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I had to google zipcars. I thought for a moment there Mr Rahman had branched out

Do they sing "Don't stand so close to me" to you a lot?

That's what she's telling you...

Wrong! There's a thread on the SMB saying the red arrows are all MLFs. Apparently they did this flyover at the Sunderland air show a few years back (remember that? ). All 23 of them. Am fewming me.

I think this lad has a very good case for entrapment.

Howe has just started the GNR and is high fiving runners as they go past. Stand by for some tales of mackems leaving Eddie hanging and looking/feeling like a mug, probably never getting over the embarrassment.

Smasss that subswibe button!

What a bunch of fucking idiots. Glad he called Pearson out who was slyly hiding in the background filming the sorry episode and then rushed to upload it all to embarrass the fan base, thick cunt.

This is regarding Brenda Foster. I think these MLF's must have these text quotes on their clipboard. I've heard them say exactly the same things about about Shearer, Jimmy Nail, Dennis, Tim Healey, Sting, Ant McPartlan,, Sam Fender's dad etc. Was going to say, getting so upset about the GNR is a new low for the Mackems, but on reflection, it really isn't. In fact it's par for the course nowadays.

Absolutely nailed on.

Loads of theories when he was on the run about how the Iranians would be getting him out of the country etc. I bet they didn’t even know who he was

Aye, but you had "Voulez-Vous" on repeat and were doing every "aha!" until the neighbours called the police

7 in a row marra

I’ll be avoiding any pub that is showing any England matches as your average England supporter is a braying fucking imbecile with absolutely appalling dress sense. There’s my input on the tournament.

Got a high 5 with Eddie at the start. Dripping.

Fucking Mag Arrows more like. FTM.

Their real issue is that it reminds them once again how utterly irrelevant they are.

They've got a GNR thread. Starts off okay, "a knarr it's a magfest but it's good for charitee. FTM." Pretty soon descends into absolute insane levels of bitterness. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/good-luck-for-tomorrow-all-gnr-runners.1615427/

Was talking about him just the other day as it happens, driving down Westgate Road and my dad casually mentioned that the Young Liberals office was upstairs from Mr Rahman's shop back in the day. (Yes, near the motorbike shops.)

I believe you’re allowed to sniff it as long as you don’t taste.

Should have given him a wedgie.

I’ve just seen the Chicken Nonce in Forest Hall Sainsburys. Did not buy , or drop, any Prosecco. He definitely has a nest in these parts.

Please listen. The original ad is even better than than I remember.

The BBC absolutely sticking with the Mo Farah, national hero, angle. The only runner on Salazar's books that wasn't doped to the gills.

I wonder what his dad, Wiz, makes of it all.

He sounds like a guy bored with his job who desperately tried to make himself interesting.

"Top tottyyyyyy!"

Explains them doing bong I suppose

Was out with a fellow porridge wog keeping an increasingly incredulous eye on the score 😆 I read a tweet saying that they’d have lost that game if Farrel had been playing 10.. sounds about right…

I did drive a bit in London, to be fair, but only ever occasional hire cars/Zipcars. Anyway, all I wanted was a reliable little runaround so I'm currently* blasting out Eurovision tunes from a 2019 Hyundai i10. Living the dream. *Not as I type, obviously, that would be irresponsible.

He’s moved to Peterborough, so he’s probably got an Allegro.

Sat in the garden, shorts only, ice cold glass in hand, listening to Bob's casino and other new* picks I've downloaded recently from Spotify feeling zen as fuck , holidays haven't been this great for ages, melting away the hangover with an icer or two. *To me

Hansi Flick sacked as "Ze German" boss. Wonder if they are looking for Klopp? Voller upon hearing he was taking over for the Germany:France game, "FLICK off then?"

Definitely not but hilarious

👆Sportswashed

https://x.com/sky_lee_1/status/1700883537258270929?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw

Strays Thought it was one of those funny disney’esque films with talking dogs so asked the laddie if he fancied watching it. Fuck me

If his opinion is that the Saudi's are a pack of cunts, then he's not wrong tbf

Who we talking about here?

Kate Middleton was shown on the big screen and all the England fans cheered. Fucking Tories

Didn’t know we were playing

He's painted himself into a corner. Get on with it Barney Rubble.

Good to see that Barney Ronay isn’t a boring prick about just us.

Don't get me wrong, I knew it was coming but the timing was a bit special, just like last year when the royal chief decided to pop her clogs and my birthday was basically the wife virtually in tears watching the news.

Happy birthday old man! Sorry to hear about your absolutely bullshit employer sending your redundancy on the same day. When are we running the first Toontastic Excel Boot Camp?

Girls can be virgins too.

It’s mine and Mrs. Fist’s 25th Anniversary, so I’ll be nipping to the garage on the way home from work for some flowers and a bag of Maltesers.