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FAO Gemmill.

I know exactly what Gemmill looks like, well 10 years ago anyway. He's the inverse of his charming witty persona on here. Looks a bit like Kris Marshall, but like a beta version with extra balding included. Tall, clumsy, awkward, anally retentive. Lovely bloke though. 👍 I dunno. Always curious to know what @Rayvin looks ike. Maybe @Alex can enlighten?

Strawb is from Boro, so he looks more like this.

@gemmill “I’d like to add minus nine to 25 the divide 5 to the power of 2 by 6 over the remaining 5 please”.

This is Rayvin when he used to work at the Phoenix Club: @Rayvin I’ll let you tell us what @thebrokendoll looks like

Tour all done and dusted, we had some struggles at first but overall it was absolutely fucking class & I feel super privileged to have been able to do it. Also feel like it strengthened the friendships among the group - which is important as we havent been together that long. Played some absolutely amazing shows, somehow people in Brussels knew the words & were singing louder than the PA at one point, they brought signs & threw roses on the stage at the end? Very strange So we did, Brussels/Duisburg/Köln/Hannover/Leipzig/Berlin/Göttingen/Rotterdam. Paris* & Amsterdam** were cancelled. *Venue financial troubles **Soundguy hospitalised 😳 We were so tired toward the last show we played quite poorly - or at least to our standards and it turned out to be the most pro venue we’ve ever played and the whole thing was recorded. FML

cripes! they're not gonna be happy.....

One international break and you are all stalking each other on Facebook like housewives. Shame

Well you need someone to keep you company

Gemmill at the petrol station: "Deduct negative 10 liters to the tank please. And I hope I wont have to explain BASIC MATHS here".

You could say it's .......

Listen numb nuts, you know how this place works, ITS YOUR FUCKIN TURN now bend over and take the piss taking like a fuckin man

Wrong skin tone but not bad tbh. I think @LongTimeAdmirer probably looks a bit like And @LongTimeAdmirer can have a go at @Ayatollah Hermione

Was this just before her and Peter Andre split up?

CT was 6ft until he went bald, now he’s 5ft 6.

Oh ffs lads, I'm shit at stuff like this. I mean my honest inner lens on Broken Doll is something like this: It'll be the avatar, amazing how much they influence things like this Sorry man. So ok if @thebrokendoll can give us @strawb I would actually be genuinely curious for stalking scientific purposes.

Also, fair play to CT. It can’t be easy driving a taxi with only one hand

Also, the absolute fucking cheek of CT using other people’s wedding photos to take the piss… (Stalker is stalked ).

Not as harsh as expected. I'm sure I've bored the fuck out of you with this before but I was on an internal flight in America not long after Love Actually came out, and the stewardesses were accusing me of being that Kris Marshall lad, and would NOT have it that I wasn't. I hadn't seen the film so I didn't know who the fuck they were talking about and in the end one of them was like "will you just sign some stuff and say you are him"

“ It’s so good you could leave your sofa outside…” ” No thanks, proper bampish that.”

"A portion of the proceeds will go to charity" is Ladbaby levels of transparency

Not a fucking chance I’d buy a sofa off a bloke who looked like that tbh

Bastard, beat me to it! 🎶Shit Alan Robson! He's just a shit Alan Robson! Shit Alan Rooobson. He's just a shit Alan Robson.🎵

Imagine the state of his Portobello Bell in these days. Like a button mushroom on a bed of Golden Virginia.

GET TO THOSE COMBS!

I miss mine, but I wouldn't miss your Cilla Black setup, chuck.

Taches like that are back en vogue apparently. Amongst the youngsters at work, especially the Westminster-based ones they seem to have replaced the man-bun / beard combo. I shit thee not

Seven hours later…

So he opened gates for a living.

Dodgy market trader selling black-market “slimming” aids, which turned out to be just AIDS.

Honestly, with these fucking incompetents in charge I could see a fleet turning up at the Faroes … “ Right, where’s all these Argies at then?”

In which Elizabeth Perkins plays possibly the most likeable paedophile in cinematic history.

I like to think of meself as more like johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean, except obviously not as camp! as regards @strawb, I remember the fucker having little sympathy for me van being towed away from miles away from a gate, so I'm gonna for something like this.... oh and you can have @LongTimeAdmirer

I wouldn't have classed you as an "average" Toontastic poster Gemmill, but it's nice to see you humbling as you age. That shows growth. Obviously not in the nether regions where you'd like it, but growth all the same.

Actually, fuck that, it's the Flashing Blade!

I think his hand is clutching his ginger nuts.

Oh thanks I expected better from you. 🙂

Here's the CEO

Very simple rules. Not simple enough apparently.

A ruddy complexion. Significant rosacea on the cheeks. A number of thick black hairs sprouting on his nose (not from in his nose, ON that fucking thing). Bald on the top of his head, but sporting the classic hair horseshoe on the back and sides. Slightly cross-eyed. Nothing outrageous, just enough to make you keep checking over your shoulder when you're talking to him. I think that'll do. I nominate: @Howmanheyman To do a hatchet job on @PaddockLad

"Fucking have 'im Tosh!"

Works on old pallets nailed together too.........

Wait, is it David Bowie? Ahhhh fuck, no, it's that plukey kid at DFS who wouldn't fuck off when we said we didn't want the sofa protection spray.

This cunt's going to want the Falklands back isn't he?

Watch your step.

Tbh.

Especially when he’s got Loose Women streaming on his phone.