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Watched the club's 10 minute extended highlight package this morning and I don't recall seeing the Pope incident, so I think we can all agree that it didn't happen and just move on.

That's us fucked then

And if there's anyone who's a stickleback for the rules it's you.

The responses are exactly what you'd expect from people that would follow John Terry on twitter.

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Same. But just fannies in general

I've just realised this is a 8pm kick off on St. Patrick's day. I'm not going to remember a thing about the game.

Toontastic: (Nothing) Wykiki: "I tell tha for nowt, that winklecunt has shit 'aircut and is funny as a weekend on t'piste with folk from Lancashire. She thinks she's summit special that one, mark my words."

Me and my mate once found an absolute goldmine of hedge porn in the bushes by the hill at the bottom of Killy Lake. * My mate was rather taken by Ingrid Pitt, so he took a hardback full of pics of her tits, whilst I got a 20 mag mix-up of Hustler and Razzle. I definitely got the better deal. * for clarity, this was when we were in our early teens, not recently.

With the power of the Chinese mouse we can’t fail

I grew up in the 70s and 80s so hairy fannies are just nostalgic for me

He does know they’re the nonce sympathizers aye?

Please don’t make us go to wembo again

We may be called the tuna army but we're more sofishticated than this.

PL has already started a petition to have her replaced by Claudia Winkleman.

I bet you've got homemade score paddles haven't you

Aah fuckin hell not this pollocks again 🤪

Let them heat Lake I knicked that one

Someone needs to fucking batter you for that

Is he not just another Yorkshire paedophile? There's a lot of them about.

Do you get a badge and stuff like the Dennis the Menace club? Tbh I’d like to see a few more supporters groups as, at the minute, there’s a small number that seem to have the monopoly on who the club listens to. And they don’t seem to consult their members much either

He’s a Dominican Friar in his spare time. There’s quite a few of them round Blyth

They don’t fear being found out, they only fear consequences. With 85% of the media firmly behind them there won’t be any

This is even better than an end to the war in Ukraine.

He would never had gotten a 4 match ban as that would only apply for a secondary red that was awarded for violent conduct (such as that committed by Casemiro). If the ref gave Pope a red here I think it's still just a one match suspension even though it would be his second of the season, but I'd say the FA would have full discretion to increase the suspension just like they can for violent conduct. If the ref gave a penalty for that there's no way it would have been a red card as well. Upon rewatching it I do think it could easily have been given as a penalty and we'd have no defense as Pope moved into the path of their player deliberately rather that moving towards the ball. We got lucky because Raul made a bit of a meal of it and isn't a poster boy.

that’s us finally back home, great day and Miggy saves us again. My boy’s winning streak continues.

She is flying high in top 3. Along with the new edition of Holiday Grainger. The other half always starts a conversation about her in this format: “the funny looking girl you like is in this…”

100%

Would you though?? 😀

*saithes in anger*

I think we've haddock enough now, stop talking pollocks.

this place is ofishially going down the pan

For Cods Skate. Here we go again.

ARe you calling Botman a bottler?

We're away in five of our next seven matches. The highest placed of those teams is Brentford in ninth, the rest are all in the bottom half. Games that we have every chance of winning, whether we win most of them will determine whether we're still in the race for fourth come May.

Fucking hell, read the room.

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To be fair Burn did get shown up at LB in the last coupe of games, albeit against high quality opposition. I think most people here recognize he's a CB who's done a great job for us at LB. He's never going to be a consistent CL quality LB. I think its okay to recognize that whilst acknowledging the job he's done for us on the whole, was very good today. I don't pay much attention to the idiots on Twitter. Some of Trippier's deliveries were fantastic today. But agree him and Pope need to get their act together defensively. Bruno also needs to calm down and remember he's actually a good footballer, not just an energizer bunny that goes around making silly fouls. Excellent result and some good performances overall. Willock and Isak in particular. ASM linked up pretty well with Isak on the left as well. Just wish he would shoot once in a while. Can't wait to see what a fully fit Isak with a few months of Howe's coaching is capable of, especially if we sign a decent midfielder or two in the summer to supply him. Onwards and upwards

It can’t be a pen and a red card anymore anyway, unless it’s violent play iirc. It would have been a pen and a yellow, for me it would have been a soft pen as Jiminez clearly dived the only contact was on his trailing leg that he dragged to try and make contact with pope (the Harry Kane classic), he’d also just booted the ball right out of play to ensure Pope couldn’t get it while he looked to dive - he wasn’t getting to that ball even if he hadn’t went down. I was surprised it wasn’t given mind as it’s exactly the sort of soft pen usually given nowadays, obviously pleased it wasn’t given and I’m loving the comments from the media crew. Regardless we had a stone wall pen away to them, plus for me it was a red card offense for the last man dragging Murphy down - no chance the other defenders were catching Murphy. We also had a fairly clear hand ball claim in their area ignored.

1-0 to the tofu eating wokerati