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A shite result just in time for the January window. Eddie knows

No. Just no.

I have apologised to Andrew and he has graciously accepted that apology. I had no intention of upsetting or disrespecting him but I need to remember that it isn't intentions which matter but the consequences of one's actions. As most of you know, I don't do political dissertation or societal commentary. I'm a fat arthritic 62 year old cynic and I do what I hope is mild mockery and banter. I don't always get it right or think before I post but will attempt to do so in the future. Thanks for the kind words while I was away. I respect Andrew for saving this ship of fools and for sticking to his plans and achieving his goals. I'm afraid this is more representative of me: All the best for 2023.

We’ve waited 54 years for a trophy. Top 4 will come but I want some fucking silverware.

CT failing to score with Gemmill, again.

Btw, the cup a million times over. Its like when you're a virgin having the choice of feeling the local stunner's tits or going all the way with the school bike. Get it over and done with with the bike, punch the sky, and look forward to bumming the stunner senseless in the near future.

Get ‘em while they’re hot!

I actually sent you the wrong way, but hit it so weakly that you had plenty of time to run to the other side and wait for it to trickle towards you

No reason to be ashamed missing a penalty against me. Staring me down would have had the same effect as taking your brain out your head, popping it in the ninja bullet for 30 seconds, and then pouring it back into your head. I'd be surprised if you could even plot your route to the penalty spot tbh.

See if you can get this going at the match today. I'll be listening. Do it in the style of Aled Jones so it's easy to pick out on telly.

Show him yours first- good manners cost nothing

Ratzinger - hateful bigot and abuser protector.

I’d have added something at the end about “In the Percy playing darts” to rhyme with hearts tbh

Imagine the right leg of Solano and the left of Almiron. Then imagine the reverse.

Nice to see you ending 2022 with a smile on your face anyway.

And we deserved to win. I expect a response against arsenal

we’ll beat arsenal. Remember where you heard it first #essembeegonebutnotforgotten

How is it only 4 bastard minutes added on? If this was us against Liverpool pushing for a goal they’d have 12 at least

Anyone got a sofa I can kip on for a few nights?

And a good ten second close up of the Athletic Bilbao flag. Thousands of mackems fewming. Not that they’re watching of course.

2 trophies or no. Just no.

Literally the only thing CT has ever had praise for on here is his incredible chant writing, where we all have to guess the tune it goes with. And he goes and puts himself out of a job.

our survey said

lamp the cunt.

And your point is 🤷🏼‍♂️

Tell me mummy me mummy Ra won't be home for tea He's gone to Egypt you see Tell mum Ra mum Ra

Apparently Everton want Simms back tomorrow. No problem though, Ross Stewart, who the "football elite" are chasing, will save them. Until he is sold to Barca/Real Madrid/Milan or Blackburn in January.

"Magpies of the night"? What is this fucking shit?

Ah, that well known terrace ditty.

FYP

They used to slaughter him when he went to back to Goodison as Kendall or one of their local journalists used him as a scapegoat when EFC sold him in his second spell there, it wasn't going so well for HK so Speed got the greedy tag when he was quite happy to stay, pretty sure HK was hitting the sauce more than usual and Speed said nothing out of respect as I think he was an actual Everton fan as a kid and would've looked up to Kendall. Anyway, legend at Leeds United and Newcastle United, never got the bird when he left, goodison park return........Booooooooo! Booooooooo! (Though in this case they were sold a pup).

euphemism?

Im pushing forty and miraculously still maintaining the same 11 stone (~70kg) weight from my late teens. I put this down to a steady diet of roll-up ups, coffee, Guinness and Whisky (largely supplemented by the stress of having four kids and rarely getting a chance to actually finish and enjoy a meal).

I'm sure Howe will have plenty to say / iron out before next game........winning run was always going to end but keeping a clean sheet was a must as well

Reported

Botman's gonna get the winner here. Drunk CT will attempt a repeat of the peeniecopter celebration, but will just end up having to pull the skin right back and draw tiny circles with the mushroom.

Not quite the hour mark and these look fucked. Get Wilson and ASM on.

Schar is everywhere, but lifted his head there when he should have buried it.

Might be a game for ASM on the hour too

Did the same against Man City. They only know one way to play, and usually it gets them beat.

Expected nothing less from you, good sir

yeah, I can see us winning by only 2-0 too

Just a mock-up obviously, but rather bloody nice all the same:

They would only be battered because the teams in the Premier League would see them as their cup final. It is hard to play teams who are playing out of their skin, each week, because they know that they are playing Sunderland. We wouldn't understand because we are not the best performing team in the North East, all things considered.