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Ciao Felix

Into these kettle chip cheeseboard nonces

Built like a 9 year old girl

magic

Worryingly strong twink/daddy energy in that pic

Anyone fancy knocking up a Dan Burn as the Colossus of Rhodes bestriding the Tyne? It's for personal use.

the chablis-quaffing cunts don't like it up em

Looking forward to games, man. Fucking love it!

Wor lass is a Forest fan. She was busy crowing ever since the draw that we’ll both end up in the final and they’ll win it. I merely pointed out Dean Henderson is ineligible in the semi final and now she’s all depressed

Absolutely deluded Agree think Southampton might shock them after their performance against City, 2 legs maybe a bit much against the mags but who knows, if the mags do make it to Wembley I think Man Utd will win but what worries me more is that the mag fans will embarrass themselves in London, they will do the trafalgar square, convent garden take over to mimic us with their obsession but they will cause so much trouble it will be a kick in the teeth for the North East, although London and the authorities know Sunderland fans and most other non mag fans are generally well behaved.

He's Brazilian He shouldn't drive when he's drinking

All on the telly too. Feels very mid 90s

His more jazz-oriented stuff in the mid-70s is fucking wicked but High Ho Silver Lining will mean he’ll be sitting in purgatory for quite a while

I can't lie - I think one of the best things about our becoming is the mental anguish it has/will cause them when we start winning.

I'm guessing it's Luke Edwards? (Chicken Nonce).

Meltoon FFS

Wanking themselves silly over the prospect of the ginger Pirlo scoring for Forest against us at Wembley in the last minute. Honestly that's some imagination they have, but then again, that's exactly the type of shit that happens constantly to them, not us, so maybe it's not surprising.

5, I mean 4, I mean 3 , I mean 2 reasons Sunderland is better than Newcastle

They’ll be in a lot of pane, tbf.

Try explaining the reason and they just glaze over

This lad, ewerk and CT should form a club. The Mini Mycologists.

Was an abysmal match too (the Fulham one). Chez’s Bolivian marching powder couldn’t even hide that

If Robin Robin ever comes over, we could take him there, if it's good for dwarfs it'll be fine for hobbitses

Big Dan Burn is gonna over cook their Quinoa

Fantastic that. So many years since the club last felt like this.

enough of this - get the bastard fulham thread started man

The relative performance was similar to us in the FA Cup - left the big guns on the bench, brought them on when you were chasing the game and gave them too much to do.

Let’s hope it’s a realistic statue and displays his full, nine-fingered glory. He’s an actual anti-mackem, literally and digitally.

It's true. They say those of us who look on there are obsessed, which is a bit true if I'm honest, but I wouldn't look if it was just a normal forum, but it's just so fucking funny. Same as the Netflix documentary. Their insanity is genuinely laugh out loud stuff and cheers me up no end. So for the my mackem marras, I genuinely thank you for lifting the gloom in these times as you descend intop collective madness.

Can’t wait

Who’s that heading today’s shitlist?

As the camera pans around and all you have is cunts on their phones.

They will play as well as we allow them to, we are THAT good these days. City will have expected to win, rocked up, got a punch in the gob and bottled it, we on the other hand are geet hungry.

Shock that this cunt is being a bore.

Reckon he wants to lay off the fuckin ching on a Wednesday night like

Cult

Glazers out! Sorry, wrong club.

Glass.

It's news to me too!

I loved London when I first moved there but after a month I thought it lacked anything of substance. Fucked lasses from all over and came home thinking they're nee different. Just want looking after by a gadgie with a big cock. I'll keep looking.

is obsessed the right word in this instance though? I can watch fawlty towers over and over again, I know what's gonna happen, same with some episodes of bottom/only fool and horses/one foot in the grave, they're just genuinely funny, same with the mackems. why deprive yourself of something that makes you piss yourself laughing?

Going to need a job lot of bronze if BDB scores the winner in the League Cup final.

I like how they keep having a pop at our owners in the Southampton v Man City thread but were desperate for City to win

Had a little gander on their Southampton v Man city thread and they've definitely lost the fucking plot.