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WYKIKI'S FIRST EVER POSITIVE CELEBRITY ANECDOTE.

Look at the ankles on her

Explains his rancid patter

Congrats.

I mean she looks like she might be off her head on coke, but I probably still would 😂

Class. Your love of 80s cheese extends to the in-laws, I see.

If it’s anything like their HDMI cables, Chinese AI will last all of 5 minutes before it short circuits

Furry shorts & long pants or slippers and socks? 😆 Your Mojito looks banging btw, we’re just about to cook then we’ll be doing margaritas, so stand by (don’t ask for “duo margaritas” in Italy and expect a sublime Latin American confection, very recent experience shows that you end up with two shitty pizzas 😬)

Thought I'd treat the missus to my homemade mojito, I don't usually drink it myself even though it's nice as I'm usually already drinking beer when I make it. Had quite a few cans yesterday doing the BBQ which as usual was a ball ache and has been delivered to the byker skip, (I cut my finger cutting a tomato so in this instance salad wasn't good for me). Anyway, I digress, making her a mojito and I'm not drinking beer so have made one for us both plus the eldest who's just come in and it's going down like pop. I'm off tomorrow so things could get messy.

lad at the start of that video is a sunniside lad nickname rabbit. known him donkey's years. me and him travelled all over the country together in his gold mk1 golf, very early 80s and throughout the keegan (player) promotion season. top bloke!

It makes the prospect of soccer Saturday with Merson, Le Tissier and Thompson sound appealing

Doesn't MF do that on his Alston route?

I watched the spurs one that was posted on here tbf. 15 minutes of my life definitely not wasted.

Who the fuck watches them btw?

All these fan commentators need their. hdd checking

Well if I was a Leipzig fan I probably wouldn't be happy with his twerking for other teams with his recent comments. Then again he is only 22 so you probably can't hold too much against him. And as has been pointed out he must have something about him to be captaining his national side at such a young age. Hopefully all this talk isn't academic and he actually joins 😂 I don't know how reliable German Sky Sports News is but they seem to be pretty sure he's leaving at the very least, and of course he himself is quoted as being open to a move. It will likely come down to the transfer fee and how he fits into our budget, whether or not it's an either or situation between him and Maddison, and if that's the case who the number one target is.

Did you not get the invite to his wedding then? It was bodacious

Whoever printed that too should be lifted the cunts

well we have a fuck ton of money so...

Yes

My Brother in Law finished converting his garage into a cinema room yesterday. Looks class. He picked the sign especially for you Gemmill

Declined.

No. You’re thinking of Gemmill lurking around taxi ranks

This lad has a Talksport show doesn't he?

Yep, love Diablo. Will be playing it alongside continuing Tears of the Kingdom which is an absolute masterpiece

Just scored the clincher in the cup final.

Paggered or pegged?

I am only disappointed that Haaland didn’t score and then shouted ”This for you, Roy Keane, you wanker“.

Poor game but fuck those horrible cunts. Even better in a way that Man City were nowhere near their best and Man Utd got a ridiculous pen yet they still got beat.

Basically, unless Rashford or Casemiro has a blinder, these are shit.

Aye. You've got a fucking telly, all the angles of the incident, and you can watch it for as long as 5 minutes, and they still get really easy things very badly wrong. It's total incompetence from the people actually watching the incidents that's the main problem. The stupid rules are secondary imo.

It’s mainly for the pizza oven to rest on, so I can continue my quest to be the worlds fattest man

Fernandes complaining about diving

Keep a brick spare just in case.

I fucking need city to win this, her dads a red and he chats enough toss as it is

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Ferguson’s legacy is truly the absolute scarring he left on the refs after 20 years of cry-arsing on

UM's always tried to get a bit of attention.....

Have you tried giving @Christmas Tree a shout if you're struggling?

Day off today. Got invited next door for late breakfast at 10:00 am, from our American neighbour, waffles, bacon, maple syrup etc. Magnificent. Going to a family piss-up this afternoon in Cullercoats. There’ll 60 odd of us, all direct family. Please ignore any posts by me after 6pm.

Their main grief with the interview is that he didn’t ask for permission, but less what he actually said.

https://www.kicker.de/954077/artikel/szoboszlai-spricht-offen-von-wechsel-und-veraergert-seine-chefs He said that he wouldn’t say no if one of the top six clubs in Europe were interested. But the general consensus in the press is that it doesn’t rule out a move to Newcastle. The club isn’t happy as they are facing Frankfurt in the German cup final today.

Count your blessings, it could always be worse

Get your tits……. OH!

Not my cup of tea, tbh. Finished Forbidden West and having another blast through Days Gone, which is criminally underrated.

It may have been on here, or somewhere else, but I saw a list of transfers that were adjusted to today’s values, and Shearer’s was way out in front at £222 million. I absolutely expect that we’ll break our own record at some point in the near future.

Don't hear about those very often 🙂