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Gemmill's lass: "What the fuck are you doing wanking over question time?!?!" Gemmill: "I'm just showing solidarity to poor Dehenna." Gemmill's Lass: "You dirty bastard!" Gemmill: "It's not what you think, she's just 29, bonny and surrounded by Tory men, she's not a cunt at all...... And talking of her cunt.......fap, fap.....fap fap......spurt......aaaaaahhh, Dehanna."

crikey moses, richie74 rapidly transforms here from being in love with all his mag mates to a seething ball of fury, all within one paragraph. impressive really!

"Some of my friends are Geordies and Newcastle United fans, really good lads who stick up for me and I'm proud to call them friends but the fucking cock sucking Saudi mag bassas can go hump a camel the fucking scummy mag scum. FTM you utter cunts."

I genuinely couldn't give a fuck about England so say this not out of any frustration at all but when you look at how Eddie Howe got a tune out of players who looked finished compared to his predecessor then look at some of the players Southgate has then I can't help but think my long-standing opinion that Southgate is a very limited manager, (going back to his club days) hasn't altered one jot.

Classy

Meanwhile apparently we are being moved to Saudi lock stock and barrel.

Wouldn't mind seeing some pics of his MILF dad.

And breathe

Strip away the nice guy persona, media polish etc and he’s just a bit of a typical ex-centre half turned manager. Very conservative, safety first. When you look at look at last night and Foden doesn’t even get a look in? Other thing is it heaps pressure on Foden to do something when he’ll inevitably get a chance when we’re chasing a game / need a goal

A timely bump.

They make up these ridiculous fantasies but even then it seems to annoy them I think it was HMHM who said something along the lines of them just needing to at least try and forget about us for the sake of their own health

he forgot about the ship that got stuck in the suez canal.

Not saying the Farmers was a drug den, but if you lick this photo you won’t sleep for a week

“Gateshead, County Durham” Their dedication to these running delusions makes Arrested Development’s running gags seem brief

Mein got!

Watched it last night......

The mackems over there spend an awful lot of time fantasising about hypothetical scenarios where we somehow get fucked over. It was about sportswashing....now it's about exporting brand names? Anyway as countless posters over there have said...."it's all gonna end in teyas man marra n they'll win nowt man" so I don't see what they're worried about

I'm not one for slagging off Southgate too much. I don't think he's an elite level coach but these days I think the England job is much more about team building and creating a positive situation for "the group" than anything else, and he has certainly done that Also he has got to a final and a semi-final and thats a lot fucking better than anything we are used to. Also don't really think our players are really anything special, certainly nobody world class in the team. I think he's done pretty well considering, no matter what happens in this WC

The thing about Trent Alexander-Arnold coming in is that the last thing that back four needs in another player who can’t defend

thought i'd throw in an unashamedly bias man city fan view.... Foden should have come on, he has that "pausa" thing, but the more games he doesn't play the harder it will be to shine. Has to start against Wales as pointless taking him. Sterling was consistently left out of the city team in favour of Foden (this season our first choice is Grealish, Haaland, Foden) i get grealish coming on as city have won every game he's started this season, losing 2 and drawing 2 that he's missed. a weird stat that i don't quite understand. Bellingham has ruined England for me. Headless chicken, great energy but doesn't seem to help with controlling the game. just my thoughts, i'm sure i'll change if we sign him in the summer. Henderson is, well, best left unsaid. Not the best i've seen of Trippier defensively for a spell but rather him than TAA. Obviously i'd pick Walker first. Maguire was good in those usa corners but otherwise nah. Quite liked seeing Gio Reyna come on as i have fond memories of his dad Claudio playing for us. Sakha was okay but didn't get much help Kane looked jaded to me. And yeah bored as the wife's watching Strictly.

Doddie Weir 52

When CT's taxi breaks down..... "Gott in himmel!!"

noticed on there the other day a newcastle supporter pulled someone over the camel humping thing they all use so freely. up pops a moderator called pancho to state its exactly the same as sheep shagger, so carry on. no doubt he would state exactly the same for ragheads. disgusting people from a backward, minging shithole of a town.

I thought Pooland was the area of Mackemsville that the lad who shat on the seat came from? Or just the whole town due to their prevalence of taking a dump in the streets.

Australia's back baby!

I thought she was gonna live forever

The main clubs opposed or indifferent to the idea were PSG, Bayern, Chelsea, and Man City - two of those sides have owners ours are constantly compared to. I know they love creating these fantasy scenarios and then laughing about how it’ll all happen but at least think about it for two minutes first

I bet she has had a bit of geordie in it tbh

This fucking awful. Not only are we being relocated to a desert, we're still winning nowt.

I'm expecting the Mag at Work to be replaced with the Saudi at Work soon enough, another fictional character dishing out the confirmation bias they need to get through the day.

Quoted for truth. That is the essence of the SMB at the moment.

there's a lot of love in that first paragraph. I wondered about his bond with mr taylor, the pe teacher.

Tbh I'll be happy enough if he doesn't play. Keeping our players safe is much more important to me than England. Ideally Kane gets injured withv10 minutes to go in the final and Wilson comes on to score the winner, but as long as ours are fit to come back I don't really care

Bloke should have been sacked for not getting to the final in 2018, it was gifted. Then he pussies the Euro Final. You just know he played with toy cars into his teens and loved wrestling.

Shite management from Southgate once again. Should have been trying out different players and tactics given they won the first game. A draw as a result isn't that bad,.but when you pick your supposed strongest team and they look largely insipid and toothless then it hurts the confidence. If you play your alternates you're giving players that are extra keen to make a mark a chance and if they don't take it you can then revert to your favourites who will be fresher without that knock to the confidence. He was probably wanting to win this and rest them against Wales but that ship has now sailed.

FFS, how many times? ANDREW Cole.

Commentator said that was so close to hitting the net. Mate that likes me saying I was close to licking out Megan fox man.

Foden one of the best players in the PL, starts every game for the best side in the league, and for Pep Guardiola no less but Southgate has no interest in playing him

These crowd shots. There's nothing in sport worse than American sports fans.

Andy Cole retiring from international football.

We look crap tbh. Mason Mount yet again a complete fucking non-entity, can Southgate at least see a bit of sense and play Foden instead?

JOCK BASTARDS 🤣

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea building a castle on a motorway bridge?