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Can’t get fuck all from the club itself these days so has to fill column space by giving his cunt mate chance to talk his usual shite Shameless

Christ! This is so dull I might have to head over to the guitar thread

I like how his teeth are black and white stripes.

He’s being backed by a shady cabal of Newcastle businessmen.

fair enough. Still hope he’s a massive flop

I think there will be a lot of people trying to convince themselves that it's for the best and they don't want us to have the piss taken out of us by other clubs and agents if we don't sign the two attacking players that we need this summer. Whatever they come up with wouldn't be able to hide the fact that this transfer window will have been a pretty big disapointment if we were to finish it with the same squad we have at this moment. Yes we've signed one of the top up and comming centrebacks in Europe but our defence was excellent in the second half of last season against all but the very best attacking outfits. It clearly wasn't the area in most need of improvement. That said I can't believe that those looking after these things aren't acutely aware of that fact and I'm confident that they will be working on addressing this before the window ends and that whatever funds needed will be available. I would have hoped we would have the players in by now, but January proved that we are prepared to wait until the very end of the window to bring in the players we need.

Been a bit busy, mate.

Raval. Cliff Richard's favourite curry house. I still remember manc-mag saying that it was cos he liked their Living Dahl.

Times have indeed moved on in the takeaway game. Can't remember the last 'anecdote' about spunk being found in an Indian curry from a definitely not racist.

He got off lightly here and got a massive, completely underserved payout. if you believe him he had such a torrid, stressful time yet he walked into the first job he could get instead of taking time off. West Brom’s fans don’t deserve what’s coming but the knackers who employed him do.

Footage from the opening ceremony

Just coming here to say I can't see any reason to be sending him out on loan. He looks fucking class.

Got to give some credit to Sean Dyche for finding a system and plan that made Chris Wood get double figures 3 seasons in a row

I will fucking piss myself if the sound suddenly kicks back in and all we hear is "Alright guys..."

"Hugely popular" with all the snide cunts he's done favours for as well as the eternal 6 point gifts but hated by the fans of every club the cunt has polluted.

Well sign more players lads. Don't worry about it.

He'll be telling his mam and dad that whatever income he makes on the channel, he needs to reinvest to build the channel. So 5k will do very nicely for these little trips he's been on this summer. "Content is king guys. Once vuh channuw hits a hundred fousand subscwibaz fings wiww start to snowball. Just stick wiv me guys. Mam have you ironed my Nigeria shirt. Ah come on mam that is ridiculous I'm about to do a video."

Used to have queues out the door back in my day. Wouldn't put up with that shit these days. Too old to stand around waiting for someone to finish their meal, staring at them to hurry up. Of course, as soon as you sat down, you studiously ignored the next people in the line imploring you to get a shift on. Do as I say, people, not as I do.

I'll let it slide. This time.

Same pair of Docs I use to play squash in.

Hope you wore non-marking soles

apparently no cost of living crisis in newcastle alex, n.u.s.t. completely bamboozled as to who the fuck to give £200k to!

Not a chance Anderson is going anywhere, like. He’ll be first choice by March

The fitness pre season is light years ahead of Bruceball 10 games in !!

oh aye, who wanted that again? the hangover mist of doom only cleared on Wednesday

You'll be eating humble pie when one of the sixty players I posted rumours about get signed.

Will it ever end with this cunt?

No, ocean drive by the lighthouse family.

We've got form there

I don’t know who this crap is aimed at. The fans know he’s a shit manager employed by a shit owner at a desperate time in our history. Nothing will ever change that. If he’s remembered at all, it will be a base line for clueless managers we all hated. Edit: I’d add that if I was a non NUFC fan I wouldnt be interested in the cunt. He’s a small time manager who’s pretty much failed everywhere he’s been,and has left hated by a large portion of the fanbase.

It's me that needs to worry about legionella. My mam doesn't have the water cylinder. It's me. OMG. Do you not read my fucking posts properly or WHAT?! Seeing as you seem to know what you're on about (on this occasion) is the 60 degrees thing an absolute must or can I let it drop below that?

“ Aye, this bloke here, silence him.… … yes, Forest Hall”

Cottage?? Holy fucking hell

Can you not?

Shelvey only out three to four weeks. Good news considering.

My thoughts entirely. Quite why there's a necessity for Bruce's time at NUFC to be continuously brought up is baffling. Anyone know what Willie McFaul is up to these days?

That’s the other thing, we’ve all moved on. Understandable given what’s happened here since. And Edwards is stirring it despite all that. The same bloke who said we couldn’t comment on Bruce as a manager because he wasn’t at NUFC anymore can’t shut up about him

Mr Tumnus has got some back-heel on him.

Let's be honest. It's none of our fucking business anyways

Bless him, it must've been a twat getting criticised from the fans instead of getting a pat on the head by opposition managers after NUFC had been comfortably beaten or by neutral pundits who think you're a great lad. Great scoop by Luke Ryder, sorry, Edwards and JUST what the punters wanted to read about.

reminds me of Lucky’s, the go to pizza delivery place for students in the Hyde park area of Leeds in the mid 90s. their four cheese pizza had to be seen to be believed: mozzarella, cheddar, Edam and cottage

He’ll just grouse about it when he gets back

probably still away on his shooting holiday

I bet you lads walk around in track bs and a scruffy t shirt all the time, but show you a Newcastle shirt and you turn into Prince planning his tour outfits.

I’m watching the opening ceremony at the moment and from what I can gather it’s supposed to be a celebration of the achievements of Birmingham which appear to be whistles, the Baskerville font and slavery. I just can’t wait now for Gabby Agbonlahor to sky dive into the stadium with the Queen.

my how to hover board channel never really took off

think he's eloped with essembee.