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heart goes out to the mackems who've all to a man, woman and child boycotted this incredible tournament on principle.

Best world cup final I remember for a bit of everything. Beats Argentina v West Germany in '86. Didn't look that way at two nil. Mind, wor lass did her best to ruin it never shutting up about everything and nothing and having a debate/argument with one of our daughters about terrorism, hijabs and over celebrating the first goal. I swear she waits for the football to come on to wind me up.

Masturbating.

Don’t have any recollection of posting that, merry xmas everyone!

I’m not entirely sure whether you’re referring to Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West so I’ll reserve judgement for now.

Why the fuck did they put that Anne Summers dressing gown on Messi at the end?

Technically though the lad hasn't shit on himself though, as he is primed for defecation. But then I guess once his bomb bay opens it will end up smeared all over him so perhaps he has? Needs to go to VAR.

Peak of your career and that’s what you do. The dopey prick suits Villa to the ground.

Been said before his hair’s the most embarrassing aspect of that whole carry on.

Who were the two badly dressed cunts that carried the trophy in? giving it a turn each raising it up as well. Chancing pricks.

argentina players, their families and the supporters in the stands trying their best but not quite managing to recreate the scenes at sjp after the arsenal home game last season.

Love an Argie World Cup winner

All this noise from the the usual suspects about how Megan and Harry have shamed the royal family. And barely a peep about the NONCE who paid several million quid to silence his victim

genuinely unhinged

mackems already planning their boycott of a tournament that isn't even happening yet. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/saudi-arabia-2030.1595984/

Stadium janitor and head security booth supervisor.

"If you want to see Countryfile, go and fuck yourself."

The save from Martinez at the end was brilliant, France should have won it there

Guaranteed Deschamp's gob smells like a bin on a hot day.

Quietly at home committing tax fraud, aye.

Whats the worse crime? Arranging a flight in a plane that was practically falling apart or arranging Boumsong’s signing? Hard one to call

I think the rules of Bazball stipulate that now Foakes has his 50, everyone has to start twatting it about like a T20

For clarification for @ewerk, you were referring to bucking Jeremy Clarkson, weren't you?

My only real thoughts on it are being disappointed at how much importance people attach to it. Clarkson’s a complete cunt, obviously. Just another bully who loves a pile on. I wouldn’t even want to know his opinion on a car tbh. No doubt that would be tinged with tired and cliched casual racism and xenophobia too

Seems simple to me, would I buck the people slagging her off? Nah. Would I buck her? Yeah. She wins

Can someone check the “Shit yourself” thread for this lad’s post?

I was going to mention the snood topic as I saw it the other day. It’s that danger(to kids) mows saying something like “the players should have worn snoods today due to the cold, it’s the little details that matter” - this is the type of shit they’re genuinely annoyed at their team about, along with of course their own players not wanting to have racist chants sung about them. I kind of get why they want to hide this shit behind a wall, their fan base are embarrassing on there.

I love the idea that a topic about snoods has to be locked behind a wall for some reason Too many mags signing up and spreading false snood info

Ah, that’s where my wife went to. You’re welcome to her watching football together.

Monkeys fist. He's going to be driving trucks soon, likes a boobie pic. Robin Robin's nemesis.

probably because they'd already given martinez a golden masterbating hand.

No doubt he felt Argentinian today

Who’s this cunt?

Infantino is such a prick

Fuck off, France

Class. That Lautaro Martinez must be counting his lucky stars after the chances he blew towards the end.

I'd love Messi to lift the trophy. Best player on the planet for more than a decade and hero worshipped the world over. Must be easy for that to turn you into a right dickhead (see Ronaldo), but he just enjoys spending time at home with his wife and kids and seems to be well liked by his team mates

You’re all Villa fans.

You get protein poisoning from a rabbit heavy diet due to the lack of fat and carbs.

Wasn't sensible certainly but chucking flares never goes well.

These were by far the best thing about it, lush Italian trollops. Kept on doing the Eeny meeny game every episode, sometimes out loud by mistake, much to the annoyance of Mrs Rents.

Imagine having to subscribe wall the thread about your neighbours because the contents are so embarrassing you can't risk them being public? It will die on Parsnip like, currently below two word association threads, a thread on snoods by Dangerwrangun, and a thread about shitting yourself. Honestly this subforum is wierder than the main one. How about this for a scintillating thread? There must have been over 16,000 posts on this to date.

Am not sure I’d enjoy a festive glass of egg nog with her or her husband but the abuse they get is out of all proportion to their alleged “crimes” . The people lapping this shit up and amplifying it are also likely to have put “be kind” in their social media profiles when Caroline Flack took her own life. These two members of the Royal Family have told lies? Wait till they hear about how Harry’s old man treated his mother, and how his grandmother stopped not only his father but also her own sister from marrying the people they loved when they wanted to. I wish every single useless dysfunctional deviant fuckin one of them would just piss off and take the obsessed wankers in the media like Morgan and the entire Daily Mail staff with them Merry fuckin Christmas 😒