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Have at it, lads.

Dad: "I'm committed to the sentiment of taking the whole family to Disney World next year, but we're not fucking going."

Might have mentioned before but years ago before the Internet got really going and brought a practical way of storing digital media files I had the idea of buying the rights to the goal from the BBC to ensure it would never be shown again. I told this to someone I worked with who said they knew someone who worked for the BBC and thay reckoned it would have been about 50k. I thought about starting a fundraiser but realised it would be hijacked by mackems and I'd probably be hated for it. Sorry to say my reaction to the news just now was good riddance.

Thank you for respecting my privacy.

If we win ‘Le Tit’ will no doubt blame it on the deep state

Reading Lemmy's autobiography from 2002. He predicted COVID!

Did we know about this?

0 in a row! FTM!

✅ Meenzer thread-starter ✅ Gemmill in the title It's inevitable. These are getting fucked.

We should be taking all 3 points here and I hope we do purely because of how much of a cryarse the Southampton manager is. Last time around was class. Get the match postponed and then our new signings turn up and lash them. One with a back heel volley

no I found out when I was running the pub quiz and I did a round on the locality. One of the questions was about her to which his lad shouted out "that was my Dad's first shag!"

On a related note.

Jesus fucking Christ, one win in a dead rubber and Liverpool football club are the greatest team in the world again. What a bunch of smug buck toothed self fellating arsehole cunts they all are Sorry lads, having a bit of a wiki moment

and we're both 1 club cities

I once woke up in a ditch about 15 miles away, and 2hrs before, I was meant to do a 2 day canoe trip training new staff. One of the local French villages, Vagnas ( I shit thee not), held a fortnightly fete where they sold red wine and rocket fuel punch for 50p a glass. It was a legendary piss up attended by all the British paddlers. Fortunately, PGL, who had three centres nearby, were so used to Vagnas casualties that they’d run a “sweeper bus” the morning after, picking up lost staff- I managed to blag a lift and made it in time to shower and pack for the trip. I was wobbly as fuck until lunchtime

Tbf, that's what they're like about literally anything

Wow. (Not the reaction to a goal I've never seen but my reaction to this tweet from a newspaper for an U21 game).

Albania dishing out the ultimatums now to a cut-adrift United Kingdom.

Yeah but that would have been true whether I'd been an undertaker or not.

Guaranteed ewerk has humped a dead body. Zero doubt in my mind.

If you're not well enough to work, it doesn't matter what the test results. Tell them to FUCK OFF!

1- Looks dirtier than a home seat at the SoS* 2-Likes knocking the crust off ancient tools 3- Has a snapper like a gutted rabbit * 4- Has bappage and pulse. I see nothing but positives. * based on nothing but my fevered imagination

Are you having a collective brain haemorrhage? She’s minging

It's a cruel irony that the older and less potent you get, the lower the standard of bappage available to you is. Of course MF defies the former point I made there.

Meanwhile Parky and Howay thought we'd signed the better RB from Spurs in Yedlin...

Not sure a Paraguayan will adapt to the North East mate. Diego Gavilan all over again.

Actually I remember an interview with Lemmy just before he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer (which killed him in days) where he boasted how good shape he was in despite drinking a bottle of Jack and smoking 60 Marlboro a day. DIDN'T PREDICT THAT DID HE?

Gordon Lee selling SuperMac was an even worse moment than the Liverpool 4-3 in my personal tapestry of misery

Like when toontastic split from Newcastle Online?

Don't worry, that's perfectly normal.

"It was a getting a bit sticky so me an the old Krays brothers went to hideout at an old buddies of mine in Hereford. Ronnie Radford..." S. Wraith

They all look the same tbh

Bumped into Hurley, I bet.

Aye but you don't wanna leave behind any DNA evidence. HMHM is obviously an old pro at this.

0-7 Miggy hat trick, Bruno goal from his own half, Botman bullet header, Wilson controversial penalty and one in off Longstaff’s bony arse.

Aye same, I added a laugh reaction and everything

Wrong thread? One for the Borderline Boilers collection surely?

Well you've shown exactly zero here MF. I'm frankly disappointed in you.

Leeds did it at the weekend too.

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

Didn't Dorries do it? Did she lose the whip? Have I imagined all this? Am I going to wake up at some point?