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Homophobia- reported.

Latest bit of insanity from my youngest two is watching compilations of US Doritos adverts on YouTube

A class act.

Ah, Diego21, how misguided and ill-informed you are when it comes to analyzing the beautiful game of football. Your supposed "analysis" is nothing more than superficial observations and uninformed opinions, which pale in comparison to the vast knowledge and expertise possessed by The Fish. Yes, that's right, The Fish - the original and best football analyst out there. Let us start with the basics, shall we? The Fish's understanding of football tactics is simply unparalleled. While you might be content with discussing the standard 4-4-2 formation, The Fish understands the nuances of more advanced tactics such as the trequartista and the low block. In fact, The Fish could go on and on about the various strategies that can be employed in different situations, but we wouldn't want to overwhelm you with too much knowledge. Speaking of knowledge, The Fish's grasp of statistical analysis is simply breathtaking. Sure, you might be familiar with the concept of expected goals (xG), but The Fish takes it to a whole other level. The Fish understands the intricacies of expected assists (xA), expected goals allowed (xGA), and so much more. The Fish could talk for hours about how these advanced statistics can be used to gain a deeper understanding of a team's performance, but again, we wouldn't want to overload you with too much information. But it's not just tactics and statistics that make The Fish the superior football analyst. The Fish has a keen eye for spotting emerging talent and predicting future stars. While you might be content with discussing the same old players that everyone else is talking about, The Fish is already analyzing the next generation of footballers. The Fish has already identified several young prospects who are poised to become the next Messi or Ronaldo, and The Fish is confident that they will dominate the sport for years to come. And let's not forget about The Fish's ability to break down individual performances. While you might be content with pointing out a player's basic strengths and weaknesses, The Fish can delve much deeper. The Fish can identify the specific skills that make a player stand out, as well as the subtle flaws that can hold them back. The Fish can also analyze how a player's performance fits into the larger context of the team's tactics and strategies, giving a much more complete picture of their impact on the game. In short, Diego21, you simply can't compare to The Fish when it comes to football analysis. The Fish's knowledge, expertise, and attention to detail are simply unmatched. So next time you try to pass yourself off as a football expert, remember that The Fish is the original and best.

What is the point in our democratic system when politicians can just deliberately avoid answering the question until the asker gives up. It's not skillful or clever wordsmanship, it's just complete horseshit. I know this isn't new but it feels like the post Brexit Tories have really stepped up with this. How can we possibly have gotten to a point where Sunak can totally avoid the question like this and proceedings just continue on? It's disgraceful. You wouldn't see this lack of accountability in nursery school amongst the toddlers ffs.

It may take a while but can anyone spot the flaw in this plan?

I've been asked to lay new turf on a field for a civil war re-enactment battle. Sod that for a game of soldiers…..

I’m surprised he’s still on MOTD if that’s true.…

It's always nice to see visiting artists taking an interest in local culture.

Can’t say it’s ever put me off my stroke tbh.

Never mind jellyhead yanks reaction videos, get them on to remote villagers reaction videos if that's their thing.

She has also given police powers to punish cocaine users by rubbing their nose in it.

AM TELLIN YA, there’s summat in the WATTA Marra,

Banned from football. "But I'm literally the DIRECTOR of FOOTBALL. What would you have me direct now?!"

good to see some talent back on labour's front bench

Irrespective of whether he’s a decent option two goals in one international match doesnt settle the argument.

He'd be brining the ability to specialise as a defensive mid, even though he can also play further forward. Longstaff isn't all that comfortable when he plays in front of the defence and Bruno although he can play there is wasted in that position. As I said in another comment if he's over 30m we should look elsewhere, which seems likely given how ridiculous Manure are to deal with.

NUFC X LIV GOLF The Jamal* Invitational *Lascelles

Sky Max, according to Google. Do you want to go sit by the staring window now?

Shut that door

Massive racist.

i think we should've taken the lads out to the ksa on a golfing holiday during the international break just to wind people up.

They’ve since grown out of Ty Mini Baby Boos. But they used to be bang into them. Anyway, they went through a period during lockdown where they were obsessed with unboxing clips of people opening them. Fucking nuts

Have they discovered the joys of “unboxing” videos? My lad had a minor obsession with them when he was younger- some fucking jellyhead yanks opening wrapped presents or bags of fucking toys. (I showed him how to skip to the end, which seemed to get him weaned off them ).

Mods, ban the bot.

Not just well said but concise as well.

Peppa Pig tripping her tits off, tbh.

Wykiki, mate, I've no idea who Jack Downer is, I'm guessing you don't either. Don't worry about MOTDx asking some unknown kid for his opinion on the best Premier League team so far.

Paul soon to be in de gravey

Sad news about O'Grady too. Don't know a lot about the bloke but my lass watches his dog shows and anyone that gives that much of a fuck about dogs is alright by me.

How many members of our government sit on the board of companies? does their involvement make those companies government assets?

Thats horrible news, RIP Lisa. Sad to look down her Facebook and seeing posts made on the day she died, makes you appreciate how fragile life is.

Joselu, Merino, Grant Hanley, John Carver, Steve Clarke... I don't know if I'm watching a Scotland-Spain or a tribute video with historic people from Newcastle United.

Meenzer counts each sound, Haiku syllables must be right, Picky with the words. THAT'S what it thinks of your cheek.

While I have absolutely no doubt they’re incompetent I would hazard a guess there’s a hefty dose of corruption involved in the hotel contracts etc. Braverman and Jenrick’s face too the dozy fucking cunts

It nearly makes up for their behaviour for when they're in Old Firm jerseys. Nearly...

Its not new information though and that would be the first and last thing said during a legal challenge, there is no way the PL didn't know this very publicly available information about PIF. Its "news" because no one bitching about the takeover ever read up on what they were bitching about, they just parroted each others talking points (some of which are very valid, lets not pretend otherwise) But PIF being run by a minister is no surprise to anyone who knew what they were talking about, it was a stalling tactic when the PL were under pressure from broadcasters and their favourite clubs. FFS its on their website, this took me 20 seconds to find. https://www.pif.gov.sa/en/Pages/About-OurLeadership.aspx

Everything, everywhere, all at once: Well made, well directed, well acted, otherwise absolute Bollocks

Like reading a modern day Beowulf

Who hides in the bathroom at parties? The party-pooper.

The link was to a video of Sunderland fans chanting for Adam Johnson

I kind of agree but that isn't in Chelsea's make up,, neither club, fans or players. It'll not end well. (Hopefully).

i'm shocked, i tell you. shocked