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Was sitting in row BB, directly in front of Miggy’s celebration and let me tell you, his eyes locked with mine and they pierced my soul

BIG WIN ISAK HAS TO START AHEAD OF WILSON NOW YES I'M SHOUTING SO FUCK

Right lads, no one touches the match thread for Friday. I'll close the season out now. 13 wins incoming.

Despite the uproar by the twatterati thought BDB was excellent

I’m in Fenwick’s having a shit.

Too niche even for MF 🙂

it’ll be tuning in before I’m tuning it…so it’ll be the mic stand TV this afternoon

Right wing comedy is the BEST.

thank the lord all fucking mighty for that. would've preferred something a bit more convincing.... but hey!

Here we go. Newcastle the only club in world football that takes the piss to run the clock down. These lads clutching their pearls. The same blokes that call the big 6 "streetwise" and "clever" when they do the same.

Close enough.

1-0 to the tofu eating wokerati

Just getting ready for the match with a gingerbread latte. What are your pre match routines?

Oh Ruth. 🥰 id crawl over a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Dongle earlier

Would have been perfect three weeks ago tbh

Gemm-oebels

The ones complaining will be the first to whinge when they see that Targett isn’t very good even if he did get the chance. Very good win that, important too. Thought we really deserved it, Trippier needs to switch his head back on, Pope as well as the two of them have been making odd decisions recently. That was one of Willocks best games for us, Murphy had a good game, ASM too so I’d keep the same front three that started. I think Miggy is really good coming on in that situation as he struggles against sides that sit deep so once we went a goal up he become a good option - really good movement by him for the goal.

You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?

Isak is going to be class isn't he. Got so much to his game

Dan Burn the current NUFC scapegoat looking at Twitter Why can’t those clowns have a day off?

Hope it’s in the toilets and not the windows

There was a lad at work who was called Jasper. I was talking to another lad at work saying "What sort of a cunt calls their kid Jasper?!" A year later he answered my question when his wife gave birth to their first son.

I see 12th placed Barcelona are away at Norwich on the telly if anyone fancies starting a 200 page thread.

The first time I went to Ayia Napa in 86 on a package holiday obviously, when we got on the coach quite early on a Saturday morning to head off for the airport they told us there was a problem with the plane and there'd be a delay of 3 or 4 hours. They took us to a beach near Larnaca airport with a cafe/restaurant and we got vouchers which were for a reasonable amount (not just the usual one sandwich and one water bottle voucher). I thought this was all very reasonable but you wouldn't believe how many people went completely batshit with anger about it. Some saying they had to get back to go to work and would lose their jobs and everything. Maybe I was naive but it opened my eyes to what a bunch of cunts some bits are abroad and why we're hated.

BBC journalist holding BBC top brass to account, exposing the hypocrisy behind the the whole thing.

Isak definitely doesn't look short of fitness. His pressing is relentless.

Isak is making such a difference with his pace and willingness to run in behind.

She is flying high in top 3. Along with the new edition of Holiday Grainger. The other half always starts a conversation about her in this format: “the funny looking girl you like is in this…”

4 match ban - it’s his second red

I'm having a pint in the crow's nest. 👍

Karius up front would be a surprise.

'Friendly trophy' up for grabs today as it's the Norwich City v Sunderland game. They've been desperate for almost forty years now.

Tell you what. We got it well better than some. Our flight ended up being delayed by 6h. We ended up being the penultimate flight out. The rest got cancelled. But the guy who took us to the airport was picking up and his flight in was delayed. So we checked our luggage in and then we drove with him to a commercial centre on the outskirts of Chambery where we got to eat and chill out without being crammed in. Got back to the airport with an our before out flight was called and the airport was a fucking mess 😂 I felt for the plane reps they were getting shite when it wasn't their fault at all. Spoke to the Jet2 rep who looked destroyed. I got him a coffee and a donut the poor lad. He said our flight that was incoming the passengers had been sat on the plane for 7 hours waiting to taxi to take off. SEVEN FUCKING HOURS in a tube. Apparently it kept getting pushed back and back. But fucking mint to be back on the slopes after so long and great to be back in the fresh air of the mountains.

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Was Owen commentating for them then?

I say we suspend Dougle’s account because he’s going against the party line.