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Listen the lad is obviously busy with his main job as a pastor in New Jersey.

well aye, he did. a sort of assisting the assist or in other words he passed it to a team mate.

2 minutes too late. Pictures of you in your new spray on t-shirt when it arrives please, PL.

Two now, you’ve followed him haven't you?

i wish this was real

Drum banging "ultra", Pardew loving, high horse riding on our ownership, shithole dwelling cunts. I'd love to see them go down.

I thought you loved Maxi.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/21/boris-johnson-lies-standards-committee-partygate?CMP=share_btn_tw

Aesop wrote his defence.

Hodgson is a total relegation appointment. I know you can make the argument that Watford is a basket club but he was beyond woeful there. They basically have to hit the ground running with their games against the teams around them because, even two losses on the spin there, and they’re right in it. And morale will be rock bottom as it is. Also, can you imagine being a player there, being told Hodgson was leaving two seasons ago so a new manager can bring the club forward, that manager being sacked and the bloke who was apparently holding you back is coming in again Get rid of them

What? Not 6 litres of Lloyd Grossman Bhuna? Philistines.

Can't see him going unless he loses at the election. Tories and Sunak won't want a by-election so I'm guessing they stop short of the 10 day suspension that triggers yhe recall vote. Rap on the knuckles 3 day suspension and the Tory press portray it as a vindication This floater is going to circle the pan a few times yet

"I've stumbled into a room where a crowd of people are drinking and eating - please can I have some written advice on whether this counts as a party? " *repeat numerous times over several months.

Thanks for your thoughts Gary Gloryhunter

Lads what you buying shirts for these minnows for anyway?

Is there an orange away strip?

Castore have made the brave decision to pretty much repackage a Rangers jersey as the new Ireland shirt...

You know how it's widley accepted that Brighton are a well run club, Brentford too. I'm sure if De Zerbi fucks up Brighton will already have a short list of replacements. Managers who play a sufficiently similar style, so that the playing staff don't need to be overhauled, the coaches don't have to be replaced wholesale. Why don't more clubs look at their approach and make similar decisions? This appointment is a rush decision, a backwards step. When they appointed Vieira why didn't they have a list of similar coaches in mind should it not work out? If our lot have anything about them, they'll have a list of coaches that can replace Howe, even though he's doing really well. It's just poor planning. Still think they'll stay up though, still think they'll need to replace Hodgson pretty damn quick.

"at least he's friendly"

The Guardian had to print an apology years ago after running a story that Captain Pugwash was taken off air due to the double entendres. Despite them being an urban legend

WHat the fuck is this shit? "Whore the lads?". You can see why this guy is on the big bucks. Worth every penny. Fucking hell man.

There are better defensive midfielders than McTominay, cheaper too. We could get Milinkovic Savic for c£35m, how much would Scotty Boy cost? £50m? More? I know Savic is a couple of years older, but the difference in quality is stark.

He's saying things I like though tbf, I'd vote for him.

good old ITK Henry has one follower

First time I've seen this clip.....47 seconds🤣

Hold my beer

Edwards has proven time and time again he doesn't know shite. Philip Billing would be a better shout than McTominay if we are looking at squad players. Forgetting cost, etc, if Man U want sell to us, it's only because they think he's not good enough and if he's not good enough for those cunts, he certainly isn't good enough for NUFC.

I thought it was Roger, the cabin boy?

"E-I-E-I-E-I-O"

I think it was @thebrokendoll saying Bruno seems to know the words to all the songs. It's very apparent from this that he knows "E-I-E-I-E-I-O" and absolutely nothing else. But he moves his mouth very enthusiastically for the rest of the song.

I've seen Wee Bobby Thompson perform that joke live, and it was the Queen at a garden party at Buckingham Palace asking him if he wanted a cake or a meringue

This is like a passage from American Psycho, but in Newcastle.

He really is a very amazing player and what can be said about him is based on very little experience. Let me explain: the boy is an unknown player who has exploded this year at Celta de Vigo. He is only 20 years old and he made his debut two seasons ago, but in the last two seasons he has barely added 200-300 minutes. This year, on the other hand, he is breaking it as an Attacking Medfield. He would say that the ideal position for him is where Willock is playing today. Also, I think they are players who can be similar in style. Veiga is undoubtedly the revelation player this season in the Spanish League. I am sure that if he was playing for Real Madrid or Barcelona he would already be called up with the senior team of Spain. He is a very physical player, but also very technical. He arrives very well from behind, breaking the line, but he also has a very good shot from distance.

I've used it in the past. It might take a few months to arrive but the shirts I've bought have been decent quality.

Yep. It’s all utter bollocks You know that Bob Holness of Blockbusters fame performed the saxophone part on Gerry Rafferty’s classic “Baker Street” though right?

I’ve always quite liked him. As in he seems like a decent bloke but, fuck me, what goes on in the heads of people when they’re making these sorts of appointments?

Only has a year left on his contract, has said he wants to leave, rumours have him around £35m.

so that’s why they did the litter shot in the subway

Yes, the days of taking an over priced Man Utd cast off should be gone. This belongs to the Brucey era which Edwards is still stuck in

Fingers crossed this sees their season go down the shitter.

Putting aside absolutely everything else tragic about that advertisement, why have him doing it on his own still in the stadium? Wouldn’t the point be that everyone else was doing it? Fucking hell

Let's not forget Shag, the Cabin Boy.