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"Aye, play offs for us I think, a good pre-season will help too."

Fender's album nominated for the Mercury Prize.

Lad I know lived in bandit country and swears you could buy derby tickets for Roker park in Presto's or Spar and that's where he and mates got them. No check or fuck all. (And they wonder why so many Mags used to be in their ends).

"Al, you get the ball and do whatever you want with it" was about the extent of Bruce's coaching of ASM and is exactly what the player wanted to hear.

I think I'll wait for Pearson to do a summary. "Alright guys. Bit of sumfin new for duh channuw today. *smash cut to Adam in a barristers wig and Newcastle home shirt*. 'ORDER!' Guys before you start finkin that I brought my gran to Lisbon wiv me. Don't worry it's still me, ADAM. *knocks wig off* Been listenin to a leguw podcast today while I've been by the pool in my 5 star hotel in the centre of Lisbon. And before you start thinking 'who does this guy fink he is, stick to the football', don't worry guys I'll still be bringing you all the usuaw big match build up and Newcastle United coverage that you've come to expect from the channuw, but first up let's get into some leguw chat wiv my main man Nick Di Marco and his mate Mike Bloff QC. Dunno wot that stands for, maybe Quite Cool or sumfin cos let me tell you guys wot we're about to get in to is deffintly pretty cool stuff and sum great new content for the channuw. Don't forget guys if you like what you hear, smash that like button and subscribe for more great content like this. But wivout furver ado guys, let's get into it wiv some leguw chat."

Bondswell could be the glue in our defence this season.

Lascelles showing exactly why he should be nowhere near the first team. The logic of Howe having him keep the captaincy is faulty at best in my opinion.

Let me know the score so I can put a bet on!

He's got a moothfull of marbles and a heed full of broken biscuits but like gemmill says, he's enjoying himself so good luck to him. (I won't be smashing the like and subscribe buttons, though).

It's not you who he needs to get voting for him, he has the Pimms drinking shithouse vote locked in already

We should have sent them out for fuck all to the schools since that’s what classy clubs who can’t fill their stadium do

Apparently they haven’t won any of their preseason friendlies. Not to worry though, their first match in the Championship isn’t until Sunday

This is the kind of fight where you pray both of them lose.

Aye the ball just sticks to him. He's great for dressing room morale too.

NOOOOO! The Eusebio Cup is gone for another season.

Some canny fanny in the ground like

He looks fuck all like a vegan skateboarder.

never happened mate. one, maybe two present in the fulwell/clockstand/gillingham game. both got knacked off a 14 year old from pennywelll, read it on rtg.

Not a cultist but on nationalisation the membership reflects the electorate a lot more than Starmer.

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Strokes the ball well

No need. Curated Adam Pearson content will be brought directly to Toontastic members on a silver platter.

Bruce accidentally did a slightly better than entirely subpar job with ASM. That's about as much credit as I've got for him.

Nice but howay mate take the sunglasses off in the house.

I criticised the extending of Dummett's contract only to be told on here, something along the lines of 'I trust Howe and his team over some Pearson, Casey wannabe's'. Obviously I am paraphrasing.

Why are they treating this internal leadership contest as a national event? Who honestly gives a fuck?

Plenty time marra. Dinnit werry.

Cue OUTRAGE on RTG.

The Monkey Hanger’s cup final

You're supposed to have me on ignore, ya lying shit for brains.

Him to their lass on the point of ejaculation: "Eeets time.....pant.....time for zhee Vinagre stroke......nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

He's slipping ... failed to tell us how much he paid for the pints

Retard

What the fuck

I hope WBA are in for Anderson just so we can tell Bruce to fuck off

At Least the patio furniture isn't airborne yet

Imagine if we got Werner and Draxler and they both actually played to their potential/hype.

Coventry have won all 7 of their pre-season games, nailed on 96th minute equalizer or winner for the mackems on Sunday.

I saw a talk in with Lee Clark what seems like ages ago now but it was before Sean Longstaff had properly broken into the first team under Benitez and he was absolutely raving about him. Saying he had the ability to be a real top class midfielder. Obviously that’s just one person’s view of a young player but you have to think (especially after what’s come out since) that he had a pretty torrid time under Bruce. Did that cunt improve a single player? He was completely incapable of doing what most decent managers take pride in.

It’s free advertising for the Tories 👍🏻

ROMANTICIST DAVE ALERT! Wrote that last paragraph with a rose between his teeth.