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Aye, their current owner has stopped funding them, their potential new one has loaned £100 million , just for running costs, but are unlikely to loan more until they’re in place as owners. That’s not going to happen until after Jan at the earliest, so they’ll be insolvent. Boom- administration and 9 points off. This will trigger an outbreak of victimhood on Merseyside the likes of which hasn’t been seen for days.

the fucker's most definitely ambulant disabled, gets all the necessary p.i.p. benefits etc to qualify for a reduction in his season ticket price and everything. I've tried explaining this to him on a multitude of occasions. in much the same way though as he has to stop at burton macdonalds on the a42 and the shell garage on the gateshead side of the redheugh bridge, it's extremely difficult to alter his routines. he's oblivious to the perks he's depriving me of. the unreasonable cunt.

Wasn't part of his ridiculous rant him mentioning how long he had played and managed here? And yet suddenly he's Manuel off Fawlty Towers. "I speek Eengleesh very well. I learn it from a booook."

Not even match day and we've already taken the Black Cats Bar good and proper.

Prison sushi

That's the mackem spirit I like to see.

Where do I start? Avocados - FUCK OFF. Nasty, fatty, awful. Is it a fruit? Is it a vegetable? Is it a dinosaur's testicle? Who cares, it's rank. Mayo, ranch dressing, tartar sauce, aioli, any other fucking white slops that looks like it shows up under ultraviolet light. FUCK OFFFFFFF. I will not touch anything that's been into contact with any of these. Some of my students put mayonnaise on hot dogs, for God's sake. There ought to be a special division at the Hague for this sort of thing. American cheese - FUCK. OFF. I don't think anything else needs to be said. I'll add basically any yellow cheese to this category as well though I know that will be a more controversial opinion. Sour cream - What the fuck. Why are we using spoilt food? This isn't the Great Depression. FUCK OFF. Cheese danishes - WHY go to the trouble of making pastry, which is fucking difficult, only to fill it with minging, stinking fake cheese. GET IN THE FUCKING SEA. That goes for cheesecake as well. Why make a CAKE (delicious) only to fill it with FUCKING CHEESE (wretched)???? Zucchini/courgettes - Why does this vegetable exist? Cucumbers at least are refreshing. These are watery, wet, tasteless SHITE. FUCK OFF. Water chestnuts - Once again, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to eat these sopping wet flavorless discs? Dry toast has more personality. FUCK OFF. Ham - Now I want to preface this by saying that I've never eaten it, but what the fuck? It looks like a fucking corpse's ass-cheek and is injected with water. Absolutely disgusting. I understand the allure of crispy bacon or a pork chop but this honestly revolts me. Undercooked meat - Over the course of millions of years, our distant ancestors figured out how to use fire to cook meat. It was a seminal fucking step in the development of human civilization. BUT NOW, some fucking MORONS decided to revert to pre-caveman ways and eat bloody, raw, living flesh. Tartare? Carpaccio? How do you say "fuck you" in Italian? Sushi? That should be up there with the fucking Rape of Nanking as another Japanese war crime. Get fucked, the lot of it. Fatty steaks - What the actual fuck? Ribeyes, cowboy steaks, the fucking lot. "The fat is a key component in the meal", no it fucking isn't, are you mad? Great geet fucking white undissolved hunks of fat do not belong in my mouth. Do you serve a fucking pineapple with the skin on because it's a key component of the meal? Do you FUCK!

He did well at Rangers but lost a handful of games early into a season and got binned. However to go from being heavily linked to one of the brightest managerial prospects in the world to Michael Beale must be like slipping out of Margot Robbie and into Dot Cotton.

".....And so I'd like to introduce our new manager, his is a name you've probably never heard of but he's absolutely everything we at Sunderland desire in a manager, his attributes are many and varied including being available, being cheap, desperate and with no contract to buy out. He's also not that old so hopefully he's hungry and desperate enough to put up with whatever limits we give him and won't cost a fortune when you hound him out and we've got to sack him. Ladies and gentlemen...... I give you Ian Beale!!!.......(what?).....err..... Michael Beale!!!!"

Eeyah man! Yi gan to the match with them!

I'd still go back and do Liverpool and Man Utd over the Mascherano /Tevez thing - the cunts retrospectively changed the rules to avoid investigation.

What a cunt this KLD is wanting Pro Sunderland instead of anti Mag. Does he not what safc is all about?!

Nee botha man!

KLD is no longer the best thing since big tits.

When Bob Murray was on the telly recently promoting his bewk (available in all discount bookshops in time for Xmas) he was slating Ellis Short whilst licking KLD’s hoop and saying what a great owner / custodian of the club he was. I assume that’s so he’s still a guest of honour when he fancies it on match days. Short made some horrendous mistakes of course but how the fuck anyone could not spot the red flags with the current lot and their ‘model’ is beyond me. Mind, this was back when Mowbray had them playing like early 70s Ajax, so it may have clouded his judgement slightly

Ah, the real inspiration for the taking down of the Berlin wall - should've known.

Hasn’t got a game under his belt and plenty on RTG are calling for him to go

I make a canny turkey - the wife was never a fan until I started making the dinner. Normally, I'm half a bottle of whiskey down by the time I serve it up though so I have no real idea on whether she's right or not as by then everything is consumed merely to stop me spewing my rim.

I never knew he'd been sacked from EastEnders.

You should try CT's. That won't.

As amusing as this is I pine for the day the ESL 6 cunts get as much heat for anything they do and are retrospectively looked at for rules that hamper us but is/was a free pass for them.

Fingers crossed the litigation from other clubs bears fruit soon as well.

Maybe get your new cat to start a match thread

Is this really it or a piss take by one of us? Fucking Tremendous.

☝️ Mag like behaviour.

in fairness I have tried to explain to him he's probably entitled to a thai bride.

Well.… kick his fucking knees in then.

Canestan will sort that out mate.

KLD is growing on me

No way Fauntleroy will be able to pull off the personal assistant look.

You and the chauffeur can get in on a twofer mate.

They’re banging on about being a “data-driven club”… is this now part of “The Model”? They absolutely swallow any old drivel their current grifters come out with, don’t they?

So….it’s absolutely magnificent The playability & sound is excellent as is the quality of build. Daylight robbery for the price, don’t think I’ve ever seen a cleaner fretboard. Really looking forward to giving it a proper run out with the band.

They call us obsessed and needy. Fucking hell. FTM grafitti from around the world.

Chinese food. How can so many people get it so wong?

And on a similar subject does anyone else say ‘I’ve bought you a present?’ and hand over the cucumber they’ve just bought to their lass? Or is that just me?

And hopefully we won't be decimated by injury. Howe will have more experience, won't be as naïve. Overwhelming emotion is pride. Local lads scoring in the Champions League, smashing PSG around like the cowards they are, were it not for injuries I think we would have beaten Milan to progress to the knockout stages. Were it not for inexperience I think we would have beaten them away and Dortmund at SJP. Add a bit more depth, a bit more quality and we'll be a threat.

Reported

Had a quick look on Ready to Groom …the fewm is off the scale about everything 😂