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"Keith and exile want beheadings out there? Let's fucking give it to them."

Am shitting it already tbh, I know we handled Arsenal, Chelsea, PSG and Man U, but the Barcelona of the north are a whole different kettle of fish 😳

That Man United forum is canny funny. The last 20 pages or so is them: - moaning about Ten Hag - moaning about Rashford - insisting that Schar should have been sent off - genuinely seeming to have a complex about officials being against Man United, which is fucking mental - being confused about who is reffing the game, and every 10 posts or so someone turns up and asks how the fuck Michael Oliver, a Newcastle fan, is reffing the game Doesn't matter how many times it's explained that he's not the ref and that Michael Salisbury is not the same person - making suggestions that we're on the juice cos of the energy and physical transformation of the likes of Joelinton and Lascelles compared to two years ago. Lads, they were managed by Steve Bruce two years ago.

Well well well. They’ll get to see first hand just how shite, lucky and corrupt we are.

Cracking night. Great booze-fuelled atmosphere under the lights. Loved it when almost the whole ground sang “you’ve seen United, now fuck off home” and “there’s only one Bruno” at the buck toothed twat. It was so comfortable until the last ten minutes. Should really have been three or four nil by then. I expected us to run out of gas earlier than we did but Man U made it so easy for us. They just sat back, didn’t press and strolled around as if nothing was at stake. Looked like a team that’s given up on their manager. But that doesn’t take any credit away from us. We didn’t allow them to play. Absolutely controlled the midfield and some of our movement and m little one touch passing sequences were a joy to see in the flesh.

Is this the "give it Giggseh" bloke? "I am fookin seethin! I'm sorreh!" I'll watch ANY shite when we beat these dickheads.

Keep going. Im almost there.

I've worked out what Garnacho looks like. He's like when you watch a history documentary and they do a facial reconstruction of some medieval peasant bones that they've found.

"Can I get a phurtur?" "A what?" "A phurtur. On ma phurn."

Only to Premier League games, soz

@Meenzer DO YOU WEAR TIGHT LEATHER HOT PANTS? /NICK-KIELCE-POLAND

Yet again bringing Amnesty International up despite fucking NONE of them being involved or showing any interest in that organization. They’re absolutely pathetic, if you want to act classy take your humbling on the chin - the mackems were happy to dish out stuff when they beat us.

Honestly worried about what Joelinton will do to the children of the bamps. He’s a fucking wrecking ball against fully grown men

Miley’s best game so far. it’s mad he has played Chelsea, PSG and Man Utd in a week and not looked out of place. He just seems to take everything in his stride. Great prospect.

That would be the classiest bye in the business. I'll take it.

FYP

The 1-4 did it for me as Albert Luque was an 8x multiplier.

time to finally lay to rest that 1-9 that's been eating away at me for my entire life.

Fucking hell! Tbd thread starter please.

We look so much more balanced with Livramento in for Burn at left back. It was great to see both full backs overlapping with purpose. Tino’s ball-carrying is exactly what we have missed on that side of the field. Nothing wrong with Burn’s defending but he doesn’t offer anything like that at left back.

Looks like a tranny submitting a photo they've tweaked to a dating agency with almost no confidence.

I know this won’t go down well on here but we should make a huge statement by refusing to play the game in protest against their ownership. So they go through, so what, but the PR ramifications would be massive for them and their ownership. A controversial view point, I know, but what a statement it would make. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-owners-and-club-staff-better-not-entertain-al-rumayyan-staveley-reuben-and-the-mag-trash-at-the-fa-cup-game.1620956/

How do you not realise you’ve shit your kegs? She must have a back-eye like the cargo door on a Hercules.

I don't think they'll go OTT with this game tbh.....

Denise Welch: CT: ’Tell me more’.

You do have to wonder what sort of person decides to watch a Forest supporting nonce on YouTube rather than the actual game he’s commenting on.

"Arreh McGui-oh! My man of the match is ARREH MCGUI-OH! It comes to something when your man of the match is ARREH MCGUI-OH" My lass has just popped her head in the lounge and gone "who is that?!"

Dan Burn is now (very adequate) cover for Botman and Livramento btw. No way is Tino losing his place when Burn gets back.

They've turned on the Bald Fraud!

The bias towards them is absurd mind, the way the commentator kept going on and on about Mainoo while basically going “oh yeah this Miley is okay too” despite Mainoo playing one game against fucking Everton and Miley playing the games he has . Meanwhile Mainoo looked like your average Jack Colback side ways passing undersized player, while Miley controlled their midfield. Class performance by us, they were never in the game really aside from that absurd injury time at the end.

We can’t afford to lose Bruno for smoking DMT ffs.

6 in 13!

I love how, for the last 18 months, we’ve been shite, overrated, helped by the refs but as soon as they have to play us, they’re shitting themselves

GET THAT INTO YOU, ENTITLED MANC CUNTS!

There's about 8 threads about the match

I'm sure they'll batter any fan going down there and let off with a scornful look any mag that looks down at their feet with embarrassment, shame and fear.

I do like looking at these kinds of STATS as you can actually infer who the good sides are with this kind of thing. On the left, you have an unbelievably well drilled and organised side and on the right, you have a collection of fraudsters wandering around while their manager hopes for his luck to continue long past its sell by date. They’re an absolute shambles going forward. It’s saying something that Maguire has seemingly rode out his bad spell to look like one of the only adults in that team

We'd have been disqualified for fielding 12 players.

All true. I fucking love it. I'm pleased we didn't sign McTominay mind. I'd take a suspended for the season Tonali over him.

We've really missed Manquillo.