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I'm trying to enjoy this but trouble is we're just really lucky playing in a shit league and we're shit to watch. I just wish we were playing in the second tier with a team of plucky pre-pubuscent kids, loan players and crisp packets in front of empty stands with real jeopardy on whether we can beat the likes of Huddersfield. That's proper football marra.

The Shaman.

Not until May he isn’t

steps 1&2 negotiated, step 3 in progress. a paddington pub is rapidly approaching. thank fuck for that!

Your problem there is he appears to have mistaken a pub for a mode of transport. Hope this helps

only us left in the ground at the final whistle!

It’s amazing how often we're gifted soft goals, we must be the luckiest team in the country. Unless you know anything about football. Wilson’s second looks like a howler from West Ham but it was Murphy’s pressing that created the opportunity. Isak’s goal was as a result of the pass and Isak’s pace and willingness to contest the ball, not to mention his cool finish. As Gary Player once said, ‘the more I practise, the luckier I get’.

HITTING FORM JUST AT THE RIGHT TIME OUR ATTACKING PLAY IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERB AT TIMES SO MANY OPTIONS IT'S RIDICULOUS NOTHING WILL STOP ME SHOUTING , LOVE IT

Good night's work from Maxi. Good performance and a really quality assist.

Like watching Sunderland '23 that.

Joelinton making sure Paqueta knows he's Bruno's best friend now.

"Go on Eddie. You might as well jump on and finish the job son."

Let her watch the telly man.

Bruno has played a little over half as many games for us as Henderson did for them. He's scored nearly twice as many goals already, plus he speaks better English.

It'll come down to who's recovered fully and who hasn't from Sunday, they're monitored to fuck and so I expect the science will dictate some of it. Definitely think Willock won't be involved - not heard anything but it looked like his hamstring area was bothering him.

Another relaxing win. Put your feet up and enjoy it.

Darren Bent 👍🏻

They’re a bang average championship team, that’s the reality & not too big a shout to say Mowbray has them playing above there level. Also typical of a championship club, their best players are on loan. I’m not sure how they can’t process this.

They are more motivated when they play against the big teams

Also a big new studio for the magedia with an extended carpark as we can't expect the magedia to rely on the Magetro just in case there's a Sunderland home game and there's a carefully selected* strike on the same day. *Selected by the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen.

A: A lot B: Even more 😄 C. We're ganna need a bigger bank.

Can we now get off Maxi’s back. 2 games, 2 assists and obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse that his overall game is improving.

They won't beat showing the "top half" including Liverpool in 11th as they did a couple of months ago.

Sick of hearing these cunting commentators talk about how West Ham's defence has been shambolic, they said the same about Man U but they are wrong, it's the relentless pressure Newcastle puts on the opposition. It's like they cannot accept Newcastle are fucking great team. Good to see Targett on.

Anyone who fucks the pope is lucky. Or under 12.

Emerson has nine lives out there, he'll have to watch out for Zouma.

Time for Isak and Gordon to run the knife through these cunts.

The BET BROTHERS ca$$$$$hing in.

Forgot to say, I'm at work tonight.

So it would be good to not finish top 4 this season so we can mitigate the risk of not finishing top 4 next season? Got it. The challenges of managing a larger squad and fixture list will have to be dealt with regardless of whether its in 2023 or 2025. The only way of looking at this is that we'd be accelerating the project by a couple of years.

Qualify for the Champs league and we can sign ludicrous dodgy multi year Saudi sponsorship deals and see those FFP worries evaporate in the distance

Sounds like an average Tuesday in Pennywell tbf. Couple of stray staffys milling about nearby and a bloke passed out on a nearby bench to really set the scene.

i was going to this with a west ham supporter too, season ticket holder, lives in cheltenham. he rang me last night and now can't make it due to work. anyway, he's given me a list of instructions to get to the game from here, what a fucking carry on man, to say nowt of being expensive, cheaper for me to go to newcastle! i'm gonna assume he knows what he's talking about seeing as he does it every other week, but do you know of an alternative where it's possible to drive further and spend less time fucking about with trains? drive to slough. pay for parking at slough train station car park. get the overground to paddington have a couple of beers in a bar at paddington leave the paddington pub 1 hour 15 mins before the match get a 4 zone travelcard on the elizabeth line to stratford. walk for 20 minutes for fucks sake!

Making friends. Also, this E-Sunderland bloke smells a bit like a Walter Mitty? Isn’t tabbing and yomping the same thing but used by different parts of the forces? The mention of selection too…. I mean in general it’s a weird thing to bring up but that’s mackems.

Someone is due a howking and I reckon it's these cunts. 0-4

Jermaine Defoe. Second time round.

First game VAR, second game Pope aberration.