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heart goes out to the mackems who've all to a man, woman and child boycotted this incredible tournament on principle.

Best world cup final I remember for a bit of everything. Beats Argentina v West Germany in '86. Didn't look that way at two nil. Mind, wor lass did her best to ruin it never shutting up about everything and nothing and having a debate/argument with one of our daughters about terrorism, hijabs and over celebrating the first goal. I swear she waits for the football to come on to wind me up.

Masturbating.

Don’t have any recollection of posting that, merry xmas everyone!

I’m not entirely sure whether you’re referring to Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West so I’ll reserve judgement for now.

Why the fuck did they put that Anne Summers dressing gown on Messi at the end?

Technically though the lad hasn't shit on himself though, as he is primed for defecation. But then I guess once his bomb bay opens it will end up smeared all over him so perhaps he has? Needs to go to VAR.

Peak of your career and that’s what you do. The dopey prick suits Villa to the ground.

Been said before his hair’s the most embarrassing aspect of that whole carry on.

Who were the two badly dressed cunts that carried the trophy in? giving it a turn each raising it up as well. Chancing pricks.

argentina players, their families and the supporters in the stands trying their best but not quite managing to recreate the scenes at sjp after the arsenal home game last season.

Love an Argie World Cup winner

All this noise from the the usual suspects about how Megan and Harry have shamed the royal family. And barely a peep about the NONCE who paid several million quid to silence his victim

genuinely unhinged

mackems already planning their boycott of a tournament that isn't even happening yet. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/saudi-arabia-2030.1595984/

Stadium janitor and head security booth supervisor.

"If you want to see Countryfile, go and fuck yourself."

The save from Martinez at the end was brilliant, France should have won it there

Guaranteed Deschamp's gob smells like a bin on a hot day.

Quietly at home committing tax fraud, aye.

Whats the worse crime? Arranging a flight in a plane that was practically falling apart or arranging Boumsong’s signing? Hard one to call

I think the rules of Bazball stipulate that now Foakes has his 50, everyone has to start twatting it about like a T20

For clarification for @ewerk, you were referring to bucking Jeremy Clarkson, weren't you?

My only real thoughts on it are being disappointed at how much importance people attach to it. Clarkson’s a complete cunt, obviously. Just another bully who loves a pile on. I wouldn’t even want to know his opinion on a car tbh. No doubt that would be tinged with tired and cliched casual racism and xenophobia too

Seems simple to me, would I buck the people slagging her off? Nah. Would I buck her? Yeah. She wins

Can someone check the “Shit yourself” thread for this lad’s post?

I was going to mention the snood topic as I saw it the other day. It’s that danger(to kids) mows saying something like “the players should have worn snoods today due to the cold, it’s the little details that matter” - this is the type of shit they’re genuinely annoyed at their team about, along with of course their own players not wanting to have racist chants sung about them. I kind of get why they want to hide this shit behind a wall, their fan base are embarrassing on there.

I love the idea that a topic about snoods has to be locked behind a wall for some reason Too many mags signing up and spreading false snood info

Ah, that’s where my wife went to. You’re welcome to her watching football together.

Decent band until Gabriel left.

Monkeys fist. He's going to be driving trucks soon, likes a boobie pic. Robin Robin's nemesis.

Mick Arter. Changed his name from Frank after a torrid childhood

Aye holding Messi up from celebrating with his team and trophy to yap on. Just fuck off man.

Messi’s on the Saudi payroll too so twice the fewm

I have 2 meetings tomorrow with French folks, could get Messi 😂 (a word I will slip in as many times as I can, along with penalties)

Fuck off, France

Class. That Lautaro Martinez must be counting his lucky stars after the chances he blew towards the end.

Maybe this illness story is a large factor - makes you think it's balance for 98 when they benefitted from a medical incident with Ronaldo - though of course it's not Brazil getting the benefit.

It’s not just Ronaldo’s a knob. It’s because it’s all about him. And that’s why he’s been marginalised at the end of his career. Previously he made every team he was in better but now his star has waned he’s still the same selfish cunt and consequently not worth a place in a top side. Messi is the complete opposite. No ego and everything he does is for the team. And as you allude to, his longevity is just ridiculous

I'd love Messi to lift the trophy. Best player on the planet for more than a decade and hero worshipped the world over. Must be easy for that to turn you into a right dickhead (see Ronaldo), but he just enjoys spending time at home with his wife and kids and seems to be well liked by his team mates

If it’s 2-0 late on the second half the Argentinian shithousery will be off the scale. That’s what I’m hoping for

You’re all Villa fans.

Honestly just though the word buck was dead funny so just fancied posting it, the buckee is largely irrelevant