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Did he forget to hold up a current newspaper at the end?

Ronaldo starts on the bench. He is probably already texting Piers…

Getting himself match fit by impersonating a swan vesta

Come back @toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk

That'll be £29bn please

in fairness the farmers was a paragon of virtue in comparison to this place, there was more drug paraphernalia chucked out through the bars in the bog windows over the course of the weekend than you'd have found in the handyside arcades kard bar in its heyday! I give you the one and only....

To quote someone

Aye I always thought it was funny how commentators would jump on phrases like "hes proved his doubters wrong again" about Luis Suarez as if anyone ever really thought he wasn't a world class footballer and that peoples issues tended to be the racism and biting people.

next up, a swiss win and an absolue fucking crunching tackle on ronaldo by schar please.

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis - and I'm too old. I said: "I'm only 40 love."

For a non viewer you seem to know a fucking shitload about it.

OH for fuck sake

Brazil Portugal final.

It says as much in the tweet…

Has that cunt got the message?..

Spain aal fart and nee shit

"You feel now that a goal would win it", says the commentator with 93:15 on the clock and +5 minutes of added time. You reckon?

Not good for the arse either.

fair play. 3 devices best place 2,347th! still looking for an arsenal ticket.... being a lamentable, selfish cunt I'm hoping the train strikes will ensure a few more spares become available nearer the time. not because I want to go to the match that much, just that I'm fully behind the railworker's union in their fight for better pay and working conditions!

Most of my transactions took place in the pool room on the left there. And, obviously, I’d get the odd beer from the bar, occasionally

No, it was the 'Naughty secretary needs punishment' line.

Objection: If the defendant has by his own admission "never watched that shite" how does he know what their patter is like to compare it to anyone else ??

TeamTalk though...

What I take from this is that Gemmill still watches Top Gear

Good replies, as well

You can recognise someone as a decent player while also defining them as a horrible, cheating cunt you know.

"Waahv gorra lot in common with Stoke marra, the bairns have reyd ahhll the Harry Pottahz & wahv got the dodgy DVDS, I bet theya purrre hate tha magz an aaaaall"

In the last month I’ve had a bunch of headless flowers delivered anonymously to me twice each week. I don’t know where this stems from, but I’m definitely being stalked.

Just like Cheers

Widely rumoured that Dalglish took the huff because Fergie left Hansen out of the squad. Hansen had a habit of pulling out of squads under Jock Stein, on one occasion walking off the training pitch with barely a word and going back to Liverpool for treatment on some “injury”… Stein wouldn’t have taken him and Fergie followed suit, David Narey went instead. Hansen only got 27 caps whilst he was undoubtedly one of the best defenders in Europe for a decade. Reading between the lines I reckon he just didn’t have the passion for it, and tbf he’s never really complained. Ferguson was always going to pick Miller and McLeish his Aberdeen boys anyway. Souness was Fergie’s skipper and he’s very complimentary about GS in his first book. Scotland needed to beat Uraguay to go through but despite playing against 10 men for 85 mins drew nil nil 😞

Reading an article on the BBC about Scotland's 1986 World Cup campaign. Never occurred to me before that the Scots were due to have 2 club managers turn out for them in that tournament - Souness (appointed Rangers manager in April 1986) and Dalglish (appointed Liverpool manager in 1985). Sadly Dalglish wasn't fit and had to withdraw. Also the notion of Alex Ferguson managing Kenny Dalglish seems odd.

the glory days

I call your Teamtalk and raise you 0898 12 11 90 That number cost me some money

i rest my case

they came dangerously close to breaking in to a shit dance routine there.

Shush, adults are talking

if he gets his photo taken with bruno rtg will claim them as mlfs.

My favourite

I feel for the Coventry fans but Keys can KISS MY BIG, FAT, HAIRY GEORDIE ARSE.

The mackems will love him even more now.