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aye, very poor title. you'd have thought you'd have a bit more effort in to the last one you'll be starting for a while.

Finally Liverpool have signed a midfielder.

EColi'd YP

not too dissimilar to @Gemmill in fairness.

Well, Liverpool urgently needs a defensive midfielder and I don't know if there are many on the market. It is time to leak that Chelsea want Isaac Hayden for 30M so that Klopp will go crazy and offer us 40.

it's refreshing to see you broadening your horizons rather than limiting them to the blue dippers actually.

I hope he just had a mental season last year and can't make the step up. Nothing against the player, he is simply collateral damage in my personal war against that CUNT at Liverpool.

they're not bothered about us anymore mate, despite the two million posts to the contrary.

Didn't take long for @Gemmillto let his Klopp frustrations be shared with all and sundry on YouTube.

What a pair of dickheads. Do not touch the thread starting duties. You are not equipped to cope with this run of fixtures.

Am down near Southampton for hols for the past week and the wee man wanted to go to see a game. Bit far to go to Newcastle Ended up going to see Southampton Vs Norwich all in for £45 with good seats and was a cracking game at 4-4. Ex NUFC players Adam Armstrong scored 2 and Tim Krul an unused sub. The defending was shambolic at times, your man Bazunu is a shocking keeper. Southampton had a few lively young players come on towards the end who started to carve Norwich up and your man Sara for Norwich scored a nice goal too. Looks like there is a good player in there too. Nearly a full crowd too they had 30k out. While I wasn't invested in the game the wee man had a super day out.

On the river, where they used to pay for cheese

I'd like to believe it's corruption but I honestly think it's just a combination of stupidity, arrogance and incompetence. I mean it takes a special type to be a referee. Life's losers with a megalomaniac streak. Shit people making shit decisions, revelling in it, and believing they're above criticism afterwards. Any normal person would have the humility to refrain from seeking out a position where they had millions of dollars and people's livelihoods in the palm of their hands based on their subjective rulings over nebulous events. Any normal person would be crippled by doubt over having such responsibility to be "right" in such a situation fraught with uncertainties. Not these mongs. Perpetually picked last during schoolyard games, these nerds have taken their rejection on the playground into the world at large to make themselves public outcasts all in service of the idea that attention of any kind is better than none at all.

Add Brian Woolnough who said on that tedious sky journalist show on the weekend KK called it a day that he'd go down as accomplishing nothing in the game. He'd have had a mouthful of Walker knuckle has he said that in my company.

All that crowd did. A lot of the London based journos thought they were at least as important as the players and the managers. There was an odious cunt called Steve Curry who called Keegan “the man who quit England in the toilet”, usually followed by a mocking chuckle… if he’d said that within my earshot he’d have been wearing the nearest fuckin toilet as a necklace

I tell you what, it's tough at the top. Having to endure this grief from the absolute dregs of the thread starting world.

A point will be an acceptable result away at our biggest rivals for the title. KDB is injured. Good time to play them?

Can't wait for him or one of his cronies getting carded for being in the technical area at the wrong time. He'd turn coal to diamonds with his jaw clenching.

Apart from it being obvious we’re right under his skin (as mentioned) he’s only being jokey with the journalists because nothing’s gone tits up this season yet. As soon as it does he’ll return to being a right stroppy cunt with them. Coupled with acting like a weapons grade twat towards the 4th official.

turkish toothed bellend. pretty restrained really though, mrs bd will testify it's nowt compared to my rants about the classless cunt although it's probably best to keep them off youtube for fear of a visit from plod. red dippers obviously love him but then the average scouse has about as much self awareness as to how much their club and support is hated across the entire country because of their self entitled delusion and the fawning they receive from sky sports and the rest of the media. fucking bin dipping, horse mouth loving cunts.

Nice how you’ve included links we can’t open.

Their hidden thread about us on RTG starts with the blow by blow of the game that none of them would watch starts here https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-compendium-thread-summer-2023.1609881/page-258 and goes on to around here https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-compendium-thread-summer-2023.1609881/post-38881138 Some watching live, some tuning into the radio, others obfuscating their dirty little secret. Early on any acknowledgement of good play was roundly criticised, loads of accusations that the Saudis have bribed the officials, or that teams always gift us a goal, but then... the penny slowly begins to drop, like a turd onto a pink plastic seat, Newcastle are good. "Hate to say it but they a very well drilled well organised talented side.", " How good is isak btw? Fuck me seems to score every time he plays", "Unfortunately the mags are very good. bastads", then reality dawns, Special mention for Roker Mackem, who despite spending much of the thread berating everyone else for watching, was the first to let everyone know that Newcastle went top of the league.

Yeah I think he’s easily distracted…just put some bullshit stats or some knitting patterns up and he’ll be off for hours

He’s spent the summer lashing out willy nilly on here, it’s good to see him channeling his underlying anger issues in a positive direction

So just to recap, we've won our first match against an improved Aston Villa 5-1 and currently sit on top of the premier league whilst they've lost all three of their games and are out of the league cup before we've even entered it. I'm sure most MLFs will be totally zen about all this and take in their leisurely stride.

Just funny isn't it? As soon as the takeover happened the clubs were coming together to change the rules on sponsorship, then they're panicking about PIF owned Saudi clubs buying our players for more than they're 'worth' (as if that isn't an entirely nebulous concept), and now they're changing the rules because Jason Tindall does what every other assistant manager does and get in the ear of the officials, or wind up the other bench. Fuck e'm . Let them make up new rules, it didn't stop us signing a bumper deal, selling ASM, or twatting the much fancied Aston Villa around NE1 while Mad Dog does the hokey cokey on the side line. Soon to be introduced Newcastle rules include; nee blasties, can't score inside the box, no balls over head height, next goal wins and they've got rush 'keeper. Match Cam has made me a little feisty this morning. Bring it on, you whiney cunts. Bring. It. On.

Is this a euphemism?

That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out.

He's a grade A cunt, that bloke. But the great thing about all this is it's just further evidence that he is properly rattled by our emergence as a threat. We're fully occupying his thoughts. Long may it continue. BTW Jurgen. If you're worried about us, get better at your job. On yesterday's evidence, your pre-season has been quite a bit less effective than Eddie Howe's, despite your enormous reputation/ego.

I hope Tindall sparks him out.

It should just be his name to the tune of volari.

Yet they have us finishing eighth.

Just what I was thinking. First they had Stewart and Charlie, "real" owners who gave them their club back(if they replaced their own seats ); then they had the trust fund kid who was minted and a genius. Based on no evidence at all, KLD was going to spend mega bucks in a really smart way to take the club back to where they belong. Despite the kid plainly being unable to scratch his arse without mummy's permission, and being about as much use as that Sartori bloke (who was also a genius and minted, not sure now what his status is now). They really have no clue about the sort of losses they must be making by stinking up the lower leagues, and expect successive owners to spunk vast amounts of money straight down the drain, simply because it's them. Because in the world beyond their bedrooms and attics there's a conveyor belt of Ellis Shorts desperate to lose fortunes on SAFC. It might be a start if they stop shitting on their seats and start paying for tickets. No, on second thoughts it's much better to bitch and moan on a website for windowlickers and bewwww the owners.

Bent as fuck or absolutely shit scared to give a last minute decision against one of the NW firm. fuck all will be made compared to if the tables was turned.

That’s a fucking joke. Typical OT decision.

Signing of the season: Tonali Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Gordon Biggest surprise: LTA praises Gordon halfway through the season. Best Young player: Gordon Player of the season: Isak PL finish: 3rd CL finish: Out in round of 16. Trophies? Howay, man.

All his little worshippers just chuckling along as well, instead of someone saying "er mate, we've never seen Jason Tindall pull a hamstring trying to wind a fourth official up".

Never mind that, did you see the state of CT's shorts in Newquay last week?

didn't they end up getting a £10m loan/investment* off dell or some other yanks to fix the lift at the academy and replace a couple of tannoy speakers? *no money laundering scam to be seen here.

When he scored someone in the club said “fuckin hell, they’ve signed the Italian Bryan Robson”

With the added bonus that it keeps essembee away from here (well, that and him possibly being dead, but you know)