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Anyway, nice to beat the edgy, right-on, souf lahndan, try-too-hard, macron wearing, boring cunts with a shit song, think wearing all black makes them look a bit wooh, a bit whey, Palace cunts.

At least one of you can get a raging boner.

Aye, he’s just a move to Saudi away from making the England team.

Never change, CT. Never change

You can fucking do it, number nonce.

Looks like the Everton writer on the Liverpool echo, La Ryder, managed to get his question asked.....

Found out this week my lass has a raging boner for Joelinton. No wonder like, we're canny similar.

Had Tonali scored I’d have won £160. Lazy gambling bastardo.

The PPE stuff really sums them up. It was the early days of the pandemic but it was already clear, just going off other countries, how grave a situation it was. Tens (hundreds, as it turned out ) of thousands of deaths were on the cards and their FIRST FUCKING THOUGHT was: how much money can we make out of this?

Saying Barnes has flattered to deceive when he’s broken his foot after good performances against Villa and Brentford and barely started seems a bit much

don't give a fuck because i'm going to the BASTARD DORTMUND GAME

Since Brighton. 6 clean sheets out of 8 games. 3 goals conceded.

Woy absolutely tag-teamed today.

Immigrant addict ostracised by blacks & whites.

Don't you dare.... Never ever say that

Also, for the benefit of the Palace fans, your side were 4-0 down before that sub so you can stick your blood money up your arse.

Murphy would have scored that, Almiron running with his head back trying to look fast

can we not?

I guess I was the only sad bastard still hitting refresh at that ungodly hour. Couldn’t believe my luck when one popped up. I was so surprised I was slower to click on the ticket than I had been when missing out during the day. Not having a life paid dividends

At midnight on a Friday. I daren't ask what you had to do for it.

SPARE CAP

GOT MY BASTARD TICKET FOR DORTMUND

I think the muted response from North East supporters reflects his ambivalence to his childhood region. His footballing achievements are exceptional, no problems acknowledging that. But the man was a monumental cunt.

He's up there with Joelinton for the turnaround he's had since Howe came in. He looked like a League One player under Bruce. He's potentially the best RW at the club currently

I know its stating the fucking obvious, but my god almighty K.Tripps is some fucking player.

should've been 5 by half time, not complaining mind but could and probably should've been 7 despite all the substitutions. roll on wednesday!

Is he your new Longstaff?

Well someone hasn't watched the David Beckham documentary.

honestly, i think some people's view is clouded by what he was like under bruce and rafa. he hasn't put a foot wrong since howe came in

Best get the dehumidifier out.

Self-righteous cunts

Trippier needs to be careful. He was fouled there again so is really running the risk of getting a second yellow.

Sir Bobby Charlton just died. I was just about to start crowing about how Man United are gonna get pumped by Sheff United tonight. I'll give it 5 minutes now.

Proper big boy half that. Palace are completely outclassed

Taken his foot off the gas now he know Sandro will be banned

Tonali chewing through his bottom lip as the BetMGM signage appears on the advertising hoardings.

Tha nose is too close t'cock, I say too close t'cheesy John Thomas, lad.

Aye I think the bans are disproportionate, especially when you consider the amount of money football is bringing in from betting companies. Scroll down the page that we've got our statement about Tonali on, and you're presented with this: I know our partnerships with bookies have got nothing to do with whether players should be betting, but if young lads with lots of money and time on their hands are vulnerable to gambling addictions, maybe their employers and the sport's governing bodies should have a think about how much money they want to take from the gambling industry. Is it really appropriate to surround the players with betting company promotion and then ban them for a full season of their career (or more) if they use one?

I didn’t realise the ban included his work on fitness/tactics at our training ground. I’m not sure how that helps with a gambling addict’s rehabilitation

Fyp

I think he's now got two independent sources. Pep Aroni and now Pec Orino.