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Coming back now. Man, that was mad. Consecutive VAR checks for out of play, foul, and offside. Makes it all the sweeter this single goal smashed the playmobile cunts.

Massive statement victory that. Well deserved too. Arsenal are a class side but we restricted them to zero chances of note. Can’t wait to see Arteta whinge on in his interview, the little shit

The Arteta interview should be FUCKING HILARIOUS

How the fuck did it cost them three points? Even if it shouldn’t have been given they never looked like scoring so at the most it was one point. The fact he can’t even explain why it should have been disallowed speaks volumes though.

Lascelles was in his element there with a backs to the wall job. Class.

Mind. Quite refreshing to see a game where two teams clearly fucking hate each other

They should have put this on the screen in the press room.

Oooooof, Jacob Whitehead trying to out-Ryder the Knight with this one.

Poor Mikel. He had his chance at a league title last year, fucked it up and now he’s got Liverpool, Spurs and us to deal with. Unlucky, Mr Minecraft

Lascelles should be MOTM.

Worth recalling again that Ten Hag wanted Greenwood back in the squad. But you better not go out for your birthday...

Think yourself lucky, sugartits. I spent the entire match sat on the bog, drinking pints of water, only to have them turn brown, warm up, and fall out of my arse a few minutes later. When I finally dried up I couldn’t feel my legs and the walk from shitter to bedroom was like Joey Deacon at a disco.

Eddie Howe is the best coach in Britain

What a result on the back of one of the worst refereeing performances of the season. (Fuck the whinging Arsenal lot by the way. Our goal stood because there wasn't conclusive evidence to overturn the on-field decision. VAR working as it should. Arsenal players should've been booked for crowding the referee by the way then and on other occasions. Not sure how we can have three players booked for dissent on our team after a studs up leg breaking tackle for which the Arsenal player was basically giving himself up to be send off for and then their lot have permission to crowd the ref repeatedly and do the same shit they've always done without punishment. It really seems like the bookings for dissent apply against the clubs held to be outside the traditional "Big 6" because that was not officiated consistently today. Ref utterly bottled it.) That aside: Brilliant result. This team just continues to impress and the players continue to perform above themselves when we consider the amount of fatigue and injuries in the squad at the moment. Shocking luck for Murphy again. Hopefully redoing the shoulder doesn't mean they'll conclude that an operation is required. Burn didn't seem good either but hopefully that's more of an impact injury rather than something tweaked in his back. Lascelles was brilliant at the back. Eddie has done it again. There has to be a discussion about whether or not he deserves to keep his place when Botman comes back from injury. Botman is obviously absolutely class but there has to be a discussion about keeping the selection consistent at the back when things are going well. Happy for Lascelles, too, he's been the model professional in the background for this team judging by the amount of respect the likes of Howe and Tripps have expressed for him over the last few years. It's wonderful to see him playing some class stuff.

Fair to say that Arteta is feeling the pressure now that he’s not got a straight shot at second. He’s got Liverpool, Spurs, ourselves and Villa to deal with at the very least and he sounds like a man who doesn’t really want to face up to that. Compare it to Howe’s interviews when we’ve been on the wrong side of bad decisions that have cost us points. The man is of a weak constitution and he’s another one that Howe is going to fuck over in the end. Everyone that has crossed us has came out poorly. Let that be a lesson

what I genuinely don't get about it is why cunts like arteta and klopp aren't pulled up for their comments during post match press interviews. what is the matter with these spineless cunts? honestly man, if id been interviewing arteta this evening when he come with that shite I'd have burst out laughing and told the spanish cunt ri fuck off cos yer talking shite. so why the fuck don't they? they're pathetic man.

ASM scored the winner

The only way we are going to succeed this season is if I am made permanent thread starter and @Dr Gloom gives any tickets won on ballot to @Renton anything else will result in failure

A fughin disgrace. Shut up captain Scarlett you fucking clown. The only disgrace is how long VAR looked at it.

That Arteta interview If that was Keegan, he’d be laughed out the country. That’s a ridiculous response to losing a very tight game of football. Cunt needs to learn how to lose. Most teams come up here and get a fucking battering, he should be lucky that they only got 1-0. Did Pope make a difficult save? Was Lascelles challenged? Were they fuck!

Ruining the game by beating them, they didn’t lay a fucking glove on us all game. They can ram possession stats up their arse, they didn’t threaten. Their club, and others, have fought for years to rig the whole system in their favor so they cannot handle not just steam rolling sides. FFP and the CL money distribution are clear anti-competitive measures to keep the same sides at the top, so they’re all starting to panic now we’re not going away.

They will surely fine him for that. Klopp gets away with it because it would be considered cruelty to animals if they fined him.

Willock's cross for the goal was tremendous btw. I fucking love Joe Willock.

MOTM @Holden McGroin

Best kind of goal we could have got, proper controversial. Get it up ya you southern cunts

An ex-Liverpool player whinging about players crowding the ref. Irony is dead.

Fucking badge-pointer.

Arsenal's U18 match postponed after their bus driver went to Bournemouth instead of Brighton.

Wouldn't be such a big lad if the same bloke got on the metro at Meadowell.

Could put that as MFs epitaph

Arteta’s salty tears taste so sweet. I love it. What an absolute knacker and such a contrast to Howe’s reserved professionalism

I’ll tell you what was embarrassing- how they were time wasting in the fucking first half, and spent much of the second half throwing themselves onto the floor hoping to get free kicks. Men against boys.

The fact he couldn't answer the straight question "what do you think it should have been disallowed for?" tells you that he's just lashing out. I hope he gets the treatment he deserves both from the press and the FA for that nonsense. Anyway, thank you Mikel for making what was already a great result, even better. Ees embarrasin.

He has no fucking humility. This is amazing.

Looked like Howe was telling him that after the final whistle too. It's mint how well he's played since he came back in, he must be buzzing.

Was just going to post exact same thing, he’s been superb

Went into the kitchen so had the radio on during the VAR check and Chris Waddle is fucking devastated that was allowed. The mackem cunt

This cabbage patch kid in the studio, "it's just his enthusiasm" when talking about Havertz.

I wasn’t suggesting Miggy starts on the left in front of some of our other options. However he can clearly do a job there. I’d also like to see him and Gordon occasionally switch wings during games to give opposition full backs something else to think about

No, in the oregon

Portland Timbers? In the maine I've always thought they were a team that needed chopped down. I'll get me coat.

So the absolute tank bit the dust. While we're waiting on the motability car we've made the questionable decision to replace it with an even older Renault, advertised ridiculously cheap with the legend "good runner but all the usual Renault quirks and issues with the electrics". Guy wasn't kidding. I think every single button on the dashboard pops the boot open, except for the button that's meant to open the boot. Thankfully it only has to do us for a few months and with that in mind its quite an amusing wee runaround (for now). It just does mad shit, I love it.

I got her phone number

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