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Mackem update. The main thread (since Easter I think) is now on 9542 posts, mainly the same post repeated. They've had a bit of sex wee because Maddison might not be signing for us though. There's still plenty of spin off threads too. There's one where they get very worked up about people wearing toon tops. Apparently everbody in Newcastle does this, and it justifies secretly taking photos of random lasses wearing the tops and posting them online. Anyway, unfortunately it doesn't have the random impact on strangers the mackem crest has though. This definitely happened.

I'd go down the route of befriending somebody in assisted living who also happens to get a new car every 3 years under the mobility scheme. it's always worked for me.

UM levels of 'look I've got a ticket and you haven't'.

Who's this cunt like?

Needs to stick to mending zips and trousers next to the motorbike shop iyam.

Well if this is true, FUCK THIS BLOKE. He's more than welcome to prove this report wrong though, no hard feelings.

Aye, they'd probably win a tin of spam in some meat draw fantasy tale with the bloke grudgingly handing the tin over being a mag who obviously can't make eye contact or something?

https://barcauniversal.com/newcastle-offer-e30-million-plus-e60-million-midfielder-for-barcelona-winger-romero/

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Possibly the Borderline Boilers as well….😙

I love his quotes. "made a mistake" "I apologise for any confusion" 😀 There was no mistake or confusion. You knowingly just fucking cheated.

They have form for this sort of thing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15252687

Wife did Leeds 10km on Sunday. Whilst waiting I was stood near her pen a young lad of about 15 walked passed in a Mackem shirt. Anyway, run started I walked off to a part of the course where I could see them returning. The elite runners started coming in around the 31min mark and I was there applauding. I know a few of them so was nice to see. A mate was coming in around 33 mins, I was cheering and just behind him was this kid in a Mackem shirt He overtook my mate and my mate did a double take. I was pissing myself laughing and at the end we were having a chat. Turns out this kid took a massive short cut (no shit) and hid waiting

Nice to see Southgate thinking about the future and starting Henderson at home v North Macedonia

Guinness zero is the answer, I rarely drink these days, despite the peer pressure and piss taking, it's good stuff and (in answer to the "what's the point" merchants) it feels like you're having a pint, even to the point of getting a tipsy feeling (obviously psychological) with no hangover guaranteed. I do like a few beers sat on my deck at the, van in the sun, but I always have precautionary Alka Seltzer on hand up there 😀 As Gloom says booze is omnipresent and the pressure to drink it equally so. It's also heartening to see folks realising it's an issue for them, well done lads and good luck.

As has been mentioned before, even their fantasy scenarios are absolutely shite

Alnwick/Belford Mags going by train The only other one I know of is Amanda’s “spliff n sniff” party bus is if that’s your scene @JawD it’s mostly Stoney clad Dark Fruit Mags on that one

Couple thoughts on this. NUFC have said a few times (see recent Athletic article) that they only want to pursue players that want to be at the club. The don't want to be played off against other teams and so on. So, if he indicates he wants to move south then the club would drop him as an idea like a hot stone. Or it could be lazy reporting based on previous info. Could also be an agent trying to get us to increase our offer to him (wages) to bend his arm and so on. All in all, so many moving parts on transfers and who wants who to hear what. It's hard to ignore as you want to hear who we're linked too, but so many mind games go on around transfers.

I said similar about the Chronicle but it seems to apply to most the NE coverage, they seem to focus on being negative about every fucking story and link. If we’d listened to them we’d never have Botman, Isak, etc and we’d have sold Bruno. It’s a story about a player who currently has no bids submitted for him, unless Scott Wilson is somehow getting the information from Maddison’s agent, or Maddison himself it’s nonsense, and I’ve no idea why either of them would want the press knowing where he was leaning anyway.

Replies are interesting....

I haven't but here's a link which will help get you in the mood till you can watch it.....

Agree with all of this, including the criticisms of bazball. But it’s working so far and isn’t it refreshing that after years of negative captaincy that the whole mindset is now geared towards forcing a positive result? It will backfire sometimes, I’m sure stokes will end up looking silly after one of these gangsta declarations and they will be accused of being naive or arrogant but I’d much rather continue this way, as long as it forces more wins than losses. It’s good craic

It’s pretty much bullshit that chart mind. ASM ( in two weeks of the season he’s fit),comes on in the last 15 mins, touches the ball three times, crossing it each time… fucking superstar. Foden plays a full 90 for 38 games, getting touches every two minutes … “Less efficient”

Got to fund the crypto somehow

I can't get over how popular they are with random strangers purely based on them supporting Sunderland. It's amazing stuff to be honest and I'm sure a psychologist would have an absolute field day with them.

Tragic doesn’t even begin to cover it

I might have guessed. Fucking Gordon Brown from a quarter of a century ago.

Andoni Iraola. When Eddie Howe was without team, he spent a couple ot months in Madrid learning with Atletico Simeone and Rayo Andoni Iraola manager.

Absolute fiddle this mind. Dug them out of a massive hole and they'll be back to challenging for the top 4 sharpish after this. Pity we haven't got any rejects that even the Saudi league would want. Althougb the press would be all over us if we did it, nowt will get said about Chelsea though.

Spliff n sniff

I think @Ugly Mackems had something to do with that stuff?

Yeah, if you compare batting averages, they’re better. I think Lyon is the one player who separates the two teams. We haven’t had a spinner at that level since Swann retired

Definitely mixing up his belta minge with his sunshine fanny. Easy mistake to make

it’s one of those games where stuff has gone in their favour. Hopefully they will even itself out across the series but I doubt that old cliche is that reliable. However, we can’t blame the Aussies for our missed stumping/dropped catches. The reason we aren’t further ahead in the game against a v good Australia side (jury is still out on whether they’re ”the better side” away from home against bazball), is a combination of our slopping fielding, their good fortune and stokes’ ultra aggressive declaration

Well I suppose it doesn’t involve a bonesaw so we should be thankful for that.Appears to me that PIF are facilitating financial help for a direct rival of NUFC though. That’s not a great look…..

The Chronicle should be ashamed of themselves posting absolute click bait shite like this, rather than trying to enjoy the good times with the fans they seem to be focusing heavily on negative articles. Bunch of second rate pricks.

Graeme Souness: Football legend swims Channel for £1m fundraiser https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-65944866 Fair play to the grumpy old cunt

Serving Metropolitan Policeman 👍🏻

Decent player but he has the touch of a…

Clarke can’t even get selected for the U21 over Gordon who they all think is complete shite. But aye he’s nailed on to be an England regular.

I’m not complaining, mind.

She’s not even outside.

I'd rather we put Dummett in. He's fucking dogger with a cunt of a haircut too