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When your choices are moving to a fucking wasteland inhabited by backward homophobic racists or moving to Saudi there was only going to be one winner.

"Next on the agenda, pacifying and getting onside the fans of massive lads, Sunderland. Do not look confused, they are a football club in England but more than that, we must give thanks and praise to them and always look for favour with the massive lads of fans as one of their ancestors did indeed give us the colours of our head dress. True story, marras. It is written."

Yep, I'm sure this is a master plan by MBS to shut those pesky MLFs up. I seriously doubt more than 0.01% of the population of Saudi have heard of Sunderland.

7 page thread popped up overnight on The Star Inn refurbishing itself as some shit Geordie theme pub. Why do they care man! cue Bobby Robson wasn't a Geordie et fucking cetera. Can't be any worse Than the cess pit it was anyway. I'd rather have a drink in the Clock with HMHM, the Percy arms with tbd, the Trent with a dribbling CT, or MF in the corner of the Beehive *, or even the.Blandford with Stevie **, than go to that shit hole again. * I'd actually like these things. ** Kidding.

Ah, good old David__Ornsten.

Bewwww! Tayek his shirt down! An divvnt tak about the bone saw.

oh dear. from mackem legend, winner of multi trophies for them by proxy, the knight in shining in armour who was gonna ride in to finish his playing career there for them, buy the club or indeed the entire fucking town.... to camel humping, head chopping, murdering, sportswahed scum in one fell swoop. love it.

You don’t live in a salubrious part of the north west, do you? You should’ve mentioned it before

There's obviously been some extremely tough competition but I think that's the most batshit crazy post on there ever...

Surely not owa Jordan marra

I'm just amazed that the north of England is such a bountiful area to grow tea plants but you learn something new every day.

Well I hope you all enjoyed last season because it's all downhill from here.

Jordan Jihaddison

They’ll act the same way Liverpool fans are and start defending it as “well anyone would do it, massive pay increase for the same job” despite going mental about Eddie Howe for 2 years.

Horrible to hear, really explains why his career and performances dropped off a cliff when Jose joined Spurs. Not a dig at Jose but he’s not the right type of manager to manage someone with that history, likely why he responded better to the arm round the shoulder type manager in Pochettino rather than the stick type manager Jose is. Heartbreaking to hear, hope the bloke can get himself to some type of help. Being comfortable enough to be this open about it is likely a good sign at least?

Sportswashing having a day off.

I've got 11 tickets for the meet.

With any luck this all now backfires on him.

My mates Clock 10% loyalty card, picture taken on the bar of the actual Clock approx 40 mins after full time v Southampton last season

Whippet shit is a great fertiliser

I've spotted a flaw in your plan.

Mackemwashing. A laudable pursuit.

Life changing.... I'm sure he was near destitute with the increases in power costs.

Meltdown at the Wearside League for Middle Eastern Human Rights (formed Oct 2021)

Less than 50 posts in 13 years and this is the precise moment you decide to get animated??

Mag.

This comment is about Katie Price, which bizarrely is on the thread. Yeah, nice respectful post that, not remotely mysogynistic or insulting to disabled people. This is from what I thought was a normal poster too. Absolute cunts these lot, incredible they even try and take the moral high ground.

it's fucking hilarious on there at the moment and even us banned from parsnip can get to view their meltdown in all its glory!

There was a tweet to the contrary the other day and the silly fuckers were all banging on about how morally superior he is. Whatever happens, it's hilarious watching them twist.

The numbering system they’ve employed seems a tad ambitious

I also have a wife. She's real and everything.

I’m just going to put this one out there but maybe some of the posters on RTG are overplaying their club’s (and its fanbase’s) importance in the grand scheme of things

Any kids starting a new band, call it Jordan Jihaddison and the bone saws. Cheers, I'll take 10% royalties for this, and throw trophyshy a few coppers. 👍

Pretty amazing story to have played for Spurs and England at such a young age despite carrying that around with him at the times. It’s easy to throw comments about people around on social media but no one really knows what’s going on behind the scenes.

He's not a wind up merchant, he's a wound up merchant of shite. Not happy at having the piss taken out of him by everyone else he's joined the party.

Allin addresses this in the interview. He was pulled aside later by Jose and he apologised and said he handled it wrongly. Of course, this doesn't make good TV so that's not in the show.

Lancashire? I live in Cheshire. I think the tea of choice here is prosecco.

Called "the worst trainer I've ever seen" by Jose Mourinho too. Fucking Mourinho immediately grassing him up to Levy BTW.

Fucking hell. Hats off to him for not being a gibbering mess after shit like that.

Chicken Nonce has picked up his wages for the last year and a bit by essentially rewriting the same article over and over.

The asterisks

But not as funny as the first 21 minutes against Spurs at St James* * + es as many times as you see fit

I was just happily playing the champion's league music in the house when I got the news that Newcastle blue star were defeated by Sunderland under 21s. The needle on the record player abruptly scratched and returned to the cradle as I entered into a dark place of depression and abject apathy. It was almost like playing a few seasons in the third division of English football and kidding yourself on that it was like a breath of fresh air. I'm not sure when, if ever, I'll get over it? Can anyone write a decent requiem? (Asking for a broken hearted mag-at-work).