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Don't we all make mistakes? I know my dad did

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This argument is just like Sunak vs Truss. Two failures arguing over who failed the least.

It is this failure more than the original error, that is going to doom a generation or more of this country to falling living standards and the slow boil of shitness. All to pander to those who are emotionally still children and can't be told they're wrong for fear of tantrums.

That would be the Daily Mirror on their boycott list. If any of them actually read a newspaper.

Somehow I knew that's what you'd call it

Cough ... Everton ... Cough ... Gemmill

I'll just leave this here

I don’t get it

Don't have a fucking clue but let's get excited

Another special relationship over

We believe you.

Mag like newspaper.

That’s no way to talk about Denise Squelch.

Poor Neighbours- 2:10a.m. ” What’s that creaking love, sounds like it’s coming from outside?” ” I’ll have a look… it’s him… aye him… he’s on that fucking sofa… oh god, no…please stab my eyes out”

the shaft stroke, obvs

Woke up feeling cold. It's grey, dull outside. Fuck this miserable British climate.

Does anyone like them?

I think 24th is generous tbh

Sorry Diego, I forgot you were on here.

“ That’s uz buoycoutting the Mirror woman, chuck ‘em out” “ Arr, narr man Wor Exile, it’s the smoothest one of the lot- Jordan and Little Jordan’s arseholes are in tatters as it is ‘cos we can only eat cheesy chips now. We’re nearly veygans!”

Ah I put that in the wrong thread. Liz Truss is not my hobby.

The only caveat to otherwise full agreement with this that I would have is that it could simply be that in the eye of the storm, all you see is the storm. There is a (not very large) part of me that wonders if Putin might have inadvertently saved the world by forcing us off dependency on Russian gas. That Johnson and Brexit may have long term saved the country by demonstrating why it is so important that we are part of bigger unions of nations. That the cost of living crisis will reveal to us how good we've had it for so long under globalisation. Maybe these are the lessons we need to be learning, and that the collective bitter pill we all swallow isn't for us, but for those who keep being led down the garden path. And also, voters aside, for governments who keep avoiding tackling the big issues. Who focus on short termism, as you say. Maybe we might just learn from all of this that we don't have time to indulge witless fantasists like Johnson. The change will come one way or another, but the longer there is no representation politically for the truth, the more violent that change will become IMO. Although equally, the farther we have to fall to get to it.

“ Toucher in aisle 36!”

What’s your favourite stroke?

Yeah, the myth foreigners were taking our jobs is well and truly exposed. But this issue isn't fixable with Brexit and no FOM. Visas aren't the answer to seasonal shortages in agriculture and services. This isn't going away, it's a permanent block to economic growth people like Truss keep banging on about.

Hopefully this is asked in the BBC debate because it's an issue that no Tory politician wants to touch seeing as all roads lead back to Brexit.

Waking up to a new world champion

Had a lovely night down the coast tonight and ended up in the stack, Seaburn. Quite proud of our quiz name if not 14th out of 100

How the fuck could you forget Diego 😱 he’s a cornerstone of the board, you’ll be forgetting that other great poster … erm…. Whatisname you know, the one who’s never wrong and who said Everton were going down, you know the one I mean, he’s Renton’s bitch, aye him.

Up yours slaphead!

They’re out the loop tbh. Most the information they get will be from the other side of the deal now I reckon, that’s why transfers like Pope, Targett, possibly this one and the quick movement on Botman caught them by surprise. I still think we will see a lot of movement late in the window too as teams will be wanting to trim their squads down to 25 men so might start assessing who they can get decent fees for etc.

In other words, "we actually know fuck all about what's happening and are now running out of names to drop, so don't be surprised if Newcastle sign someone we haven't mentioned... and if they don't then the deal fell through."

Looks like Renton's #ReadyforRishi.

Hate doing this but I don't think he thinks Darlington is in Scotland (as he lives partly in North Yorkshire), it was just a usual tory non-sequitor to avoid the point. Unlike most of these cunts, Sunak isn't stupid, he's just a cunt.

It's worse than that - His constituency is Richmond, Nth Yorks, basically next door to Darlington near as makes no difference

Playing with something inflatable as well!

I’m genuinely worried the poor fuckers might be on the brink of a famine here. Ewerk, any tips for our six-fingered chums?