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"Aye that's a good one Luke! Now you knaa me, I'm a lyrical gangster as well, and aye, the pen is mightier than the sword but it isn't mightier than a left hook, wor kid. He'd be tasting a moothfull of Geordie knuckle if he'd set his cheek up like that to me, mind."

Needed this bloke standing in front of the sign telling CT to take no notice of it, just ignore it and just get in the water as it's beautiful out there......

ROMANTICIST DAVE ALERT! Wrote that last paragraph with a rose between his teeth.

100% agree. If he doesn't quickly realise his place in the new Newcastle, he'll be off to Spain or back to France quicker than his feet can move. If he could, somehow, download a bit of Solano into his brain, he'd be unreal. Nobby is, for me, the benchmark for unselfish wingers.

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Liew’s an even bigger prick than Edwards tbf

He clearly couldn't take the pressure of playing for such a huge club.

Let's do this. Please blow your fucking party to smithereens.

Apparently they haven’t won any of their preseason friendlies. Not to worry though, their first match in the Championship isn’t until Sunday

Watching the lasses cricket, fuck me, this is a pearler

If you told me I'd be happy to see cheesy single signing an extension 9 months ago I'd have to you to fuck off.

This is the kind of fight where you pray both of them lose.

Highlights so far: Pontland AmsterDan.

"As you can see here guys, I'm chilling here with my Burger King"

the frustrating thing with ASM is he has the ability to be a top player. I don't think any of the players you mentioned had more skill than him on the ball. he needs to sort out what's going between the ears in order to do that though. he's got one more season for me. we're a club going places and it's up to him if he wants to come along for the ride. all he needs to do is figure out the basics because the stuff he's got can't be taught. if he serves up another season like the last one, i think we'll sell him in the summer.

I just throw actual shit on the walls. It gets me the desired result as well.

Polarboy is the king of the unsubstantiated transfer rumour. If it's on the internet, it's getting posted on here.

Here's the problem. If you don't challenge it becomes the orthodoxy, so in the same way that the global financial crash in the the UK narrative was the fault of Labour, we are going to end up with everyone believing that the countries problems are due to anything but Brexit.

Stick 5 Live on now. They're discussing the cause of the delays at Dover. The majority of the callers say that it has NOTHING to do with Brexit. They accept that more checks are required, every passport has to be checked, and that that means that what might have taken 30 seconds might now take two minutes or more. So they accept that it takes more time because of Brexit, but they REFUSE to make the logical leap that it therefore is also Brexit that is causing the queues. It's the fault of the French because the French are FURIOUS that we've left so they want to make it seem like it's Brexit. This is what we're dealing with. A complete breakdown in logic because of their emotional connection to Brexit. A bloke saying "give it 5 years! You've got to let it bed in! Give it 5 years then try and tell me it's Brexit." This is why I keep saying this argument is unwinnable so Labour should absolutely not try to litigate it now. These people will not accept basic logic. They are true believers. It will kill Labour if they try to take this on.

He definitely wants to have a word with that Liew next time he's at an away game in London, mind. The knight would be testing his jaw for less.

Impressive that he's an English born player playing domestically and still speaks another language. Don't know what language that is mind you, just that it's not English. #Words

FYP. This is literally where we’re at as a country.

Forest did us a favour

Finished 1-1

He's utterly bizarre like, but oddly compelling....

it’s a bit like watching the room

Craig you're gonna have to get out of bed earlier than this to beat Polarboy to the "prepared for every eventuality" exclusive. SEEN IT. BANKED IT. MOVED ON.

Whilst I’m a bit on the fence about him as a player CL/title-chasing clubs like Chelsea and Spurs can fuck right off if they think they’re going to get one of our players on the cheap.

Replace Democrat with Labour and it's spot on

There’s a piece on the beeb about NHS Staffing shortages being at crisis point. How many times do think Brexit gets a mention as a potential cause?

Is that right? She looks exactly like someone with her opinions SHOULD look.

This is different to 2008. As Gemmill said above, in one of his rare moments of competence, this is emotional for people. Telling them flat out that they're wrong is going to lose votes. If you look at the polling on the issue it's becoming clear that Brexit is losing support among the public, give it enough time and hopefully there will be an opportunity to stand up against Brexit before the next election but now isn't the time.

You can go sea kayaking in Tynemouth , it's not quite the same as the daily kayak to the beach from my house I used to do , but it is very relaxing and surprisingly calm. (my kayak was the blue one at 0:04) -just saying

Did that in NZ first time we came out here, round the bay of islands, managed to be joined by a pod of dolphins for a while. absolutely exhausting but it is very good!

I did hear a story years ago where SBR wanted to try and find out who was the mole who kept feeding the press stories and it turned out it was Shepherd

Just imagine the adventures you can have once the probation officer takes your ankle tag off.

Aye, but then you can’t have your kayak and eat it.

I went paddle boarding in Rhodes last year. The hire bloke asked me if I was a professional? I said no, I'm not interested, I'm making shitloads out of Nursing.

Kudos to having enough motivation to continue finding a new hobby every few weeks Im 40 in a fortnight and am very much in the "I know what I like" phase of life

You should give the upper Tees a crack CT- beautiful river and valley, easy access. High Force to Low Force. Get in just above High Force …

SUP? Looks more like SDP Thanks for keeping the trotters covered up btw

Good night out in Newcastle if nowt else

Was ist das? Seems the FTM boys are STILL everyone's cup final, even in a bigger leyague! Wow. There must be puddles up and down the championship such is the pissing of the pants at the prospect of playing the stars of Netflix. (If someone could let the other championship clubs know that they're supposed to be excited that would be canny and save some embarrassment. Cheers).