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You want the moon on a fucking stick you, like

I’m not saying they’re hypocrites but there’s now more posts condemning Joelinton in the resurrected Darron Gibson thread on there than there is people having a go at Gibson 👍🏻

I'm not that arsed about this like. He shouldn't have done it, he's hopefully learned his lesson, and he got caught so he'll be punished. Done and dusted. I'll reserve my disappointment for if he does it again. The mackems hero worshipped a grown man that was fingering a 15 year old so they can FUCK OFF.

It stood feet planted on either side till one day a particularly tall mast did indeed scrape it's crown jewels so it was then dismantled to just sit crouched atop a religious treasure trove. Then one day it heard plans to put it back astride the harbour and have it's family benefits in danger of being hit again by the old sea salts of antiquity sailing underneath it's legs..... 'You fucking what, mate?'

Absolutely, complete bullshit persecution complex. Apart from us of course, the FA and PL fucking hate us.

Tits.

Yes. I'm the real life buster gonad.

When they say “ erect” a statue, they mean it

They were going to do a 'Colossus of the Tyne' a few years ago modelled on me standing either side of the mouth of the Tyne but realised the tall ships masts would've been in danger of catching my knackers if they did build it so decided to give it a miss.

No, the cunt is still around…. but Ashley has fucked off.

Duchess of Roker would like a word.

Just get it over with and say sorry.

Darren Gibson gave the Mackem's a perfect excuse to get rid He was an alchy, crap for them and they saw a chance to save some money. If Ross Stewart did the same you can guarantee there would be a different outcome (ala Adam Johnson) Joelinton is a tit but it doesn't make sense to impose a sanction that is detrimental to the rest of the team. Fine him the maximum amount, donate it to a charity, make him do some community work on behalf of the club etc

I think he's a cunt for doing it. But like someone said we don't know the full facts. I am sure the club will do something about it. They will know the full facts and will deal with it accordingly, as will the courts. To add. I don't understand drink driving. But that's because I lost my best mate to a drink driver when I was a kid and I saw what his parents and brother went through. His brother is still at a loss from him 30 years on. If you need to drive, IMO, just dont drink.

Most of us have done it.......back in the day 70/80s alot of people would have a few pints at lunchtime a couple more after work then drive home.....and if saw double you drove with one eye closed, young people will be horrified but thats what happened

A boring factoid followed by copious amounts of smutty schoolboy humour. A microcosm of this place tbh

Tbf, they’ve taken it well

I doubt he'll be dropped because of it. More likely to be fined, and rightly so.

I hope he selects Miggy as his legal representation.

Good patter tbf but right now they're still "Snoddy and Friends" as far as I'm concerned. This lad will have to seriously turn up for me to accept a "Kuol and the Gang" moniker for Hearts.

Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She replied “do you want the PDF file?” I said no, that’s his uncle.

You could have stopped typing after "would"

If you make out they’re all well off they’re fair game to some on the left because they’re part of the elite / ruling class. It’s not a kick up the arse from there to believing conspiracy theories about them controlling global banking and pulling all the strings behind the scenes.

As was Shearer tbf

And lets not forget Whilst he was probably 99% certainly over the limit / maybe just over / and knew it.........he might have and its a big might......have been in a club drinking coke all night and had his drink spiked by a jealous mackem bastard working behind the bar.......unlikely but you never know

The end of the 3-1 game at Highbury being a classic example.

They always had a terrible (but deserved) disciplinary record going back as long as I can remember. Wenger didn’t even try and sort it out, because he never saw any incidents and never watches recordings of matches or replays of events within games

joelinton to score on sunday then pull out merson's celebration

Mig in a wig. Extremely disappointing. I do think the circumstances are relevant, as there is a difference in my mind to driving pissed out of your head rather than be just over the limit the next day thinking you're sobre, which if we're honest, a lot of us might have done before without even knowing (pretty sure I have in the past before I read up about the risk). Not excusing him though, just saying its not completely binary. Is it usual for a club to apply a playing ban for this type of stuff though? I don't understand the logic of that. The courts will determine the extent of his fine and ban, and by all means we should penalise him financially on top of that, and maybe put him on some awareness courses. But he doesn't drive for a living so I don't get the logic of stopping him playing personally.

We dont have a big squad of quality players.......he's and idiot for drink driving but i think a big club fine / bollocking / communtiy work will suffice.........plus a winning goal on Sunday

Aye. Although no one really knows what it was like, it standing astride the harbour was impossible from an engineering pov and for other practical reasons and based on existing evidence etc. Unless HMHM has a bit of Greek ancestry

Stood to one side, didn't it? More like the Statue of Liberty than the popular image?

Hopefully we don't lose the toss and Fulham make us play towards the Gallowgate first half then

Ash ✊🏻 (is that Bridget on the panel too? )

More likely to be 12 points. Does that put us top of the league?

Stupid thing to do, there are no excuses & he should be punished by the club as well as the courts.

Fucking hell, stood near Downie before, it's not like he's not a giant or anything. This is what Pearson was saying to Downie...... 🎵We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland. We represent the Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollipop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.🎶

Simple answer is tip off or not he should not be drink driving. He will be fined by the courts and the club and may miss a game or two. No excuses he is wrong it can wreck lives he should know better.

Worryingly strong twink/daddy energy in that pic

Shearer was a cmplete shit house and we loved him for it. The way he played Keane like an irish fiddle that time we beat ManU 3-0 under Robson was simply magnificent.

The driving bit is ok but you shouldn’t be drinking. The first bit only applies if you’re a bloke

He was drink driving. End of. Its 2023 and he's minted to fuck. Zero excuses.

the net bulging a couple of times at the leazes end before 2.45 on sunday will do.