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CT getting involved in the festivities at Boldon Asda bus stop.

Who would do that? Surely not.

Thanks for introducing yourself

Right then lads, let's get back to the real football.

If we were that good we'd have won at least 6 of those 5 games.

Porno Bridget or MP Bridget?

An outstanding performance and undoubtedly the crowning achievement of his career and this is what he'll be remembered for.

Neither of them even played 90 minutes total in Qatar. Are they injured or just bone idle?

we're 100% in the tile race until we're not. we're third - enjoy it while it lasts.

And on that bombshell...

The commentary was pretty shit and it wasn't just jenas but at least it isn't matterface on ITV with Dixon and at half time you don't get adverts or the presenter telling you about the opportunity to win a holiday and spending money if you phone a premium phone number. Nobody needs that.

I usually just go BBC by default because of the lack of adverts, but fuck me Jenas made this challenging. I don't mind him normally but he should stick to Pebble Mill or whatever he does.

Howe reveals at this morning's press conference that he watched ITV coverage of the WC Final. He mentioned a month or so back that he watches football with the sound off, but he couldn't even stomach Jermaine Jenas with the sound off.

Keep your shirt on Mr Darcy

Who among us isn't on the wind down to Christmas?

I wonder if his sister's children call him Uncal Mick or dad?

His squad at Newcastle was anything but “fiercely competitive” I struggle to think of a squad that looked more downtrodden, confused, and lacking in fight than that one. Contrast that with what is largely the same squad under Howe, one that is clearly fiercely competitive but also completely without training ground bust ups. Odd really, it’s almost as if Bruce is a fucking joke of a manager but the media seem to go to extreme lengths to tell his he’s not

Best world cup final I remember for a bit of everything. Beats Argentina v West Germany in '86. Didn't look that way at two nil. Mind, wor lass did her best to ruin it never shutting up about everything and nothing and having a debate/argument with one of our daughters about terrorism, hijabs and over celebrating the first goal. I swear she waits for the football to come on to wind me up.

Tonsorial Determinism- looks like a bog brush, ends up caked in shit.

Mick Arter. Changed his name from Frank after a torrid childhood

Statistically we can indeed win the title, but Fish's abacus says no, so don't build your hopes up.

I want us to lose so we can concentrate on not getting relegated. Oh wait, do I fuck, that is so <2021....... The balmy heat we suddenly have will suit those Southern ponces, so I anticipate a mere 4-0 win for us unfortunately.

Listen here Private Pissy Pants, we're 3rd and that's unbelievable, but we are categorically not in the title hunt. Not yet. We'd need to improve our form beyond the spectacular return we're seeing now. You flit between hubris and pessimism quick as a hiccough. It must be exhausting. It's exhausting to watch. But I cannot imagine living a life that oscillates so.

What’s the suction like? Is it bagless?

Aye, no game for another six days after this so no point in resting anyone. I doubt Wilson or Bruno will be fit for it though.

Site of my favourite ever HSE at work notice: "DANGER - before descending stairway, check below for Polar Bear"

Just out of interest @MickArter, have you ever shit yourself?

Interesting analysis on not just how many players from each PL club went to the WC, but more importantly what the aggregate minutes played were. Us and Liverpool look to be the main "beneficiaries". This plus the other teams' continued involvement in mid week European matches will hopefully be enough for us to stick around in the top 4. Also a good Jan window for us would be nice.

Decent band until Gabriel left.

Mbappe’s face when he had to go up and collect the golden boot and then pose for photos with two lads that just ruined his World Cup dreams. Incredible

It’s the collab of the year @Meenzer

Is this a match thread or a spin-off of the World Cup thread? If you cunts can get back on topic please Anyhoo, 2-1.

No chance we'd get Kvaratskhelia for £50m, scant chance we'll get him in January at all. Still think DM and depth at fullback are the priorities.

mackems already planning their boycott of a tournament that isn't even happening yet. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/saudi-arabia-2030.1595984/

Who’s this cunt?

argentina players, their families and the supporters in the stands trying their best but not quite managing to recreate the scenes at sjp after the arsenal home game last season.

Whats the worse crime? Arranging a flight in a plane that was practically falling apart or arranging Boumsong’s signing? Hard one to call

Masturbating.

I’m not entirely sure whether you’re referring to Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West so I’ll reserve judgement for now.

Am not sure I’d enjoy a festive glass of egg nog with her or her husband but the abuse they get is out of all proportion to their alleged “crimes” . The people lapping this shit up and amplifying it are also likely to have put “be kind” in their social media profiles when Caroline Flack took her own life. These two members of the Royal Family have told lies? Wait till they hear about how Harry’s old man treated his mother, and how his grandmother stopped not only his father but also her own sister from marrying the people they loved when they wanted to. I wish every single useless dysfunctional deviant fuckin one of them would just piss off and take the obsessed wankers in the media like Morgan and the entire Daily Mail staff with them Merry fuckin Christmas 😒

Can't tell what you've named that table from the screenshot so you'd need to replace 'TableName' with the actual table name. Also, as I don't use Access, the syntax may need tweaking. For instance you may have to replace the square brackets ([ ]) with single or double quotes. UPDATE TableName SET [SWL (H) kN] = 125 WHERE Mark IN ('P01','P02','P03','P04','P05','P06','P07','P08','P09','P10'); ...or you can do as Fish suggested and put it in Excel where it's better suited.

Frank Clark? I went to his testimonial with my Dad in 76. Didn’t have a clue what was going on I’ve still got the programme somewhere.