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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than attempt to speak Spanish and remove all doubt.

You used to fucking manage them

Champions league final tonight 😀

Aye.

Enjoy @LondonBlue

Apparently the SoL IS more suited to hosting big acts than SJP for two reasons. It has a bigger carpark and better access. It has a more Liberal curfew cos its built on derelict land, not in a thriving city centre. That's it, that's what mackems are proud about.

work rate matched

I've never understood why more British players don't go abroad. Especially when fucking Real Madrid come calling. Get out of your London shitheap, get yourself a Scarface mansion with a pool and spend your evenings sat out in the sun, you big chinned prick.

If it’s true he’d rather gain individual records than win stuff then I think he’s a mug

I know I’ve heard some of his songs but i can’t remember any of them. I’ve no idea if he’s shite or good but the reaction he provokes from the mackems is enough to make me like him

The Bald Fraud is not there. Wrong Manchester team.

FTMd YP. Does anyone know if they’ve put the pink seats back in for this concert btw?

Out of curiosity, how much do they pay people to rent it?

Pearson devvod he's not first in

Just imagine….for one second…that their stadium was better than SJP. Who actually cares? Theres a cultural revolution taking place in Newcastle and Sam Fender is playing music to 100,000 people in two days. This isn’t a local even per se, people have travelled from all over the county. People who aren’t necessarily football fans…wearing Newcastle shirts. it must be fucking killing the mackems inside

That's what Dorries thought, and still she tries...

Men'al men'al chicken orwien'al

"Ere marra a'll gi' ya twentey snots for them. Are thuh pissed or just shit?"

Do they host massive car boot sales like Reynolds tried at Darlington? A mackem car boot sale at the Stadium of Shite, that would be a sight to behold.

Nothing to do with the fact that you can rent the SoL for next to nothing.

The first person he listed had a massive concert in Dubai, so aye.

Aye mate, but you're overlooking that there are 'levels and ethics' in these things. Whatever the fuck that's meant to mean.

Of course Pearson is there I bet the fucker has never heard of him.

I like popping on there after we win or they lose but the Sam Fender thread on there is just tragic. They can't be like this en masse In real life can they?

Clout-hopping Geordie transparently latching on to whatever memes and trends are knocking about social media to artificially stamp himself as a would-be modern working class northern Springsteen with the paper thin sheen of contemporary “Geordie Pride” which seemingly extends to waving flags and replying to tory donors Greggs on Twitter. Surprised he didn’t bring Jimmy Naill on to sing Big River. Can’t be fucked with it. It all feels incredibly forced compared to the pre-match displays at SJP, I’d say. Top that for cynicism

If anything, he needs to get to 285 to beat Shearer’s top flight record. Somewhere around there anyway and he’s not getting anywhere near Greaves. The PL record has always been an artificial one

In fairness to him, the scoring record keeps him remembered for longer. If he wins the La Liga most people would forget that in a year or two. If he overtakes Shearer then IMO he'd be somewhat relevant for maybe 3 years before Haaland goes past him

Tbf, I might be aligned with the Mackems on that forced, skin-crawling bollocks

Don't you fucking start 😡

The blunter the better, the bunter arsewipe

On the day his peerages were confirmed. Absolutely fucking reeks.

Shelvey

It didn’t take them long.

Scott Carson has 2 x CL winners medals. He's also played 2 competitive games in the last 4 seasons

Well done, now fuck off please Pep.

Give him a bit of Brylcreem and a black marker and I bet Inzaghi does a great Hitler.

50 tracksuit stalls 100 outdoor sofa stalls 1 toiletries stall 350 dog pram stalls.

Well that would be fucking amazing. I was reading something about someone having an interview with Rees-Mogg and turning up to his house and there was Sebastian Payne in a dressing gown. A supposed journalist staying at that cunt's house, just fuck off. I hope he does get beat in this by-election. Shortest political career ever.

fucking hell

Most are scared of leaving London so Madrid is terrifying (especially as they can't speak English never mind Spanish)

Just having a peruse of various reports - he’s in deep, deep, shit here mind. “The charges include 31 counts of wilful retention of national defence information under the Espionage Act. The indictment notes that these charges carry a maximum term of imprisonment of 10 years. Four other counts, related to conspiracy and withholding or concealing documents, each carry maximum sentences of 20 years.” In relation to those last four counts… ”A key aspect of the case could be an audio recording in which Mr Trump reportedly said he knowingly kept documents and acknowledged he was limited in his ability to declassify them. If this were true, it pretty much sinks him, because that shows that he knows the things he's been saying in public are not true". Do we think he’ll fly to Russia or North Korea to avoid his prison time?

I’d happily save them the cost of building a guillotine and have a go with a spoon. It’d take a while but I’d “get Boris done”.

idiot