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What is it with these shit strips and even shitter advert campaigns? They've managed to not only make this lass look thoroughly miserable in her porn themed sponsored kit, but also like a low grade prostitute in the Amsterdam red light district.

He's a mummy's boy.

Hmmm, it depends on NUFC outgoings, wonder who that could be? Heard Eddie is a Long Time Admirer of Barnes

Their first choice was another lass who was getting already getting some money from a BBC presenter and said she 'wasn't that desperate'.

couple of cowies, that's me that is.

On the plus side, I'm hearing their game up here has been downgraded to a B game so it's not all bad.

Thought the sponsors were Spread Em for a minute.

It's Adam Johnson again yes, how did you guess 'Cause last time the Judges weren't really impressed And I'm bolder c-c-cold, getting colder And at the very same time I heat up at a party And molested her but not with solar power For far too long made mistakes and allowed A fat and ugly William Storey get in my way Now I'm not suitable and I'm say I'm no in-between top of the rank Like Pearl and Dean and if you can't take the heat Get out of the chicken shop Ain't got no time for your blue blue Betty Betty Blue Betty Blue Pop just doin' the do And you are through And there's nothing you can do

Betty Boo has fallen quite some way since her 1990s heyday, mind. Still would, obvs. ( I wonder how many domestic fewms have been triggered by their badge appearing to be black and white stripes in this pic?)

Never thought of him as talented mind. … … even when he appeared on that dating/quiz show you could tell he was a chancer.

Because they want to drag them all through some dirt, whilst diverting interest from the rapist Tory (successfully btw). Absolute cunt’s trick It’ll barely register when it turns out to be that toucher from the House Auction show signed up to some crack-head Onlyfans.

Amusing that Vine doesn’t seem to realise what a bellend the bloke is and, by extension, what a one he is, as a less extreme version of that cyclist. That fucking daft bike vigilante is going to end up getting seriously hurt one way or another one of these days. Vine will then go on about how terrible it is, despite adding fuel to the fire. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s fucking scary how many people are clearly texting etc whilst driving. I notice it all the time whilst out walking the dogs. But that bloke is going to get his fucking head kicked in, or worse.

If the player of the tournament is worth £40m then a player from the same country who couldn’t get in the squad must be worth at least £60m 👍🏻

Should have just diverted the metro to a siding and nuked it from orbit - just to be on the safe side.

Bitter mackem cunts.

"Take back control" sounds about right for there, tbh

Borrowed ASM’s Cuban heels too by the looks of it

Saw a clip Vine posted a while back where a car was turning left. He was on his bike a good 20 yards back. The car was indicating left and turning across a bike lane. The driver was in the wrong as the cyclist had right of way. But instead of just easily avoiding the car, who would’ve been out of his way and turned left before he got there, Vine put a shift on and made a meal out of it. Just so he could one of his latest ‘wronged London cyclist’ vids on social media. Just to be clear - Yes, I am saying he’s worse than a gas chamber operator

I wonder if they’ve done a deal for her to wear the strip on her only fans site.

The people who discovered Ann Frank’s family were Dutch. They informed the Dutch police, who in turn sent Dutch officers to arrest them so they could hand them over to the Nazis. Jeremy Vine (a millionaire tax dodger on the back of public money) and that fuckin idiot on the push bike would’ve done exactly the same; “rules are rules”

Think it was mag agents provocateurs. As there are clearly some adults in thise clips wearing football tops

That is the most Everton thing ever.

Absolutely fewming at a public transport sign.

Seems like they’re having a normal classy day, which included chanting “die Geordie’s die” at a sign saying Newcastle, then vandalizing a metro carriage

Surely if Clarke was there he’d have been player of the tournament marra

This is one of our players we’re talking about here- won player of the tournament in an international competition. You sure you’re an NUFC supporter and not just an ASM fan girl?

Aye- bang on about it on a message board full of similarly unhinged window-lickers. Can’t see how it can fail to work…

I know I shouldn't but they are so weird. So the Mag tops in Sunderland thread I think has been merged with the summer edition Mags sportswashing thread after reaching over a thousand posts. The combined thread is near 3000 posts, in about 3 weeks, off season. But as soon as it moves up pops another thread about " Durham Mags". The bull shit is endless, here's an example. How do these knackers even think they are reclaim this 50 year old fantasy of county Durham? Maybe they should, you know, just become a decent football team, rhe way it works everywhere else? Page after page of lunacy.

Tbf I think the left-hand/right-hand thing played a small part in their thinking but the decision was 80% zany Lady Gaga psyche. Expect Robinson in next wearing a chateaubriand codpiece instead of a box.

I think with gordon that although he's not set the place a light since he arrived, you can see the potential. far more than say than with joelinton who cost a similar amount of money and was pretty much slaughtered by one and all on here, we've all been made to eat a shit load of humble pie since. when gordon hits ground running this season, and I think he will, that pie will be getting eaten by only one!

It's clearly due to this.

At the caravan so only listening to TMS, after a late afternoon of beer on the deck, forced indoors by showers. Mrs decided she wanted me to explain why comentator had said three slips and a gully, duly achieved by: Candle holder thing - batsman Moretti can - wickets Her Vodka and coke - Johnny Bairstow My Phone - Slip Cordon My vape - gully And she understood it !!! Prediction, soul crushing defeat btw.

Mint news for Gordon. He'll be wrecked come the end of the season but this could be exactly the shot in the arm he needed to start the season with a bang.

To the treatment room? 🙂

The nappy-ripper rivalry is growing

I do. I didn't before, but its kinda like rick and morty, their fans are so annoying that you just cant help but dislike them.

Aye. Opening your fourth bottle of Aldi Pinot Grigio on a Saturday night will do that to you.

Apparently someone is gonna give him a contract next year. Just stick to your guns Mark, retire. It's wank you have crashed out, but as you know, thats sport. He has a young family, enjoy the time with them, you'll never get that time back.

The two lads with the Steve Smith crying masks there as England hit the winning runs. Well played the cameraman.

If Stokes gets this home I'll start to wonder if it's all a great plan to set up a tense finale in which Stokes ends a hero. Maybe he's a modern day Jeffrey Dahmer and cricket is his outlet? In the grander scheme of things it represents progression.

I've updated the list with Tonali and the potential signing of Barnes. Longstaff, Anderson, Dummet, Watts and Miley count towards the 4 x academy taught players for CL rules. Miley coming into the squad may mean the end of Watts. GK positions remain to be seen. If rumours are to be believed we've offered Karius a 1 year extension, possibly as Gillespie's replacement as 3rd choice? Darlow in talks with other clubs. Hopefully Dubravka stays as number 2. Anderson and Miley are the only U21 players that don't count towards the 25 man squad limit. Which leaves us 8 players over our limit if we sign Barnes. You would imagine that Darlow, Gillespie, Lewis, Ashby, Hendrick, Hayden, Fraser, Manquillo are surplus to requirements so will be sold or loaned out. We need another CB and LB ideally which means 2 more players would need to make way. Watts likely the first? ASM the second? If we sign Livramento then he's another U21 player. Still don't understand giving Ritchie an extension?

A total bore WUM tbh