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They’ll be lining up to take a job there. You’ve got the fickle fans with ridiculously high expectations who create a poisonous atmosphere at home. Then you have shady owners who won’t pay you much, spend much or let you have any say over recruitment. Then you have the inexperienced squad of players complimented by 4 strikers with about 10 senior goals between them. All wrapped up in an absolute fucking shit hole

So we’ll be adding the deduction of a player to their on field players then, aye?

🙋🏻‍♂️ I got that without asking from an astonishing goregeous blonde junior doctor when I had my gall bladder out His name was Simon, enjoyed paddle boarding in his spare time

Just keeping an eye in case it gets worse tbh. I was supposed to contact 'The Nash' yesterday about being a benefit sponger but obviously I couldn't. If ever there was a good time for a chinless wonder Tory MP to visit hospitals and talk to patients NOW'S THE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!

Hope whatever's wrong with you gets diagnosed and fixed asap HMHM. You sound like you need to keep an eye on your mental health too at this time. I know all to well how easy it is to ignore that and suffer serious consequences. Not much more than a year ago as you will know I was in an awful state mentally and physically. Life is tough. We're all here though - this place really, really helped me and I will be forever grateful for that.

Canny day yesterday, been rough all weekend, go to see the doctor on my first official day as a person of unemployment, he tells me to go to hospital, I'm sitting waiting at the hospital and get an email about interview four of four I was in for and it was a KB like the other three, I'm then told they're keeping me in for a couple of nights and there's talk of dietary changes. I'm in the RVI if anyone wants to put me out of my misery? On the plus side..... Some of the doctors and nurses......

Of course they don't. Planning is Mag behaviour.

"Always with the taxi driving."

Good stuff from the school. It’s important to bring kids down to earth after they’ve experienced a high like that

My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore

Will be a shame if the players still had a lot of faith and respect for Mowbray and didn’t respond to their new gaffer at all. A real shame

I'm looking forward to these chants at the derby like. Nothing remotely wrong with these. tunstalhill's fatwah is in the post.

These aren’t the kind of images I get when I put BBC in to google …

Doesn’t need to be, they don’t use the top levels.

We don't need De Gea, Dubravka is a perfectly competent keeper and it's only fair he gets a crack at this anyway.

"....so I asked him which club he was representing and he said 'Sunderland'! Hahahaha. I said to him, 'Do you not think I slummed it enough at Everton?' hahahaha."

I didn’t mean it from any footballing perspective- more that he’s also a rancid bastard that nobody likes. 👍

So he's taken a newly promoted side, got them into the play offs and is now sacked the following season with them three points off the play offs. All while having his best striker sold from under him and given a lot of cheap recruits and kids to work with?

Poor Mackems. They’ve dropped their cargo at the first sign of an imperial starship. I can only seeing this ending really, really well for them.

Potter was on £12m a year at Chelsea & he was paid £22m just to leave…. I highly doubt he’s interested in Wearside

fucking hell, i thought you were taking the piss!

right then, it's time to take out another 30 day free trial of amazon prime, just don't forget to cancel it. and that's because we're playing a game of football at 19.30 in the north(ish) west of england in the lawless, feral town of liverpool, although it's actually everton we play. hate these blue dipping cunts, desperate to see them flush. I'd like to think we'll be helping them on their way down, so... 0-3, chook hat trick.

They can’t help it- it’s inherent

That’s some classy overt racism right there

They are absolutely unhinged

"Always with the excel!"

She looks perfectly fine, must be a BBC stock image of a patient?

When he realised it was a great way of meeting stock image patients.

Is the lift fixed?

Because of your wife's situation this is especially going to pile a lot of stress on you. I've been diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, I had always just assumed it was irritable bowel disease but after a period of huge stress a few years back it flared and I was shitting a lot of blood. Very scary before it was diagnosed (bowel cancer excluded). Point I am trying to make is that your mental and physical health will be linked and if one worsend the other will. My advice for now is to take some time out at least over christmas and New Year. Re-evaluate in the new year. I'm not going to advise on any mental health strategies because nothing worked for me. Talking therapy, anti-depressants, pointless mindfullness exercises, either did bugger alll or made things worse. I guess getting physcially fitter and in my case knocking back the booze are the only things that help, alongside family and friends. Apologies for the waffle. Be kind to yourself right now. Take abreak, is my advice.

Fuck’s sake- have they said what they think is up? Also, ask your favourite nurse for a prostate exam Giddup!

😂 "EVERYBODYS DOING THE TONY MOWBRAY, COME ON BABY DO THE TONY MOWBRAY, I KNOW YOU’LL GET TO LIKE HIM IF YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE NOW, COME ON BABY DO THE TONY MOWBRAY, HE’LL TAKE US ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE, SCORING GOALS FOR FUN WE’LL DO IT WITH EASE, SO COME ON COME ON DO THE TONY MOWBRAY WITH ME" https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everybodys-doing-the-tony-mowbray.1592369/

Sorry * Aaanyway… Pedro’s Great x10 Grandmother says, “ 5-0. Miley brace and four own goals” * not really

They’ll evolve eyes soon, surely.

They’ve done this 7-10 days too early for a new manager bounce. Whoever is in charge will have had time to realise how desperate things are and be professionally unable to mask it, as they’ll be shit anyway. Merry Christmas Mackems.

Mowbray got the bullet. They are hoping the new bloke will knee slide them into a nazi salute, with a 3-0 win, aren't they?.

The only justification they can have for it being harsh is based on a very theoretical punishment for Man City that they have determined will be less severe than theirs, despite there being no evidence at this point to support that position. Also the same with Chelsea, despite Chelsea being taken over and their new owners almost immediately copping to it since it was the Oligarch's fuck up. (for the record I hope Man City's punishment is less severe as it will make this whole situation even funnier).

Icky acky Horses cacky Icky acky-oo Wind blew Cacky flew On To YOU.

My son is going on a school trip to the Milan game next week. The school have quite rightly advised that Newcastle kits are the only acceptable football tops allowed on the trip. My boy has gallantly offered to loan out some of his tops to his mates. It also transpires these Scottish school kids in their Newcastle tops are also going for a stadium tour and training session the day after……. At the stadium of light. I might phone the Sunderland echo for a laugh.

They're a couple of weeks early.