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Edit; Danny Murphy not Pele

This is how you run a referendum.

Feyenoord Rotterdam first used the letters N, E, T, and A after a Geordie sailor introduced them to his Dutch friends in 1912. This imaginary event in the club’s history sparked a long, non-existent friendship between them and NUFC, and is reflected in the entirely coincidental similarities between versions of the club badge and NUFC’s. We spoke to club historian Paul Joannou who said ” I’ve called the police”.

Such a shame:

You nearly have to stand back and applaud the audacity to do this at work and try to get away with it.

OMG I've absolutely PWNT you here. You're MINE for the DAY now.

'He could drive up to the chinkeys and give a young fifteyn year old lassey who lewks no younger than twenty nine ah swear, a good fingering behind it and they'd still sing he shags who he wants, marra. FTM.' 'Nar man, dinna use that one! Stick to actual made up stuff about beheadings an that.'

Cant remember who it was but someone on here made a good point amidst the piss taking of something like “I’d like to see the risk assessment done on letting a load of untrained imbeciles loose with work tools” and it’s always stuck with me.

Let’s get a campaign going to ensure they print hundreds of T-shirts only for no one to actually buy them.

One cat's eye for each member. Nice touch.

Depends how he/she fell, may just have bruises

Obsessed tbh.

Lads - can we move the stadium stuff sideways to the SJP thread? This is more of a....laughing at Sunderland environment. (forum kettling)

Pele was all over the dirty scrubbers once he got that lifetime supply of Viagra.

Hey DICKHEADS, Wife Number 2 doesn't like Strictly so I'm not allowed to watch it anymore. FYFI.

Naah sorry mate Gemmil is basically 2 nil up here and there’s 20 mins left of the second half, you need something special to get an equaliser

His actual hairstyle:

Looking forward to seeing this printed on the Feyenoord Magpies flag. Just putting some feelers out there but would anyone be interested in a flag, t-shirt or any other merchandise we may look into starting further down the road? @TrueFaith @Feyenoord #NUFC #NewcastleUnited

I’d be impressed but Southall probably bumps into half the city every day.

Bilbao Blaggins

Just to clarify, it’s the person on the receiving end that gets the money

3,000 if we're using Michael Owen's going rate.

Pele was finished at that point too. Only 29 but ravaged off being kicked up a height and playing round the year football since he was a teenager. He was still the best player in the best international team ever

On shitty pitches. Just reminded me but I recently saw highlights of a game I vaguely remember seeing as a kid. Liverpool v Flamengo in the Intercontinental Cup as was. Played in Tokyo and sponsored by Toyota. Anyway, the pitch was bobbly as fuck. Liverpool had some great players including Dalglish, who’s easily one of the best ever British players. Zico (who I’d never even heard of back then) - his technique on that pitch. When you talk about some of the best players ever. He could do everything

Well he’s definitely a big strictly fan. Does that count as an assist?

I wake up between 4 and 5 every day, and it's a show my lass peaced out on cos she couldn't cope with how bleak it was. I, on the other hand, am hot for a bit of female subjugation first thing in the morning. You should go back and finish it though, it's really good.

Be canny if he injured himself in the warmup and Argentina went on to win. I'd enjoy watching pundits and commentators try to construct the "HE INSPIRED THEM FROM THE BENCH" narrative. Look at his face! Look at his inspirational little face!

I can't get my head round this 'If Messi wins the WC it will cement his place as the greatest footballer ever'. It's one game, you can't judge an entire player's career on 90 minutes. There are over 200 national teams in the world and once every four years one of them wins the WC, to judge a player's personal success on whether they've won it or not is an absolute nonsense. But still, I suppose it creates a nice, easy narrative.

Re: Messi it’s more for his career that I admire him. He’s obviously done well and performed above expectations at this World Cup (given he’s well past his peak). But I think his performances at this tournament have been a bit overhyped too. Mbappe hasn’t done a lot in the last two games and has definitely had too many plaudits so far

These imagined scenarios are so deranged they're funny.

I guess you're just not enough of a pretentious cunt to appreciate the delicate lighting, sound editing and the incredibly subtle (and not at all annoying) way they move to black and white for a flash forward.

Well he is a weapon

I’m here for the stadium history banter. Lovely stuff

The Outsider and The Playlist, I might watch. Messiah was cancelled without a proper ending after one season. I can't even find a show called Wild. And Mcdonald and Dodds.... .... Absolutely not.

And he did it with a ball 3 times heavier that retained water when wet and when defenders could commit attempted murder to try to prevent him from scoring…

Human flesh bit died a while ago, this cold snap did for the lizard bit yesterday, possibly.

Jonathon Pie, holding a mirror up to cunts since 2015

Years ago m8

You have all the stats, what does an opinion count? 😛