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Let’s go to the dugout camera at Anfield, Jeff…

Class day out with the family at the match. Atmosphere was a bit shit in the first half, which pretty much reflected what we saw on the pitch: Villa doing their best to spoil it so we couldn’t find our rhythm with the ref seemingly in the mood to oblige. Why their “injured” players were allowed to spend so much time being treated on the field was a head scratcher. There was only ever one team in the game though so it was a relief to see us get the first goal in the first half before the crowd got too anxious and for Villa to do the honourable thing and roll over, buttocks splayed. It could have easily been 5-6 nil and it wouldn’t have flattered us. My little girl was a bit overwhelmed by the noise in the first half. Everyone moaning and swearing at the ref and the the game and atmosphere generally a bit shit but she was bouncing by the time the second half goals started to flow and was joining in singing all the songs and loving being able to join in on the swearing (she’s only seven so quite a big deal). My little boy remains my lucky mascot. Need to find a way to get us both season tickets as he only ever sees us win by three or more goals.

CT, King of SofaWorld in South Shields can compare the Eddie Howe revolution to the McFaul period well and can appreciate the nuances. "I can remember hearing 'its a goal' show on the wireless and the manic shouting of John Cairns telling us Coventry had taken the lead at SJP and turning it off, foaming, as I was just in the middle of selling a Gainsborough corner suite and persuading a newly married couple to buy it on the access card which would up my commission compared to buying it with cash and the radio telling us Newcastle was losing was putting the bloke off just when I virtually had the missus signing the paperwork.'

In 26 league visits during the Premier League era at St James’ Park, Aston Villa have won just twice. The last time Aston Villa won away at Newcastle United was over 17 years ago, the infamous Dyer / Bowyer red cards match (and Steve Taylor penalty incident…). Only twice in the 26 visits have Villa managed to score more than one goal. You can see why they were expecting their “yowsual three points, Neville”

Been out all day exploring Warsaw (not a euphemism), just catching up now. On balance I think I'd mainly say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Villa

Emery has to be watching this, questioning his life choices and bemoaning his lack of testicular fortitude.

I know this is the wrong thread but does anyone want to buy some Sooty and Sweep glove puppets? They're in immaculate condition, nothing wrong with them at all, I..... ...just want them off my hands.

He experienced the buzz via YouTube. Just like being there. It’s a bit like experiencing the 80s via the radio in SCS 👍🏻

As a prostitute all my life I’d just like to say I stand with a cock up my floof and another up my fart factory. But Labour would screw me even harder than this. #TeamSunak #Gary GlitterRevival #GoToBedTS

Tough break for Oliver Holt and Miguel Delaney. Their principles will almost certainly require them to delete their twitter accounts.

So happy with this result I fucking hate Villa. Sounded like we could have had a few more but let’s save them for the next two games. It’s a great time to be a proud Geordie living down in this neck of the country. When we discuss football I sit there with a satisfied smile on my face.😁😁.Let’s be honest it has not always been the case.

This is a weird feeling but it’s fucking brilliant. The commentator called it a good run of form but it’s been 12 months now basically, this is just how we play - I mean I would say most of that was a bit disjointed by our standards and we still completely fucking dominated the game. Longstaff had a really good game there btw, his form the last 3-4 games has went a bit under the radar. Our back 5 are absurd - we literally just nullified everything the had and made it look like a walk in the park.

Never in doubt 😎

Agreed. Weak little boring nothing bottom half sides who appoint managers with tiny balls need to know their place.

oy yer cunt, while he's driving I fill this forum with insightful comments for your viewing pleasure. don't overlook that.

Outrageous the stick Hurst gets on here. Especially from someone that forces his disabled mate to drive him the length of the country for every home game, while he snoozes in the passenger seat.

They do make the mackems look sensible.

Enjoy your false moral high ground Rodders, while we enjoy pumping the fuck out of your absolutely shit, boring little football team.

Young still arguing about the penalty. He should be checked for concussion, cunt still thinks he’s playing for Man U.

Got wykiki set up with iptv today and the little bastard is about 4 minutes ahead of my stream. Absolutely livid about this.

Has anyone else noticed how Miggy is getting less ball now that ASM is on the bench?

trophyshy just casually assuming that CT needs disabled access to the pub. "You might find this useful, mate".

Are you here all week?

Tite's oot for the lads

Every fucker laughed at us during the Fat Bastards ownership as he milked the club dry. Shitting on legends & having a total disregard for the fans. Oh how they all laughed. Well they're all laughing on the other sides of their faces now. This is our time to laugh at everyone else. Remember the job has only just started & the turn around is incredible. So wether you go to the games or watch them on the telly enjoy this time we deserve it.

That backheel from Miggy to Trippier for Wilson’s 2nd…

fucking hell man..... you see, @Gemmill, it games like this that make all the bullying I do worthwhile. cunt better not wake me up till we get to the wetherby whaler.

Fulham to beat Everton, just for the fun of it, and Leeds to beat Liverpool to keep the scousers down the table and give Jesse Bluejeans a break, would end the day nicely.

Rodders bitter?

Maybe the first time I've seen a 4-0 loss flatter a side. We were brilliant at times but I wouldn't say we were at our best by any stretch. Villa were absolutely dreadful.

Chris Won’t

Villa fans were right at least, they said they weren’t worried about us which on the balance of this they absolutely shouldn’t be as we are fucking miles clear of them, they need to concentrate on fellow losers like Everton in the battle for 15th.

Villa ZERO shots on target, and we are absolutely ripping the piss out of them.

Give this Brazilian manager a stadium ban.

This has been a largely forgettable half, especially for Martinez.

The ref and medical staff need fuckig bollocking by the FA and PFA over this. He shouldn't be on the pitch.

I’m still fucking worried, I’ve been supporting us far too long to be optimistic.

Apologies, thought me mam had phoned in Been busy with my latest side hussle / Hobby / money pit. Im sure it will pass fairly soon

I've just watched this, what a boy he is. I'm an old bitter cynical man but I sat watching this with a goofy fanboy grin. What a turn around in this club to have a player like this

I'd be happy for him to stay fit here 🙂

aye, spot on mate. I can't stomach this era of the go to professional football supporter and (you'll be surprised to hear this!) hurst in particular. I remember all to clearly the relegation under mcgarry and the demolition of the leazes end, I've absolutely zero desire though to be interviewed about it by the daily mail.

"Hurst, 34, (!!!!!), may be too young to have fully appreciated that buzz of the 1990s," Then find a fan who can remember it for comparison to now if that's part of the article's premise. Like when one of the TV programmes were talking about the impact of Shearer signing and interviewed Charlotte Hope! They might as well do a bit about our relegation in the 70s and interview me to find out how I felt at the time when I was about five. To be fair, this is on the journalists.