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I'll be wearing a pink carnation. No pressure. No pegging on the first date.

Gloom jealous tbh

They split up in 1971 and are mainly all dead, so their venue requirements should not be a consideration tbh.

They can do a fucking wraparound cover and a 12 page pullout insert if they like, I'LL NEVER KNOW.

Surely we just build it up, buttercup?

Just a shame the weasel faced cunt can’t stay up himself.

I’m watching the opening ceremony at the moment and from what I can gather it’s supposed to be a celebration of the achievements of Birmingham which appear to be whistles, the Baskerville font and slavery. I just can’t wait now for Gabby Agbonlahor to sky dive into the stadium with the Queen.

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Miami pizza in walkergate. They're fucking minging but you won't find a cheaper pizza in Newcastle. (Get a vegetarian one unless you fancy meat products from Kazakhstan and if you want to avoid death steer clear of greasy meat bits in pitta bread called 'doner kebab').

my how to hover board channel never really took off

I wondered why #princeofpegging was trending 😂

Fundamentally it's "good" that Centrica's shareholders get larger dividends but "bad" to increase workers wages. That's the message drummed in over 40 years and nothing will improve until its tackled. Two years ago we made a couple of hundred people redundant to cut costs as shareholders had been promised a certain figure for returns - I suggested to a couple of people we could keep the staff and offer 3 or 4 percent less and I was either laughed at or looked at like I was insane. Greed is good when it comes to profits but evil when it comes to costs.

Saw him with Richard Briers in a play years ago (Run for your wife) he was tremendous. RIP. Gravediggers got a fiddly job on mind - Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere. You're digging it round and it ought to be square..

Right said dead, more like (sorry, had to be done. it was that or "hole in the ground")

Your loss.

I always thought Miami Pizza was a class name. Miami and Pizza being well known for their close association.

The bit where he was trying his soup. There was big fuck off lumps of chicken in it and he just kept trying the liquid and going "Can't even taste the chicken". Try fucking eating some of it!

You heard it here first.

100% a mag

Won't matter til the winter but 8% off your heating bill is not to be sniffed at, especially now. I've seen up to 15% quoted for the saving from this too so that might be at the lower end. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Perhaps they're trying to appeal to ASM?

I know the bloke that's helping the club build their player data analysis stuff. This is his thing, he's worked with clubs across all different sports all over the world and he reckons we are really going to town on it and building something special. Says Ashworth and Howe are obsessed (in a good way) with data and insights. I know this will upset some on here who think the only stats you need to know are goals for and against (MENTIONING NO NAMES) but for the actual intelligent amongst us (MENTIONING NAMES THIS TIME: me and @The Fish), this will be music to our ears.

Mooring point for his SDP.

I think an answer to both of these points is the scrutiny that new sponsorship deals are now coming under. If they hadn't tightened up that revenue avenue we may have already seen Fun88 replaced by Saudia or Aramco for tens of millions a year. So, to get those kind of deals, we'd need to be a more attractive brand to sponsor.

And he ate the soup last, the fucking bamp. Not that I watch him mind.

Big time.

like i said 👀

This made me laugh too much

Aye, seems he’s a bit strapped for cash

Dave loses all subjectivity when it comes to French wingers. It's all about how many beats his heart skips. As we know I've undergone surgery to ensure that never happens to me.

A lot of pissy pant predictions, if you ask me

Clearly the current system of price caps was not designed for the extraordinary situation in the energy market that we're seeing today. Surely something has to be done? Even Sunak must look at how popular eat out to help out and furlough made him with the public. Legislating to help families with energy costs right now would be a sure fire vote winner. On a related note I've seen DWP advertising on Twitter and the radio about the money they're giving to benefits claimants. Seeing as this money is paid automatically into bank accounts with no need to claim then these adverts are nothing more than government paid promotion for the Tory party?

xMathyGenius will increase, xPantsPissing will not be tolerated

And the Tap in, is taken 👍

Fuck's sake. MF hasn't even started yet.

I think a lot of people compare it to mens football which is an unfair comparison. You wouldn’t expect a woman to beat Usain Bolt in a race for example. Enjoy it for what it is and it’s good fun imo

Have RTG said this means we’re skint yet? If so I’ll expect Paqueta to sign in the next 7 days

Been really impressed with the standard, less tribal, more inclusive, less diving and moaning. Goalkeeping is shite, but I think they are sold a pup playing in full size goals. Honestly think it would get better with smaller pitches too, but generally really enjoyed it.

I just had a load of furniture delivered. The lads turn up. The job is delivery and assembly. Two Indian lads with broad Leeds accents that sounded EXACTLY like the lads off Four Lions. I noticed only one of them carrying stuff so I wandered into the kitchen and the other one is just standing there. "Yeah just had heart surgery bro. Can't lift anything. They're not supposed to send me on jobs with heavy stuff but you can't tell them anything." Two seconds later the phone goes and it's the courier company telling me that one of the lads injured himself on the last delivery (lying cunt!) so I'm only asking and you absolutely don't have to, but one of the items is 82kg, could you please help lift it in and assemble it. So I've just spent the last 45 minutes moonlighting as a furniture delivery driver. They were dead sound tbf and the poor cunt who had the heart attack looked late 30s, healthy, into his body building so fuck knows what's happened there. Rubber dinghy rapids bro.

Well we're stuck with fun88 for another season, (thanks to Michael Ashley, another legacy of great NUFC business acumen that many a pundit waxed lyrical about), so you could only imagine it's a bridging loan to boost the side till more lucrative sponsorships can be agreed and keep the legal side on board, (telling we have a new CEO and a new club lawyer).

Don't know why you are so down on Ciggy tbh, he works extremely hard, he is basically the consulate professional and has the menthol strength to succeed.