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never mentioned this at the time, probably on account of being too fucking livid about it. I went down to southampton for this with a mate I've known for years an ex blyth lad, his son in law and 8 year old grandson, it was the little uns first away game. at the end of the match when the players came over to applaud the away support willock handed his shirt to young alfie, only for some coked up cunt in his 30s to snatch it out his hands, stick it up his jumper and fuck off out the ground before he could be grabbed. his dad contacted the club who advised him to contact southampton as they couldn't do anything to access southampton's cctv etc, however his dad was contacted by willock himself and yesterday morning a package arrived for him in gloucester. my mate sent me this photo yesterday, a match worn shirt signed by the whole team. the little lads smile would light up a room. hat doffed to willock!

Happy new year everyone. This board is the first thing I look at in the morning, the last thing I look at night and the thing I look at most across any given day. I suppose what I’m trying to say is I love you all more than I love my wife and kids

Best chin them both to be on the safe side 👍🏻

White background user. We are in extremely deep shit.

Wanted to take a moment to address this and hopefully draw a line under it (Im sure you all won't let me forget it that easily but hey ho) As Robin has said we had a bit of a chat in private and he offered his apologies which is all good by me. For my part I'll say that I was perhaps a little too sensitive on the matter, the reasoning for which I've spoken about with Robin and that will be staying there. My hopes for my post were to get people talking a little bit more about their goals and health and to keep the general positivity that we do have in this thread for peoples efforts to be better going. I'm glad that despite my actions, you've all carried on with that conversation anyway and I hope you manage to achieve what you set out to in 2023! I didn't ask for a public apology but I do appreciate that you've done one anyway Robin. You're a good fella. Cheers all, Happy New Year and all that.

Happy new year, everyone. Imagine a year ago and someone told you in 12 months you’d be pissed off because a home draw against Leeds meant you were 7 points off the top of the table.

As it says, here’s to us all having a better year than last, and enjoying everyone who isn’t a Newcastle fan squirming like fuck as we romp to victory. All the best, fuckers

He quit/abdicated/ceased to be a thread starter, voluntarily shuffled off, he is an ex-thread starter.

Happy new year you sexy cunts. I wish everyone the best for this year. If you're having a shitter Anyone. Drop me or anyone on here a DM. We're a top bunch on here and imo the beautiful @Tom needs to sort a beer in the summer with everyone.

Happy new year you bunch of rampant savages

Miss Fist has just returned from her first New Year party, mildly befuddled but happy as a pig in shit. Thankfully, she didn’t deny having had a drink, which is so much easier to respond to as a “concerned Dad”, and she’s by no means pissed as we’d think of it. Still, I’m going to rag her like a bastard tomorrow morning

Bruno: “Despite the draw today, this has been the best year of my life being here at Newcastle”

Same. But Pornhub

I hope he washed the shirt first. Willock gave one of his shirts to my eldest outside the training ground a while back and it fucking stank

you should do a Spotify playlist of songs to bury a dog to. I hope not to need it for a long time, but I'd hate to be left wanting when the time comes.

Suck........ M'BALLS! Sorry, I just thought I'd start the new year by posting in the style of Gemmill to see how it feels. It's quite tingly.

What you’re trying to say is… My First, My Last, My Everything!

Trippier not suspended apparently, 4 league bookings + 1 in carabao cup which doesn’t count towards the 5 required for a one game PL suspension Tripps v Martinelli Am also in attendance , having to drive as the trains are on strike 😏

Happy New Year from Oz.

All the best, boys. Here’s to us finally lifting a fucking pot

Macallister nowhere to be seen for Brighton yesterday….he’s from Irish stock though, so he’s likely doing a tour of the old country sponsored by Bushmills

Mint crack from Willock. The revenge story is too late for John Wick 4, but I imagine the producers will be in touch with tbd for an outline for the next one.

We should ask the Palmersville Prosecco Chicken Nonce , he’ll know.

Dry January with most off tomorrow because todays bank holiday falls on a Sunday??? Fuck that!!

Oh well that's dry January fucked Cheers everybody!

Announce........ M'BAPPE!

Indeed but they want someone better at lying about those effects

acknowledge not appreciate!

Happy New Year lads. All the best for the year ahead.

My street has 12 houses on it, 8 of which have at least one dog. There’s a restaurant at the top of it which has a semi-professional fireworks display at midnight every New Year, which lasts about 10 minutes and is both brilliant and as loud as fuck. Standing outside watching it, and listening to the absolute fucking canine mayhem going off was a thing of beauty.

The writing was on the wall. I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes

He will be away this month I would imagine

Hopefully it’s either part of some deal, or just to try and weaken Manchester United. I don’t give a fuck about Dubravka tbh, I’m probably being a bit precious but the way he threw his toys out the pram then waxed lyrical about Manchester United, and their support base, has put me right off him - the sooner we are shot of him the better.

We should have a geriatric 5-a-side reunion at Eldon Leisure (and stream it as a site fundraiser for the lols)

Cutting Meenzer out and then having the fucking NERVE to put a minus sign in front of my name. Enjoy being the catalyst for a run of defeats, Toonpack. You did this.

It's been done before...way back in the day

Have a good one everyone!

Depends if you can get him out of Gregg's. Fat cunt.

Probably helped by the post-Brexit new relationship with Oz 🙂

we know who he is. he will get his comeuppance.

No one will have attacked us this season like Arsenal will, but they’ll leave us space to counter. Might be a good game to start Maxi? 🤔

Too many grown men and women stealing shirts off kids these days. Definition of a wrong un tbh

All the best to everyone.

Happy New year all.

HNY you gif sexy bastard

I agree about Longstaff and kicking off at the end was stupid. However why did we persevere with lobbing balls into the box and straight into the keeper's hands?

Thanks for your thoughts . Try not to take anything I say on here seriously though, because very little I say is said without my tongue being firmly in my cheek. You maybe need a break if it’s getting to the stage where you’re having to post that.. you don’t find me funny? Fine, no problem with that. “No disrespect” then “You’re a cunt” x 5 and apparently my kids too, which don’t exist think it says a lot more about you than me…. Happy New Year to you too.

A shite result just in time for the January window. Eddie knows