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I was in the pub last night and someone asked me to name three Qatar Players. So, I said. George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.

I'm willing to bet the 1930 tournament didn't have huge viewing figures.

Fucking hell man, the Ecuadorian embassy might need to check on this bloke.

Infantino wanted everyone to focus on the football and stop slagging Qatar off. I've got terrible news for him.

Essembee's Ecuadorian grandson taking the home end good and proper.

At least he kept it classy marra, if he’d have added Khashoggi 0 to the bottom of the shirt that would have been really unclassy.

Why is their constant point that people are defending MBS and/or Saudi actions? As far as I’ve seen no one is doing that, MBS is a nasty bastard is that in dispute? The point at hand is should the Saudis be blocked from owning us, of which the answer absolutely can be no without it being a defence of them and their activities. The whole screaming on about murder is tedious too, they have to start making some proper points about it - it doesn’t preclude investment or ownership or trade deals regarding any other area so why is football different? He likes to scream hypocrisy regarding people to continue to show interest in what is essentially entertainment packaged and funded by that regime, yet he’s doing it likely on a computer or phone from where? Made how? Sure scream whataboutism that seems to be the go to but it’s not whataboutism it’s simply equating the two things of which imo it’s exactly the same fucking thing. The bloke needs to just move on with his life and stop getting so upset about something that is so far above him it’s unreal, stop getting angry about people watching NUFC because you for some reason think it’s shameful due to where the money comes from, wake up man - every PL side received Bein money, majority have sponsors from China, other regimes very similar to Saudi (see the name of Arsenals stadium, or their shirt sleeve sponsor). I know it’s pointless typing this out but their talking points are beyond fucking tedious - if it’s that upsetting to them throw your iPhone and every other electronic item out, they were made in horrific conditions with varying degrees of forced labor and have horrific consequences to the communities where they’re made, hopefully he’s not watching the World Cup, F1, the PL in general, and now SAFC as all engage with everything he seems obsessed about. What a boring cunt he is, at least some seem to finally be clicking on and moving forward but him and others like dangermows are still beating their moralistic drum the hypocrites.

The woke bastard

Bacon is haram, did you say?

Hey guys, you’d think this Qatar team was managed by STEVE BRUCE 😂😂😂😂

Confectionery washing. The absolute worst.

A friend of a friend got locked out of his Uni room over Christmas but locked in the building....bollock naked. He was knocking on all the doors but nobody was in so he went down to the exit to try and get out....there was no response and he needed a shite desperately so he took a shite under the stairs...and slept next to it. The security guard got him the next day. I know this story as when walking out the building visiting my mate he went "ahh there's the stain of Johnny's shite"

That was originally on twitter and after some consideration I thought better than to inflict it on Robin Robin and cause him to consult his gif almanac

Just a reminder for some forum users

Now, be fair. They also do a shit rendition of “Come on England” that sounds like it’s being farted out the morning after you’ve had homemade broth

Still, if anyone knows about making a great escape, it's them.

Be great if this supporters programme was just a huge scam to make their migrant worker setup a bit more multi cultural. The England band taking the Qatari dollar and finding they have their passports AND their trumpets taken off them on arrival.

AND YET it beat Qatar v Ecuador.

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The atmosphere reminds me of one of those televised England school boys games at Wembley from when I was a kid.

Pics or kindly F off.

A load of England fans have been arrested for chanting at a waitress 'Get your face out for the lads'

I like some of his writing but aye the way he goes on about the ownership structure of Newcastle you'd think he'd not be seen in Qatar in a million years. They're all the same man. They like to present themselves as geopolitical experts but come the end of the day they're just footie journos and they'll chase that bouncing ball no matter what when it suits them

Wilson joins Holt, Delaney & that dude who met Mbappe who's principles go no further than corporate hospitality.

Praying England get to at least the semis and the absolute fewm when the usual bandwagon jumping wankers DEMAND tickets and flights be made available to them, the colossal tossweasels

Nice bit of nostalgia.

exile proposing meet ups at 01.28 in the morning, the stupid cunt. sadly taking our dogs ashes to the brecon beacons next weekend and scattering them next to talybont reservoir which was probably his favourite place on earth. always have a few pints in the star in talybont village, very tempted to join rtg and ask him if he fancies a beer on saturday as he's only half an hour away in downtown newport, 1pm for poland v saudi arabia game would be ideal!

Mrs. Fist kept me awake last night as she was constantly muttering shit like “ I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein, I wrote the Hobbit…” She was Tolkien in her sleep again.

The state of this country man. Felt the family needed a break so arranged to go to Disney Paris last minute. Couldn't get a flight so begrudgingly drove to Dover to get the ferry. Anyway, you have to queue for passport control now and whilst I was there this fucking cunt pushed in front of this wee lass, seperatng her from her bag. Normally I'd just let it go but something about him wound me up, so I called the cunt out on it. Instead of apologising though, this bawbag says in a weird accent (mackem I think) "watch it, do you want a punch?". I mean I couldn't believe it, the cheeky cunt. Now I'm a black belt in most martial arts and canny handy in the boxing ring, I just don't like to boast about it. So I freak the cunt out by saying " Aye, come on then cunt, square go, now!" Should have seen the arse drop on him when he realised I was going to go wykiki on his sorry arse. Sharp started apologising, muttering about something about his kids being there. In truth he was a shitein cunt, a disappointment. Oh aye, Disney land is shit btw. 👍

Is he another one in your huge black book? I can’t keep up

Exile has more in common with this lot than he thinks.

If he gets a first half hat trick, he should come out at half time to wind them up.

The Qataris will have him stoned to death for that.

HMHM is a real-life Oompah Loompah too, so he knows his shit.

Tbf, there was that Saudi lad when I went to the Palace game who had MBS 1 on the back of his shirt. But I feel like he redeemed himself when he unwrapped his Mars bar at the start of the second half and held it out to everyone sat around him to let them have first bite.

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He would later lose my mates gig tickets...so I went to the gig in leeds and my mate just drank in the pub for three hours The lad had a Gibson Nighthawk he was willing to part with for buttons but after the shite story I didn't really want to visit his house and find out.

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Stoning of women not deemed family viewing on a Sunday afternoon for some reason 🤷🏼‍♂️

On Reddit today, our top answer is..

Please tell me this, and this alone, is the reason you hate her? I’m fully on board with such extreme pettiness.