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Instead of locking it why don't they get their hard lads to invite any Mag piss takers to 'say it to their face' as this is what they normally do? Obviously they're fucking nails and all mags are Walter Softys so that would sort it.

I feel a bit for exile to be honest, his entire life revolves around the misconception that he's 'getting' to newcastle's support, completely oblivious to the fact his bizarre obsession is a source of hilarity. his copy and pasting of a twitter account no fucker looks at to the echo chamber of the sportswahing thread will get an even smaller audience, apart from to fellow angst ridden, pretendy human rights activists like skylon, captain fatty etc. pray for exile. bit torn me, I've thoroughly enjoyed 14 months worth of watching them tear themselves apart when pathetically attempting to disguise their jealousy as some kind of moral high ground whilst simultaneously littering the thread with the casual racism of camel humpers and ragheads. been a laugh, but bollocks can I be arsed to create an account to carry on viewing.

It's been moved to their Parsnip section, which you need a login to view. Presumably to stop the deluded world of RTG Twitter page Embarrasing them.

Am not sure I’d enjoy a festive glass of egg nog with her or her husband but the abuse they get is out of all proportion to their alleged “crimes” . The people lapping this shit up and amplifying it are also likely to have put “be kind” in their social media profiles when Caroline Flack took her own life. These two members of the Royal Family have told lies? Wait till they hear about how Harry’s old man treated his mother, and how his grandmother stopped not only his father but also her own sister from marrying the people they loved when they wanted to. I wish every single useless dysfunctional deviant fuckin one of them would just piss off and take the obsessed wankers in the media like Morgan and the entire Daily Mail staff with them Merry fuckin Christmas 😒

The Stasi, I mean mods, will be closely monitoring that thread for suspected mags now. But aye, they will almost certainly have an account. That and people won’t be able to stop themselves discussing us in the main forum

Ready to Groom mods…

RATTLED.

So they’re so fucking deluded that they want to make sure they can say all their insane, made up shite without anyone pulling them up on it or laughing at them. This is a low point even for them.

aye, I mean when football hooliganism was at its peak in the 80s we literally took the piss out of them for a decade. bizarre this happened really when every mackem that ever lived is harder and nastier than mike tyson's big brother.

I see it comes with a warning😆 "Only registered users may access this forum - it is less heavily moderated than the SMB and some posts may offend, caution advised"

Ah, Shay Given. The only Irishman not to know where Dublin was.

I mean... that guy will have an account.

'Man who fish in other man's pond, only catch crabs'

Yep

I love the idea that a topic about snoods has to be locked behind a wall for some reason Too many mags signing up and spreading false snood info

I knew Stevie had moved south of the river but I didn't realise he'd outright defected... (Defecated, yes, but not defected)

Imagine having to subscribe wall the thread about your neighbours because the contents are so embarrassing you can't risk them being public? It will die on Parsnip like, currently below two word association threads, a thread on snoods by Dangerwrangun, and a thread about shitting yourself. Honestly this subforum is wierder than the main one. How about this for a scintillating thread? There must have been over 16,000 posts on this to date.

Reminds me of the old - what do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs? Gracias

trippier making a remarkable recovery there once he had his balls tickled.

One each.

oy strictly boy.... I'm screen sharing it to the tv like the technology whizz kid I'm renowned for.

aye, when knopfler's local hero kicked in I thought me ears were gonna bleed!

A message from Comrade Lynch ✊🏻

Sneaky

plenty of time on his hands, grounds too hard to be digging shallow graves for his victims.

Will be bollocks. He only signed for them 6 months ago and they're top of the league.

16th December and Polarboy has got the drawing pins and thread out. Gonna be a long old transfer window for that bloke!

I wonder if we're actually after him as the professionals now in charge of recruitment don't now feel the need to leak it for a 'feel good factor'? Anyway, I've never been as zen as fuck about new signings as these seem to know what they're doing.

The Ronny Gill, here's two German teams Newcastle should support......

There’s nothing particularly wrong with getting your news from the BBC as long as you can apply some level of critical thinking but then again that goes for most news sources.

Can someone check the “Shit yourself” thread for this lad’s post?

The responsibility lies with whoever enlisted the "courier", which is usually the seller. I doubt that either club was responsible in this case. I refer you back to Meenzer’s comment. The agent is probably culpable.

Even the Truss administration wouldn’t appoint Redwood as a minister. He’s beyond parody

John Redwood, a Tory MP for 35 years, has finally found the solution to the NHS bed shortage problem. One quick trip to Bensons for Beds should sort it.

Up early so thought I’d watch some of Daddy Kuol making his first start this morning and been struck by how good he is going back over. Few good tackles and interceptions to break up their play. Howe will love him

Lads we need to stop wykiki from listening to the latest true Faith.

Hope he doesn't follow Diego's example and end up as Kvarapounder.

Nice response this. Lejeune: "It is a friendly game but one which is brimming in emotion, full of pleasure and a host of other feelings for me as it will be great to catch up with some former team-mates with whom we spent some great times together. We shared a lot of laughs and lots of memories together. Also, catching up with the physio and other members of staff at the club. For me, it is really important to have this chance to see them again and to spend a little time with them. Unfortunately, I never really had a proper chance to say goodbye to them there so I sincerely hope I’ll get a chance to do it this week. I also really want to thank everyone for all of the great support I received for so many years, whether this was after each game or even when I was suffering from injury. I received a lot of messages and I really do want to be able to thank everyone. When I decided to leave on a loan to Spain, initially, it was a choice I made because it was something I really needed to do. I had just gone through a second major injury and I hadn’t particularly appreciated the treatment I received during the Christmas period, playing some games when I shouldn’t have. There were a host of things which I didn’t like but, in the end, that is how it is. In a sense, it was tough to leave the club permanently a year later because I felt really great at this club and I loved the city, as did my family. We had our circle of friends there and this made it tough, for sure. It was all the more difficult for me personally because I knew that I was more than capable of being a big part of the team but, unfortunately, with the manager in place at the time, it was clear that I was not in his plans and we didn’t share the same vision of the game. That is how things are - each manager has his own idea of how to play and some players may see things differently - so I respected the situation entirely. But I am someone who needs to play. I can’t simply go for months on end without playing. It is something I need to feel happy. I need to be out there on the pitch and to feel important. It was tough. Very, very tough. But I didn’t give up, I worked hard and had the support of all my team-mates and particularly my wife, Laury, who was there every day to help me. Coming back from my second injury, having to play so many games in such a short period of time, for me, it was something that was incredibly hard. After Boxing Day, the games come thick and fast. Coming back just seven months after a cruciate ligament and having to play four games in just 11 days, I honestly think there are very few players who could really manage that. But I did my best and unfortunately in the final match [against Leicester], I didn’t play well at all and we lost the game because of me. The most important thing was that I didn’t get injured, but I feel that I wasn’t given the very best chance and everyone knew that, the manager knew that and it is a shame, really, but that is how it is. That’s football. It was an absolutely unforgettable experience both regarding my career as a footballer and as a person. I learnt a lot and met some wonderful people during my time there. I always strove to give the very best of myself for the good of the squad and to be as effective as I could. It’s no secret that Newcastle are one of the greatest clubs in England and the fans were always second to none. I could never begin to thank them enough for the wonderful support they always gave to us and which they gave me personally. I have nothing but positives to say and only have wonderful memories about both the club and the city."

My test was cancelled due to strike action today. Piss wickets Rescheduled for next week.

Bedwetter !!!!

This is where I reveal that my forum nickname is actually me playing the long game to prove a special relationship between NUFC and FSV Mainz 05 dating back to the early 2000s. Fetch me a bedsheet, it's banner time!

What does a household "with more than 1 million" even mean? There are hudreds of thousands of properties worth more than that in London with people living in them who could never afford 10k. Ridiculous 6th form politics bollocks, I much prefer your suggestions.

To be fair, the news, the pandemic, the weird timing of the World Cup has made this year feel decades long.

You can say it hasn’t got historic roots but this link up was started way back in 2022.