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Best coach they’ll have had all season….

TBD turning up at SJP later.

I’m sitting with my feet up on the sofa in tribute to Marcelino

So it's an anti hoodoo hippie hoodie, aye ?

Man Utds flight cancelled so they're having to coach it Poor cunts

Im also off to the match, going for a lovely meal at Gaucho, an Argentinian restaurant, as part the clubs Brazilian hospitality package. Close enough

8pm kick off, no need to leave the cotswolds spa town till 11.30ish, so what I hear you asking is tbd doing up at this ungodly hour? I've only made my debut with the washing machine since plumbing it in a couple of years ago, my highly fashionable purple hippie hoodie top currently on a fast wash (I think) previous 2 outings on the sjp catwalk... arsenal and chelsea. now that's dedication for you, but will it be enough to combat the gloom hoodoo?

I'm meeting ex-workmates in a wetherspoons bar later on in a tribute to our Italian John McCririck, Sandro.

Surprised you haven't got your disabled driver doing that for you while you have a lie in. 🙂

Miley’s best game so far. it’s mad he has played Chelsea, PSG and Man Utd in a week and not looked out of place. He just seems to take everything in his stride. Great prospect.

I was insinuating it was long mate. It’s the internet, we both know it’s minuscule. Get over it.. your lass did.

So Gloom must have gone home at half time. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

I'll be getting pissed later on in toon in a tribute to Mick Quinn.

Aye. Tell her I’ll be around in 20.

That honestly might be the worst Man Utd team I’ve seen come to St James’ in my lifetime. Fucking Stoke with big wages, terrible

@Dr Gloom must be thinking he is a fucking jinx by now? Surely he is going to Jack it in this season now. SURELY he must do the right thing for the team. WALK OUT RIGHT NOW.

I'll be joining an EDL march later in tribute to El Pedro.

never heard a peep from them cunts in the ground from the gallowgate corner of the milburn, fuck all. their supporters, their players and the fucking weird little cunt who manages them all know, they're well and truly in our pockets fucking love this man

In fairness to Ten Slags they've hated every manager for years. They hated Jose, Van Gaal, Rangnick. The actually liked OGS because he was a lovable loser and let them get away with murder. I reckon Pep could leave Man City for them and the players and fans would turn on him almost immediately. They are an entitled group of fucktards from top to bottom.

Feel free mate, can’t seem my face but can see your lasses heft

I'm sat giggling like a kid here at yous lot and the mrs just told me to shut up. She's missing Callum *sigh*

Thinking about it, and I reckon Ten Hag and Arteta are the only two opposition managers whose interviews I'll wait around for after we've pumped them. Proper pair of dickheads.

Watching on TNT and they have Ten Haag coming up, just going to unroll the cock so I can have a wank to his misery

In this weather it could also

He cut out a lot of his diving and bad antics but is still a good wum and a even far better player. Brilliant piece of business tbh.

These lads are heroes. What a fantastic week, against all odds. Just brilliant

1-0 doesn’t show how much we fucking murdered them and it’s criminal that it was probably 50/50 that they’d get a point after Pope went off. Yet another game against a good side that Ten Hag has lost.

Three straight shutouts in league matches against these for the first time since 1897.

Wandering confused around Eldon Gardens, trying to work out where the Handtside Arcade and the Kard bar have gone.......

I'm sorry but you are a fucking disgrace and should be treated like any deserter.

Copycats tbh

I popped over to that Man United forum briefly during the match. They wanted Schar sent off for the challenge on Fernandes and were doing a LOT of moaning about VAR and the ref. But they also seemed to recognise that they're now just pure shite.

Best minute and a half of her weekend.

Gordon seems like a really good kid. I fucking HATED him at Everton. What a difference a change of shirt can make to someone's prospects of being my mate.

Think of next season when we'll have bolstered our depth with new signings, plus will have Tonali back. But the fact they're churning out results with so many players out is testament to the fact that under Howe we're more than a good team, we're a great club.

He can fuck off, he knacked Pope and stopped it being four or five.

Love that Man Utd who have spent £1Billion recently, their best tactic when losing is put Harry fucking Maguire upfront. Haha it’s embarrassing

Finally, fucking melon head gets his card.

I hope Bruno has a pop at goal tonight, really should be taking chances where he has them.

Loved that place

Rumoured to be the inspiration for PaddockLad’s Barnet. RIP

Worst example was Harry at that fancy dress party.