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We're having an extension built and fuck me I'm ready throttle my wife. I explained months ago Andy repeated it. 'the fence will come down so they can get the founds in then masonry' She came home last night and went bat shit as we have no fence up 😂 They're currently using breakers on rock that's in the ground to get to a level and she keeps asking me if that's concrete they're making. Every time i try and explain something she goes on her phone. Radge man.

Two pairs sold. One to Chez Given and the other to Alan Pardew

Or the Honey Monster.

The key different here is we didn't ask who to be our owners. We were just given them. We don't follow their beliefs or culture. Jordan (one of their own club legends) actively decided to sell out and with it has given up his principles (note active LBQT+ promoter) to go and live in their culture where homosexuality is punishable by death. However, the funniest thing is the way they are turning themselves inside out over it.

Lucky for you he didn't give you a hiding for being out of order or something.

When I was living over in Connecticut in 2005 I went to watch USA vs T&T in my NUFC top. Walked past a bloke in an SAFC top and smiled at him (half in a "hello mate" and half in a "ha, a mackem!" way. He told me to fuck off and kept walking. True story

I hope it's only on one floor or there'll be trouble.

You obviously missed the 100,000 of us who performed a modern day Jarrow march on Parliament marra, DEMANDING that we got took over by child raping, gay chair flinging, terrorist, baby eating, camel humpers. And then the spontaneous celebrations where every man, woman, child, baby and pet dog danced around in circles with tea towels on their heads, marra.

Heading to the match now, absolutely buzzing. Can’t wait to give that lovely “fight and win!” ditty recommended by HMHM an airing, so be sure to listen for it.

Guaranteed that both are using them as wank socks.

It's my auld dears birthday on Sunday, she wants an iPad cover and she said she wanted a CD of an old album she had, I just said text me what the iPad it is, told her to go the settings it'll probably tell you what it is there. Anyway about an hour later I get the text with the exact type of iPad plus the album details so I sort the iPad cover first then copy and paste the album into Amazon and this album cover came up...... I'd totally forgot about this LP but seeing it for the first time in about forty years not only had me genuinely laugh and smile but had the eyes blinking furiously to keep the excessive water that suddenly appeared. I remember 'cool water' and that's about it. Apparently they played it to death in Hong Kong when my dad was stationed out there. Nostalgia, man, what's it like?

Use graphs and charts, man. Women love that.

A friend just gave me these socks. It's from a Spanish company that makes tribute socks and these specifically are from Alan Shearer. Since they don't have licenses, they can't put their name on them, or make them even more faithful or similar, and only 8Bits make them. At the moment almost all of them are characters from the Spanish League, but now there are also some from England and we have Alan Pardew, Jonás an Tioté as well. https://gambea.com/calcetines/

https://archive.ph/0094t

Nice. Get some pics. Not of you hanging out the queen like.

Mackem van Bastard

Fucking hell, do you ride then side saddle?

Moreover the mackems are literally tearing themselves apart over this. He was meant to be the chosen one... We don't need to pass judgement here indeed, all of Sunderland is doing it anyway.

Imagine how buzzing you will be if you run into Adam P!

Here's a cover of it from the past few years. This kid's in his 20s, his voice is mental. And how can you not love this absolute tune?

You’re a man of some fucking constitution.

We went, and now we’re in Amsterdam. Great place though. 👍

Sounds like an MF opportunity may be available.

Been there done that (not the shave-down part). At least they're not the type with coaster brakes and a basket on the front, I've had to politely refuse them before.

Is “game of chance” code word for “I’ve seen lots of black people around here”?

20km on these streamlined bitches I’m contemplating a full shave-down to pick up a few hundredths of a second on our eta.

Adam P branching out into Ross Kemp danger tourism territory with his latest video. His life was in danger apparently because he stayed in a Motel 6 which "lets people book in whenever they want, and could be used by kidnappers". He can smewwll the HIV in the air

Going full Dutch and cycling in to The Hague today, might bump on to the Royal cloggies. Apparently the Queen likes a bit of rough.

No, but there's rich, and there's RICH 🤑

Henderson throwing this rainbow arm band in the bin...

Has the Baconator got another book coming out or something? Why would anyone with any interest in football give a gibbering fuck what this waste of skin has to say? Just fucking retire and fuck off to Portugal or wherever.

He got a 3 year contract off Ashley when he knew the sale was agreed. £8mil golden handshake. He can fuck off making out like he did us any favours. He also referred to the Howe speculation as "the bloke who relegated Bournemouth", so I call bullshit on his claim he recommended him to the club

Special fewm for this, as you can see the stadium of shite in the beckground. Mackems being sportswashed!

Have you heard her speak though?

Surely if Gerrard had dusted himself down and rolled his sleeves up then things would have sorted themselves out at Villa?

Thoughts and prayers.

I was listening to that not long ago. You can't whack a bit of Big Iron.

Alan Pardew socks.

BECAUSE FUCKIN FOOTBALL PODCASTS!!!! 🤪 ( I imagine. I’m on a couple, there’s fuckin thousands of them, surprised you’ve not been asked )

He can barely hold the bat let alone swing

Phwoarrrh. You've one and done it now. Imagine her nibbling youe ear lobe and softly growling.

Indeed. Apparently, the red and white headscarves only became really popular after STID.

I’ve been in Saudi Arabia for work all week. Disappointing lack of Newcastle merchandise and/or punters wondering around in black and white striped thawbs. Can’t help thinking that our commercial department have missed a trick.

How many people “seen it”?!