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David Semen.

Aye, it's not always easy in international football playing with team mates of a lower standard than your club side.

It's coming homo

pickford at fault for those 2 dutch goals there I thought too.

You should probably stop listening to these podcasts.

I'm just pleased he got his wish to be a real boy.

In that case... Nigel Spunk

They’ve just gone up in my estimation

Peter Lovenkans

Danny Drinkwater

Up there with Xg in terms of being utter bollocks tbh

It probably was FIFA pressure on the Dutch not to take a player called Botman tbh

@Ken, it’s your moment to shine!

A valid point:

did you not even like the joke i posted recently about my weak spine? you might have missed it. i must have posted it at least a few days ago. it was about a weak back.

When your principles are so deeply held that only a threat of a yellow card can force you to back down.

She's got a BJ mouth tbf, as my old mate would say.

He played the percentages, laid it on a plate and the team scored. Can’t understand anyone who doesn’t think that was the correct thing in the circumstances

I didn't see the game but totally agree.

Got to say, on this performance, I’m very excited for Bellingham signing for us

Sake?

Alessandro Pisstone

And you've gone down in mine, sir.

For any goal celebrations they need to do the opening dance scene from Westside Story, that'll teach em.

Should make Harry Maguire captain. Probably the only way he won't be selected.

Lucazade Modric

Wyki watching gardeners world

Mate, switch off the TV and get Talksport on. They're practically beatifying Grealish for waving his arms around a bit, your rage would go through the roof.

Another one in the book

He didn’t save it either.

Wrong thread

Danny Drinktattywater

HR incoming

That’s Peter Withe…

Not personally, but I don’t discriminate against the freaks who do.

It would be amazing. Suck each other off if we score too. Hung for a sheep as a lamb.

Shame really. In a tournament where your squad has 26 players and you can make five subs per game, if the teams really wanted to still make the statement without risking losing their best players, they could. Like, get a less central member of the squad like the third GK to start the game with the armband, take the yellow card, then immediately sub them. Once they're banned after the second game, repeat with another junior squad member for as long as you're in the tournament. Obviously that'd be ridiculous too, but if anything it'd highlight the ridiculousness of the wider situation even more effectively.

I was going to go with Ha-Cans Şükür but this is better

H2O Viana

I’m thinking of having my spine removed, tbh. It’s only holding me back.

Dennis Beerkamp

Every single Saffa I've ever met has been a cunt, or an hilariously entitled Daddy's little princess. Every single one of them. Barely managed to get through the second date with one lass, at the end of the night I called time on the fling, used the "no spark" get out clause and subsequently ghosted her. Weeks of bitchy messages, passive aggressive (and sometimes outright aggressive) texts and one brutal string of expletives left on a voice message. Now, this isn't a "Dave is a PLAYAH", it's more of a "All South African women are fucking crazy."

The only thing Fifa really has over Uefa in their power struggle is the World Cup. It’s arguably already lost its status as the ultimate prize in the game. This is shaping up to be another large nail in its coffin. It’s all been self inflicted by Fifa too. A bad decision to start with then plenty red flags since. Most notably the move to the winter and the thousands of deaths of migrant workers. All topped off with the Qatari authorities seemingly keen to demonstrate what a set of cunts they are once the tournament began. Then their own fans can’t even be arsed to watch the second half of the opening match.

Chateau Neuf du Pepe Always whining at the ref !

At least he kept it classy marra, if he’d have added Khashoggi 0 to the bottom of the shirt that would have been really unclassy.

Im filling my boots like