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Let’s drown her. If she dies then I’ll hold my hands up and admit I got it wrong.

Glad you had a nice time.

Fucking hell lads I've just checked and all of the goals vs Villa were scored by players signed by the previous owner. This has really took the shine off the result for me. I'm quite upset now. #readytogo #dubai #turkey #mancityarefine

Just watch Mama Mia and get a takeaway. Save you a fortune

Definitely sung into the 80s and 90s as my little group used to replace United with "she likes it" and the claps with "up the bum" . Quality humour right there

Aye, me too

"I get all that...... But did you smash it?"

Is the Chelsea game where we should have had a penalty and their eventual goal scorer should have been sent off? There's a good few draws where VAR knacked us.

He's got a fucking nerve, he's done it for years like them all, it's not their fans doing it, they are United to them, it's him and his colleagues in the media that do it and especially bad when they play another United, so close by Sutton but no cigar.

And so it begins… Premier League titles can be won by any team with determination, talent, and the backing of oil-rich nation states. But the true prize of being the one team known as “United” is open to a select few, the current holder of which is about to taste the bitterness of loss. ( If I’m absolutely honest, I couldn’t give a shit about us being the United- the whole thing is massively disrespectful to all the other teams who are xxx Utd, it’s more about Manure losing that ridiculous status for good, as it would drive home the fact that they’re now has-beens

They've chucked four first teamers in against the U21's 😂😂

welcome to the old cunts on here club.

They must really be struggling for funds for the January transfer window

We've seen some of the recipes and cans you've written about on here, MF. There's no way you aren't producing some brown wallpaper paste at times!

I found out my wife is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

Also, what team has achieved any level of success in recent times without spending a fucking fortune?

See how you feel once you've actually QUEUED just to get in a shop that sells M & fucking Ms btw! I think Alex has actually highlighted my gripe is with my family and not Lomdon prices.....

5:30pm kick off on a Saturday means thousands of pissed-up Geordies going radge. Atmosphere will be electric, I fancy this one more than Southampton away.

Funnily enough, if you read the article (unlike them) the Saudis get one small mention (about how they wouldn’t increase oil production a couple of months back). Let them dream I suppose, if it makes them feel better

Looking at the game against Chelsea and what they've got going on in the lead-up: 2/11 CL: Zagreb (H) 6/11 PL: Arsenal (H) 9/11 EFL cup: Man City (A) ... Before travelling to SJP on the 12th. I think we've got a massive chance of beating them at SJP. Their workload is greater than ours (CL game), they're on the road mid-week prior to the game where we're at home, and they've got games against the top 2 in the country, albeit one in the cup. If Brighton can pump these at home, I fancy we can get a result too and sign off for the World Cup on a high and potentially in the top 4.

When you going? The wife wants to go next year so ideally I’d like to arrange it around when you’re not there.

CT will be ok then

Trump patter.

United chant from the 90s, (I was in amongst them)...... I heard it on Saturday as well but nowhere near as loud and some of the young Tory dipshit elements in our fanbase add a 'toon' where the clapping would be..... Because they've shit for brains.

She's claiming a busy workload as mitigation. I must remember that one the next time I forget basic standards and commit gross misconduct. The stupid bitch even dared to make sure 'KC' appeared after her name in the sign-off. She's fucking toast. If not for this then DEFINITELY for failing in her statutory duty over Manston. I reckon she should be on the next 1-way ticket to Rwanda.

It wasn't even 6 weeks, it was from 6 September to 19 September. 14 days. 6 times in 14 days. She was practically an own goal every other game striker. Prolific.

And those 6 losses were; Liv 2-1 at Anfield to a 99th minute goal and suspect offside call. Man City 5-0 at the Etihad... fair enough Liv 0-1 at St James' Spurs 5-1 at their gaff. Everton 1-0 at Goodison to a 99th minute winner, despite us battering them for the whole game. Chelsea 1-0 at Stamford bridge to an 89th minute winner. I think were we to replay those fixtures now, we wouldn't lose to Chelsea or Everton. And we wouldn't ship 10 goals to Man City and Spurs. Honestly, we're getting around 1.8-2 PpG under Howe, so if you were to add 10pts from another 6 games to take it up to 38. You'd get 72 pts from 38 played. That gets you Top 4.

Just had a lovely weekend in Troutbeck without the kids / dogs. Hope that makes you feel better

Thanks for the feedback. It's still up in the air atm. I have emailed hotels and asked em when ewerk books and requested the adjacent room We fancy Greece and this has always looked beautiful. But not set in stone where we go yet like.

Making more friends . A new bit of mental gymnastics.

Sportswashed mag scum. I was in a pub in CLS after golf the other week and an advert came on for Fury vs Chisora and two blokes sitting adjacent, quite clearly mackems owing not just to their linguistic disposition but the fact they were 6 pints deep at about 3 o'clock on a Thursday... "that's just fucking sportswashing that man" The fight is in London

I know this is the wrong thread but does anyone want to buy some Sooty and Sweep glove puppets? They're in immaculate condition, nothing wrong with them at all, I..... ...just want them off my hands.