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I think Bruno is absolutely class but the way to deal with him strolling about and reneging his responsibilities is definitely not keeping him on and it’s massively backfired. Not the only problem by a long shot today but he’s a big part of the reason the press doesn’t work atm. Because almost all game the front players have gone then the midfield didn’t know whether to stick or twist because Bruno has his finger up his arse. He’s a fucking liability atm in terms of screening the back 4. All high risk, little gain passes and then selling his teammates short

It’s been so long since I cared much about the champions league, I assumed all the games would be 7:45 kick offs uk time. Next you’ll be telling me it isn’t on ITV with Des Lynam hosting, and it doesn’t clash with the X-Files

We should be getting Ciaomanheyman his own YouTube channel and a ticket for both Milan games. "Hallo and welcome-a to de channel-a. My name-a Ciaomanheyman. A-please to know you. Smash-a de like and a-hit-a subscribe thankyouplease."

It’s rarely good to single players out anyway. Isak has been poor as well in recent games too. Trippier is well off his best as well especially with his set pieces. I can’t think of a single player who should avoid criticism at the moment. As well as individual performances are a concern but the most worrying thing is that we aren’t working as a team. The break hopefully will do us good and help to regroup and refocus.

Hendrick to Sheff Wed. what a start to the day. Magic.

Thisnis where I am. This has absolutely been the hardest possible start but, on the other hand, I thought we’d get a better return.

People shouldn’t overreact though. Our run of games for the rest of the year is quite decent. We just need to get our act together. Being in a group in the Champions League where we aren’t expected to progress isn’t too bad either as there will be little pressure to achieve miracles. Performances will have to get better though.

Fair but we should've been 2-0 up after 5 minutes. Margins.

Which cunt started this thread?

I can’t believe he’s taken off Tonali, he’s been our best midfielder

They all look as if they cant be arsed tbh

How is Schar's a card and Estupinan's isn't? This ref is an arsehole.

How is that not a card?

Tell me about it Scotty, next thing you know I'll need a pacemaker and they'll replace my cock with a chinese mouse's with ginger pubes - hope you're well.

The thing I remember most about Al Fayed was him doing a rap with Ali G. 1:19 for your enjoyment. "Here come da shopkeeper" "Mohammed"

As its us they'll probably move the Brentford game to Monday

A good rule of thumb is if the brand is snidey as fuck then Mike Ashley owns it.

I take massive issue with this post. It was mouth raping seagulls, not pigeons. Fuck knows what type of abuse they dish out to pigeons.

ARE YOU READING ESSEMBEE? 🙂

Happy birthday Sammy

Blob strop.

Kinky bitch.

IMO Trippier corners and set pieces have been shite for months. Gordon takes a miles better corner

What the answer to our midfield problem? With the players we have its genuinely baffling If Willock is out does he being Longy in for Burno or Tonali? He'd play a similar role and not add anything going forward so what's the point. Anderson in an advanced role? Put Gordon there and Isak out wide? No idea. At this point all you can say is Bruno needs a kick up the arse so that's one possible change. The Barnes transfer is really strange given we have Isak, Joe and Gordon who can play there and not a hope on the right or the number 6 role.

Hope is like 'Död'' rom the seventh seal.

I'm fucking sick of the sight of Miggy. I assume Willock will be fit by the end of the international break which could be a big boost for us.

Season starts after the international break. Intensity better be our fucking identity again.

Lascelles on so Burn can go back to LB at 3-0 down. Surely you give Hall a debut?

I'd rather have gotten out of bed at 2.30am for a house fire than this shit.

Some of Howe's decision making in the last two games has been on a par with when he named his son Harry Howe.

Get fucking Targett off ffs

Eddie needs to shake it up 2nd half. We've been hopeless going forwards for the 3rd game in a row. Madness to pick the same midfield/front 6 over and over again

Schar carded. How is that a card if their cunt didn't get a card? Fuck this ref.

Do my eyes deceive me or did Miggy just cross with his right foot!?

Botman aside, this is the same team for 3 games in a row. And we've lost 2 of them. If we lose today the lads on the bench can be forgiven for knocking on the bosses door and asking why they aren't being given a chance

I'm hoping Gordon will find his way to the right and that gets Barnes starting on the left eventually. Maybe this is a transition, getting upto speed thing. Same with Hall.

A billion quid spent and they’re throwing on Palmer who just walked in the door in a panic while a goal down at home to Forest

CET? What the fuck is this EUSSR shit? Tell us it in good old fashioned GMT if you please. These fuckers don't even know who invented time AND football.

Southampton should have named Ross Stewart in their squad for the crack, stating he's been fit as a fiddle for months.

Like HMHM with Dickie Bird, I thought he was already dead. I wonder if we’ll get Diana paying her respects via a medium in the Daily Express. Or does she only comment on Brexit these days?

Forest have signed a player from Olympiakos who is owned by their owner. For an undisclosed fee. But because they're no threat to the Top 6 or balance of power fuck all is said.

Mohamed Al Fayed. 94 Al Fayded, more like etc.

One thing about Hendrick, he is willing to go out on loan and play football. Whilst we have others just sat collecting wages here and doing naff all.

Im sure about 20,000 went to Bruges as well

Oops, sorry. Should've put this in the 'burned strips' thread.

"We have a longer term model here and winning right now isn't part of it"