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Gemmill desperately trying and failing to impress his ex-wife's new girlfriend. Very on brand.

Next DOWNSIZE coming up.

I'm surprised klopp hasn't banged his head on that ceiling of his yet.

Less of a miss than he would have been last season, which is a sign that we're turning into a proper football club.

blows out the water the expression straight from the horses mouth as being dependable.

So dodge them. They'll all be old fucks who still use dot matrix printers and expect you to fax stuff through

Life imitating art! He's clearly seen Craig "The Straight Dope" Hope marching about the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyne with his crystal clear expression and flowing conversation and thought, "nee bovva am gannin' in'a toon!" Cunt can barely breath! We need a diary update for Knight Ryder's exercise regime.

There must've been some kind of mistake in the first programme because, this is going to be hard to comprehend but...... Amazon, amazingly, somehow, forgot to mention the massive lads of Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first episode. Gipetto devastated by the Sunderland omission as he watched it but pretended he hadn't. Heads will roll in Riyadh tonight. (Little one for the MLFs there seeing they could do with some cheering up).

His teeth got there first and he's chewed his way through it.

"Straight from the horse's ass" works.

"Tunnelli"

Will Klopp shut the fuck up and stop whinging, will he fuck.

@Christmas Tree - what does the PA stand for?

Nice to know exile is alive and well,.

Especially when Reuben and Tindall joined in. Amanda was air-tight.

Legionella on the Bibby Stockholm so everyone's been shifted off it. This fucking government are banana republic standard.

Subtitled for anyone who doesn't speak spaz?

New PB on this one. 4 years, 1 month, 13 days and counting.

Next 3 weeks / duration of the wedding?

A reasonable person. YOU NEED NOT APPLY.

You like looking up little boy's anuses. Received and understood.

budget

What a fucking prick that bloke is. The summer has been a nice break from my football hatreds, but I'm refreshed and ready to start calling that bizarrely-toothed cockend worse than shite every week.

Absolutely. Jeff Hendrick will be minted. Probably Henri Saivet as well through some clerical error.

Aye I've told my wife this is her Friday nights for the foreseeable. One hour episode, two hour debrief.

Presumably this is a QR code for Dominoes?

Totally appreciate this is sarcasm, but I have huge doubts Gemmill would've moved anything. He likely just has a new address and somebody else did all the heavy lifting.

Lee Ryder making about 4 different facial expressions while he knew the camera was on him was my highlight. Those casting agents will be ringing noon and night

ASM has a brace also and to many bandages to count. Basically a surplus of medical equipment.

Fucking Magedia again.......

Gutted they only showed Gordon’s missus from the neck up. Fucking Sharia law.

Followed by Mills and Boon being banned. They talk about NUFC supporters having a lack of self awareness. I am completely aware of the realities of Saudi Arabia, and don't condone any actions that are contrary to my morals. And I can spot the revolting hypocrisy and fetishisation of child abuse and murder a mile off on the SMB. I know who has the lack of self awareness here.

The irony of him tweeting that thinking it gives him a position of moral superiority. Thick as pig’s shit

Anyway, these fuckers came through France right? Lovve their legionnaires these frogs.

whereas if it was >5-10 degrees the risk of a non compliant reading would be further negated anyway, just had word that the Legionella find at Portland was a result of the actions of a highly motivated trade union member employee of the Home Office’s appointed maintenance contractor…. don’t fuck with us folks or we’ll shut you down too 🫵🏻😀

I found the Staveley/Ghodoussi sex scenes a bit gratuitous tbh.

TL; DR

Do you understand this?

According to Talksport Kane was on his way to the airport and Levy called him and told him to stop as he wants to change the deal.

“Can’t compete”

If you've got a camel you can hump, wanking becomes superfluous. I would imagine.