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Yelling "Out the fucking way Wiggins!"

🎵 When a good player signs Every cunt has designs On a shit song It's 'amore' most do Or 'volare' will do For their shit song There it is, Fucking straight away, Cringeworthy chant, Make it go away It's a shit song! Scusa me But you see, Wank rhymes are mandatory In a shit song In A Shit song! 🎶

Not allowed to call them that anymore mate

You said they got a compulsory purchase order but didn't move? Didn't you get an education in your Scottish Borders hovel? Think Patterson, think.

PL having a fucking mare here. Turning to LM in his old age.

Steven Gerrard is, according to some reports, wanting to sign Jordan Henderson. #Imagine

The wording- “Newcastle and another top six club…” Which implies, correctly, that we are a top six club. Which means, someone has dropped out of the “top six” clubs.…

Typical HR. Always passing the buck

“ Other people’s kids and stroppy Yorkshire motorway farmers and dead dj’s and Earth Wind and Bloody Fire! I give up !”

What do you expect near an airport FFS !!!

I think this all arose via the Wogmeister on radio 2. So am blaming a dead Irishman for my admittedly piss poor effort here 😛

Fuckin hell am sorry I mentioned it 😞

Can't be an urban myth, moorland myth maybe, only in Yorkshire would that place be considered as urban verging on metropolis.

His pronouns are himm/ler.

Speaking of which. “ We’ll tak any old cunt- inclewding yew!”

Very clever but not quite clever enough to fool Matt Le Tissier

Just a normal day in the Matt Le Tissier household.....

I guess selling videos online wishing Uncle Terry a happy 84th birthday isn’t as lucrative as it first seems.

https://twitter.com/fingaldinz/status/1675986216372559878 FFS, Elon.

Ant and Dec producing a new version of Byker Grove… … with Fulwell 73. Fucking scabs. (the fewm will be supersonic, btw)

They were fucking terrible after Kevin left for football. Now Bucks Fizz! Were shite also!

I’ve seen Chalobah quite a few times, a total liability. Lascelles, who I don’t particularly rate, is a far better back-up.

Get your uni places now! Get your uni places now!

I stand by this approach.

Apologies for the sexism but HR departments are just job creation factories for women. There are also loads of "consultancies" in the city that firms bring in to teach pointless training courses like emotional intelligence and diversity awareness all run by ex-HR people and brought in by their mates who they used to work with in the same fucking HR departments.

fucking hell man, that’s brutal. What a set of absolute cunts

It was a persistent myth and my dad repeats it every time he goes past. It’s a funny fucking place to live though.

Aye embedding has been stopped I think. Ties in with not being able to see anything unless logged in. Musk is the same as those idiots who went down in that submarine. Only accustomed to things working out for him and assumed that whatever he did would be a success.

I read a quote, that was supposedly from an unnamed club source, stating that it was as late as May before we thought we had any chance of getting Tonali. So it's possible that we've changed the profile of players we're after to add to him in response to that. The rumours about Maddison and Szoboszlai this window could have been a result of us heavily scouting, and in Maddison's case also bidding for him, previously.

When did you make your mind up about that?

We’re all special now Dave.

If they’re on his feet, in a brothel, they’ll be creepers. Like everything relating to this picture, actual style is a long way away from it.

Shame that Elon is cancelling the ability to embed twitter posts. But Nigel is moaning about getting rejected by nine banks. Ha ha!

Remember when Sunday mornings were for hangovers and recovery sex? Neither can I

Too young for him then way too old.

Hmmm…won the league by 5 points despite strengthening the team that finished second…they’ll probably look at Dan Burn in our defence, smirk and do it anyway

I'm confident Howe could get the best out of someone like Phillips.