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Or communicating it via a system of vibrating anal beads.

Suddenly I'm very worried.

We should buy him and have him as backup to Miggy.

Some good news lads.

CTed YP

Jurgen Klopp: Liverpool manager not happy with questions about 'spark' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/63227338 Fucking RATTLED 😂😂😂

18 or bust. Tindall out

Damn he works fast

That Athletic article is really good and shows how out of touch he (and tbh West Brom) is with modern football. We first heard with Rafa about the extensive details a manager and his team now go into regarding players (both the ones they have and potential signings) the opposition, training etc etc. And now Howe is doing exactly the same thing. It's just common place now for this to be the managers role. Compare that with Bruce signing his neighbours & employing his family to put out the cones and just hoping that a star player can turn the game for you. There was a time when how he 'works' could probably suffice as a football manager, but that time is 15 years ago or more. The top end of the game has evolved so much in the last decade and he just doesn't seem to see it. The fact that he didn't know how many substitutions he could make though just smacks of laziness. He can't even be bothered to put in the minimum amount of effort required to know what rules have changed from one season to the next. If West Brom's board had anything about them, they should have sacked him on the spot for that gross incompetence.

Noted. I'll just grab them from you the next time I see you.....

@wykikitoon, what’s this bloke done to upset you? Yorkshire man’s torment as mystery stranger keeps yelling “porridge” through his letterbox

Newest member of The Munch Bunch, Liz Lettuce.

Interesting to note Willock's pass successes under pressure is only just behind Bruno and level with Foden.

i got four tickets for the villa game using the @ChristmasTree method of three different devices - cheers for the tip! it'll be my little girl's first game and i'm taking my little boy too, who has been three or four times and has only ever seen us win so we can't lose

'he's obviously a confidence player' I agree but not in the way they're inferring. He's a player confident in his ability because he knows he's good. He's been a 'confidence player' since he signed in January.

100% I saw Carragher commenting on the collection of defensive and offensive stats from Bruno. He was saying Bruno's defensive stats would be inflated compared to midfielders from bigger teams because we dont dominate possession and therefore do more defending. Firstly, we have averaged among the top for possession this season, more than many other "bigger" clubs. Secondly, comparatively Bruno's attacking stats are even more impressive than his defending stats and, if he does that in the attack with "less" possession as Carragher assumes, then they're even more impressive again! Carragher: ignorant and thick. Media is filled with people I'd turn and walk away from at the pub when they're in the middle of talking.

She's a Buddhist? I hope she's reincarnated as Trump's tapeworm.

Looking at that chin, she’s never folded a towel in her life, has she?

I’d say he needs the practice if he got caught twice.

FYP

Suella Behaveman.

Not entirely reassuring

Who are you and what have you done with Rayvin?

Rip in peace

Even Camilla's tampon is taking the piss.

talk about gnashing teeth

If he's got me mixed up with CT that's frankly unforgivable.

he used to sit in the gallowgate end watching jackie milburn with blair

And working very hard on banning farmers from placing solar panels on their own private land - not to sell to the energy market , but to reduce their consumption. Parallel to this week's announcement that no energy saving information will be given because "we can't be telling people what to do" Meanwhile, those "climate emergency" protestors "Block ambulances" in central London. Hell in a fucking handbasket.

Can just imagine it Brucey: "Alreet Erik, how fit are you?" Pieters: "Not at all. Think im going to retire as haven't had any offers." Brucey: "Don't be silly, ill sort you out with a 12 month contract" Pieters" "Thanks Steve. We still on for the family dinner on Thursday?"

Could have been worse......

Now let's see him deconstruct how to lose to Scooch in a UK Eurovision final.

Got to be a piss easy job that. Get on the blower to PIF, move some money around and hey presto! You’re now sponsored by Saudi Golf/Air/Energy/Sea/MILF and can rake it in

Her parting shot: "The last thing the country needs is a general election." Correction, 'the last thing the Tories needs is a general election.'

Yes, I think I came across it too when it originally aired.

Came across 'The Monocled Mutineer' on the dodgy TV. Picture quality isn't great but it's good viewing, remember watching it when it was first aired but other than thinking it was good I couldn't remember too much about it other than Paul McCann being in it. It's only four episodes and I'm not too sure you'd see it getting done now as the WW1 fetish is strong these days and the idea of the common soldier not being too enamoured fighting for something they think is bollocks mightn't go down too well but everything's woke now isn't it? (Cherie Lunghi is in it and gets her tits out one point @Monkeys Fist) 👍

most former players who try punditry are fucking clueless beyond the so-called big six clubs. you get better analysis on here and various fan-led podcasts because we actually watch the fucking games

Think Willock is going under the RADAR a little because of the focus on Bruno and Almiron.

Nailed it.

Is that right?

Low BLOCKED!

Cath just casually giving any potential serial killers who may get on here the secret code of what to use should they end up on a ward with access to the cupboard.

Murdered she wasn’t