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couple of things on that.... peter beardsley must've entirely ruined 1985 for the cunts with a hat trick on new years day. as for 'legend' I'd struggle to refer to beardsley as one now. i was there to witness the vast majority of his 276 games and 108 goals for us, amongst them some absolute stunners, however his antics as a coach at nufc and his penchant for licking ashley's hoop at every given opportunity has forever tainted that for me. johnson knocked in 19 goals for them over 122 games, wow. meanwhile he was grooming a young lass he'd spotted in their crowd, his perseverance eventually resulting in getting to finger a 15 year old in the car park of a chinese takeaway. safc had been given the transcripts of johnson's text messages by durham constabulary but continued to play him in the hope of him saving their premier league status, the despicable fucking cunts. 'legend' they should be ashamed he ever played for them and ashamed of their club for continuing to allow him to do so, not the lauding the cunt because he scored a goal against us 8 years ago.

That’s a bold statement

I was in Leicestershire on Saturday for a Christmas meal, wonderful people....99.9% wonderful food. HOWEVER.... For my starter they gave me a massive thingy of pate....and two tiny bits of bread. Less pate and more bread makes sense or the same pate and more bread. Anyway...into these...lads who can't get the proportions of pate to bread right. Cathwords

Sorry to hear that HMHM, as the lads have said, you’re doing everything a mate could want. On a lighter note, I smashed my test. Drive was like a well lubed piston, slipping in to gaps with no trouble ( even got cut up by a cunt in a Beemer ). They gave me a Romanian hooker to despatch, and they’re notoriously feisty, but I recited Wearside Jack as I finished her off which I think sealed the deal. Happy Christmas to me

SMB'dYP

The difference between the two clubs and sets of supporters though is that they are only really bothered about beating us. Even the more intelligent ones. In one of those seasons when they inexplicably avoided the drop from the PL Jonathan Wilson tweeted something along the lines of taking relegation now (there was still a canny few games left iirc) in exchange for four points from the derbies (we must’ve already drawn one). I can even take the 6 in a row as it papered over the massive cracks there and look where we both are now. But that’s all they’ve got now. That and faux moral outrage (paedo worship aside).

I do wonder, is their obsession with sportswashing simply a quest for knowledge? having heard the term, have the Mackem hordes simply embarked upon a quest to broaden their horizons and find out what the meaning of washing is ???

I love the idea that John O’Shea was playing for Sunderland because of his Champions League winning aspirations, not because he was taking the piss on a massive pay day when he was finished. What Earth are this lot on?

A grown man still buzzing at the thought of a 7/8 year old child being upset their team lost, fucking hell what a sad cunt. Always amazes me how much they bang on about Sunderland being better than Newcastle yet have numerous threads where they collectively moan about how it’s such a fucking hovel. That’s because your town is fucking wank lads, it’ll never ever compare to Newcastle it’s actually mind blowing they try to equate the two places let alone claim Sunderland is better. The stadium of light is fucking tragic btw, an ugly worn down flat pack stadium built in the middle of a landscape that resembles Mogadishu in 1993. I mean fucking hell has there ever been a thread on here or Newcastle online discussing how people wished there was less dog shit and random pools of vomit around SJP? I love that he ends his synopsis with how it’ll be ok if they put a fresh lick of paint on, it was fucking crap when it was brand new man. Remembering a random derby win from 8 year ago with the winner coming from a paedo and actually saying it ranks among the best days of your life sums them up . Always beneath us and in our shadow lads, I can safely say while our derby wins are always a laugh they don’t rank among the best days of my life.

Get yourself to bed, can't have you grumpy and irritable tomorrow.

Same here - I have a sort of Smiths fan/morrisey's a cunt vibe with Beardsley. I think the mackems are full on Garry Glitter's still a good thing with Johnson.

Sounds like if they sequenced ewerk's DNA they might cure covid but there'd be a serious outbreak of BETA CUCK disease.

Who says football isn’t the working man’s game anymore?

"Imagine we won these a champions league"

Fucking hell, that thread is tragic. Absolutely all of them still wanking themselves off about a single match 8 years ago won by a convicted paedophile, following which they have spent 2 years in the second tier and 4 years in the third tier. Metalists.

Sorry to hear that HMHM. Shit times Was headhunted for a job and had the interview this afternoon. Went well so fingers crossed on an offer

All the best to you and to him, HMHM. Parents with an open door for their kids' mates are worth their weight in gold like, I imagine she'll have quietly done the world of good without necessarily even realising.

Got my HGV test at 2pm- going out for pre-test drive now. Mildly shiting it.

Duck off. You count

A 7/8 year old boy who will be virtually a man now, enjoying the best NUFC football ofa decade. Sad Mackem Bastards. Never has an abbreviation been more appropriate.

Welcome to the Stadium of Light! Dogshit and vomit stains.

I'm all for the stats on this one. 👍

I can't predict our game because of this, always have that feeling even more now on the back of the World Cup break. So glad we had that cup game.

Well it's less than half of 19% and way less than inflation, following more than a decade of consecutive real-term pay cuts year on year. Basically you're saying they should be happy with a 3% pay cut on top of the 20% cut they've already had since 2010? No. The minimum they should get is to match inflation, and from then onwards there pay should be automatically linked to inflation as a minimum, as it is with benefits. Same for all public sector workers.

Glad it isn't just me. Hopefully it's just acid like flashbacks from previous years.

It's the conviction of 'Probably thinking'. It's not a possibility, it's a probability.

Those seagulls are merciless

Press play 😂

Now that is sportswashing .

Who’s going to tell him?

Oh dear

Hangovers, rail strikes, the as yet undetermined presence of James Maddison. What better way to spend Boxing Day?

Sometimes got his jarmies on and his hot water bottle filled.

Don’t blame him.

It's quite common for heroes to get tarnished with what they become, and that is definitely the case with both Morrissey and Beardsley. To a lesser extent, Ronaldo has tarnished his reputation at ManU a bit (I wonder if Giggs has too?). However, sexual abuse of minors is a line that surely shouldn't be crossed. But what is really strange is that as the brokendoll says Johnson was pretty much a nothing player for the mackems except for the goal he scored against us. There is one dissenter who points this out in that thread I think. He is repeatedly called a legend by the rest, even the more reasoned posters, which is fucking abhorrent.

Also Shola’s sister (spitting dabs of Shola btw ) helped deliver my twins. No she doesn’t work for DHL. She’s hilarious too

I can't find it in my heart to not love Shola

I just tested positive for the fucker for a second time. Had no symptoms last time but a very light cold this time. Shit timing as, if I had caught it a week or so ago, I could have avoided a couple of work Christmas parties.

CT

Two days later and I feel shite. Nothing to do with having covid, I’m still testing negative. I’m basically a medical marvel at this point, if they sequenced my DNA they could end this pandemic overnight, they’d probably find the cure for cancer in there too. But I’m a secondary victim of covid. The wife is positive so is refusing to go near the kids or touch anything so I’m left to do absolutely everything myself and I’m fucking shattered while she’s spent two days in a spare room watching Harry and Meghan on Netflix. There should definitely be some form of charity for poor cunts like me.

Got a feeling this might be our second loss of the season so 0-3 to Newcastle

I think a longer jumper might be for the best too.

Fuck it, Wyki has made me a believer.