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I don’t know about anyone else, but after Wilson’s 2nd I ran over the road to the gay couple’s house and killed them and their kid in celebration. Shame it was disallowed.

So IMO they're on the 5 stages of grief with this. Somewhere between denial and anger. And they're going to be there forever, which is why they're so hilarious. They could get over this tomorrow by just saying "aye you know what, wish it was us - gonna be great for them, really jealous but nothing I can do about it marra. Just gonna support me own team and crack one out over a seagull" Just own it you fucking losers, it's the denial that makes it so painful for you

I tried to marry my 10 year old daughter but couldn't find a vicar willing to do it at the match.

He's managed to make me temporarily support Spurs and even Richarlison. What a cunt chops he is.

They were all glued to the Brighton game , pants down …

No, its not in their hands. If Millwall win and Coventry don't lose they're missing out. And of course they need to win too. I'd give them about 30% chance of this happening, then maybe 20% in the play offs (being generous). Which gives them an overall 6% chance of winning the prize of being humped solidly for 9 consecutive months before going back to square one.

Forest for Woan.

Meanwhile in Boldon

FA are 'monitoring' get to fuck you spineless shit house bastards. He's a cunt and needs dealing with as such. 3 game ban and made to cut Wembley turf with his teeth the vile bastard

Are you sure? Cause hes in all three from this week.

Cats for me like marra

Thing is, as well, they'll somehow think they're taking the moral high ground whilst simultaneously being racist and misogynistic. "Camel humpers". "Gays". And the stuff they.come up with about Amanda Stavely is vile. If you approach a mod about this, or report, YOU get banned.

It says a lot that the admin are so embarrassed by their contributors that the board is more heavily censored than North Korea when it comes to our match threads. The thread on our last game has been binned into their sportswashing mega thread. I've read a bit and it was quite predictable to say the least: 1) Southampton score, we're shit, only where we are by pure luck etc. 2) We equalise, Southampton are shit, Sunderland would thrash them. 3) We start thrashing them. See point 2. 4) We're all murdering paedophiles anyway. FTM. This is an example of the level of debate on there.

Makes you wonder (imagine even) where we'd be if this Callum Wilson had come back from the world cup instead of the slow carthorse Callum Wilson that Southgate sent back.

Look at Gordon's face, there's no strop there. He knows his time will come and TBF I though the whole team looked to be trying to set him up to score in today's game, which doesn't help as the expectation would have been high and probably didn't help with those two misses. Gordon or Maxi, the last two games have shown it really needs to be Isak starting on the left and Howe needs to find a way to make that work every game they are fit. This team is amazing when on the front foot and will scare any opposition playing that way.

I quite liked him when he first arrived here. Can’t stand the sugar cube chomping horse face now

He's a complete fucking shithead. The preferential treatment that club gets from refs (today's match was just further evidence of it) and that cunt with his joke shop teeth has the nerve to complain about the ref after the match. He should have been sent to the stands for the goal celebration stuff. He's a horrible piece of work, I don't understand why journalists and the rest of the media are so up his arse.

Fuck these fucking fam cunts. You feel me, blud?

I think the first goal is crucial here. If we score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure. If they score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure.

Only Sunderland, I think.

Potential banana skin this one lads.

Can’t see nothing but a defeat. Soz

Apparently MF has joined a local fisting group. He hopes to enlarge the circle of his friends.

It’s absolutely killing them isn’t it? Deep down they all know they’d snap someone’s hands off for any kind of takeover, never mind the one we got. They can talk shite all they want as their mental health & grip on reality slowly evaporates.

Everton for the lols, but other than that I'm not really fussed.

Liverpool man united Arenal

CUNTING MAMA FUCKING T'MIA

Especially on a special night at Anfield.

exactly this. to be honest, I can't for the life of me think why anybody would celebrate a goal in any other way?

On a totally unfootball related tangent, this is Cloris Leachman, who played Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein. So, back to business…

I notice their thread for our game ( ) had something like “For those who can watch” in the title. I.e. whoever is sad enough to fire up the IPTV and actually seek out our game in the off chance we lose

Luckily, he’ll be away in the summer, I reckon. And he can take his “I think it’s unfair that the opposition have tried to win this game against us” honking patter with him

He said this to a player who's career was cut short due to a head injury. He's a grade A NONCE

FYP

13-1

They were going to replace him with Bruce but bottled it when they saw the projections for the catering bill.

Lacks the morale fibre to manage them tbh

About a week ago or something I made a post where I said Eddie wasn’t quite world class, yet. Starting with him saving us from what was an almost nailed on relegation, to his incredible ability to turn average players in to world beaters, to his humility when faced with his repeated success, he’s absolutely, unquestionably, world fucking class. I’m under no illusion that next season doesn’t have plenty of potential Holden McGroins, but I can’t think of another manager I’d rather have leading us through it. The best thing about it all, is that had, by some miracle, this happened under Ashley, we’d be wondering which “big” club he’d be moving on to… … now though, who, genuinely, could take him off us?