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Hard to compete when you have to integrate your new £50m forward with your other £50m forward from last January, when all you have as back up to them is another £50m forward, just in case either of your two other £40m forwards get hurt or fall out of form, and that’s of course if your £80m forward from the recent summer window gets hurt. I’m sure this is part of the Coutinho transfer fee though

Haha, fuck off Klopp

Klopps interview if anyone wants to see it.

If there is an organised meet up/drink, can we have a good few weeks notice? I have excuses to prepare

Pity the poor cunt that has to interview him. He'll be back to his pure arsehole real self.

🎵It started with a lisp...🎶

It must just be a depressing club to support. Newcastle have always had serious potential, even without Saudi money. Sunderland? It's a small town with nothing in it. It's like someone has stuck a beach and a football stadium in Stanley What separates Sunderland from Wigan or Blackpool? Clubs like that. In the grand scheme of things it's very little, they get a few more fans who are twisty toxic pricks.

Brentford are hopefully becoming a team we can rely on to fuck with the "Big 6" and then get cheerfully pumped by us.

Those calling for Kuol to be immediately part of the squad have obviously never seen him play. Yes there is lots of raw potential and hopefully he will make the step up to PL level but he's started a handful of games playing in the equivalent of league 2 for a mid-table team. Give the kid a chance to grow, he is literally moving halfway around the world in every respect of his life.

Wheyah aaa’d rather shag me muthah (again) than get premoewted to the blood leeyague. Marra. FTM

I personally look forward to them finishing in about 16th and watching them go fucking ballistic due to these new assumptions they’re the best team in the Championship (and therefore England since the PL is shite). The owners will be shocked after expecting overwhelming thanks from the support for keeping them in the second tier but instead are met with abuse and fecal matter.

'Wow! It's so exciting in the championship, marra! 🤩 I canna beleyve wa took the piss outta the mags for getting relagayated, the stewpid bastads shoulda just stopped down instead of going up to the boring leyage. FTM.'

Klopp there, modelling his Stephen Hawking jawline.

Klopp with his massive grin of injustice, how can they lose in a game they conceded 5 in? Can’t be that they played shite, there’s definitely some bastard responsible for all of this.

VAR will have a hard job in the second half as they desperately try to get Liverpool back into it

Oh my days it's the chicken nonce impersonator club

and after saturday's trent house encounter, alex hurst has the same effect on christmas tree.

Aroused to the point I would rather wank with sandpaper

this bloke has to be on the wind up

happy new year Wykiki

Better start now

Mackems are odd. They beat Wigan in their previous match, who are bottom of the league. Drew against Blackpool today, who are third bottom. A respectable sixth in the league. But only 4 points above 15th and 12 points below 2nd, having played a game more than most clubs. The way they are going on about the team is something else. Most seem to think promotion is a certainty, with quite a few somehow believing automatic promotion is possible. A lot think this is the best SAFC rlteam ever. The mind boggles.

What he means by “understands”, is that he’s read all the stories doing the rounds yesterday and is jumping on it

Tbf, being half decent in the Championship is probably better than being absolute fucking dog shit in the Premier League

I could hardly breathe watching this.....

One of the kids commentating said he couldn't see Klopps shiny teeth when the first half ended 😂

Liverpool are absolutely shite.

I took 4 days AL so don't go back till Monday. Which is an elite move tbh.

don't the red dippers think they've pretty much got the £120m signing of jude bellingham in the bag too? helped obviously by henderson weaving his mackem grooming magic on the youngster during the world cup.

Back to graft tomorrow after a good two week layoff and I could definitely kill a man today, like. The very thought of getting back into that routine is sending me west

Large proportion of men who like football are bald

I was once moving house and had just put back thinking about the preparation until about 3 days before because I was too busy and stressed Suddenly realised I had to pack and move a whole semi detached house, completing on the day I had to move so zero flexibility. Honestly, nearly had a nervous breakdown, impossible job. Got the credit card out and managed to book a packing and moving service. Six lads boxed up the whole house on the morning of the move whilst I smiled with my feet up. Best money I have ever spent.

He's done it once before, he should be a dab hand at it by now.

Woke up still drunk and just kept going. Moving house in a few days, clearing the loft completely shitfaced wasn't how I intended to start to the year. I've probably accidentally thrown a lot of stuff with real sentimental value in the skip, but fuck it. Out with the old, in with the, eh.....Johnnie Walker? Happy New Year.

CT, nothing will ever beat you still thinking we were getting relegated with about 6 games to go last season for a wet keg experience.

Never meet your heroes.

If might hoverboard up for the occasion. Be warned though: I’ll be dragging you all to some dodgy club at 2am

it looks like a missed opportunity tbh

Tbf, I turned to my lass and said “this sounds like a shit Lindisfarne cover” so I’ll take that

White background user. We are in extremely deep shit.

while she whispers dirty talk in your ear in dulcet tones

Seeing some chat this morning that Fraser is looking away back down south to Southampton / Brentford. Would be a good move for all parties methinks. Still think Murphy for all his limitations is a better option at the minute.

I'll say I'll go now and think of an excuse not to closer to the time.

Chicken Nonce with the scoop

listen blud, LISTEN Fam, if Howe don't win here he's got to go, HE'S DESTROYING OUR CLUB BLUD