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The absolute pelters Rafa got for being defensive against far superior teams yet Man U's expensively assembled side get a well done Mr Ten Bob?

That was me and I stand by every single word…. What I said was I’d never criticise Miggy but I would single out Bruno. One is playing to the absolute best of his ability and the other one was listless and going missing in games when his ability is so great it’s astonishing. I hope this explains the difference 👍 This attitude is explained by my being an arch contrarian. It’s a character trait that at times in my life hasn’t served me well. Two or three times I’ve gone for the “big man” in work situations and found myself ostracised and marginalised. If I see someone over promoted or phoning it in and taking advantage of a perceived popularity among senior management I’ll often say something to their faces . As you can imagine, that’s not a great tactic if you want to foster harmonious relations. I’d like to think Ritchie or Dummet told little house on the prairie to get his fuckin finger out. But as HMHM pointed out, the bairn has probably stopped teething now

Earth, wind and fire - fantasy Mariah Carey - sweet, sweet fantasy RTG - Fucking tragic fantasy

As I’ve mentioned before, even their fantasies are fucking tragic.

"One glove Mothafucka, one glove!"

All I can picture is Mrs CT taking pity on him like Paddington

It was my aim at humour because who just beat them.

Broken Doll must’ve failed in the ballot for this one, can’t see him there with his mates

All the best, hope it end up knee bother

Bruno's form has picked up as he's probably not carrying an injury plus the bairn is sleeping through the night now.

I thought my kids were my kids’ kids. I was having delusions of Granda.

5-0. Joelinton all four from Schar assists.

Laughable? I’d like to see more of it. Well more of it for the red Manc cunts anyway.

Tbf I think Silva had even less of a case to defend than Arteta. It was as clear a red as I've seen since Havertz didn't get one he should've (It's always Longstaff getting cleaved in twain the poor cunt). The fact he's trying to argue against it because Lascelles accidentally clattered their player a few minutes before is just the strawest of strawmen. At least you can sort of understand Arteta's argument, even if you don't agree with it. There was a lot going on there, even though the right decision was made in the end. That said, fuck that lego headed cunt and fuck SIlva too. Bad losers.

And all it took was one man’s crippling gambling addiction.

Hope you're alright mate!

Him and Bruno being interviewed together on MOTD was nice. He just sounds like a bairn and then Bruno saying it's heard to believe he's only 17. He's got the perfect midfield partner in Bruno too. Miley himself is playing like a seasoned pro, but having Bruno there, always available for a pass, never looks under pressure, borderline untacklable, is massive. Love them both. And £100m will buy us a lot if someone triggers Bruno's release clause, but I don't think we'd be able to replace him with better, just cos there aren't many (any?!) around.

Fair play to Tierney for giving the pen at the Etihad in the 90somethingth minute. Plenty of those get inexplicably ignored and they let VAR make the decision for them. Also fair play to Pep for looking thoroughly confused and just saying "It's a pen" when the MOTD interviewer tried to get a controversial reaction out of him.

The baldy cunts more like. Looks like they're all chemo outpatients. Also, seriously, the bender squad are going to take on the fans of massive lads? Somebody's clicked the wrong box on Pornhub.

If he looks hard enough maybe he’ll find her hymen lying around somewhere.

It's a Wickes but someone has poured a 20 crate of Stella into a plant pot and stuck a hose in it so now it's a gastro pub in Sunderland.

At this point Im hoping they finish 9 points off a champions league spot

Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit them hard and hit them fast with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign

For those that can't make the game, why not come here? All you can drink on draft or £100. Should be a great atmosphere. Can't see any issues with this at all. I hadn't heard of the Rainton arena either. Looked it up and it's a shed in Sunderland.

Mick McCarthyism

Both dropped points. Best result for us. I fucking hate liverpool football club, but even though I always want them to lose, this result probably for the best

That would only ever happy against Liverpool - even if it's Man Utd.

Hanging on to it ….so far!

1 nil Brentford. Just a really great bunch of lads.

Young Mrs. CT- “ Mam, look what I found at Seaburn bus stop!” Her Mam- “ Don’t feed it after Midnight!” 39 years later… She fed it after midnight

"a funeral van"

Tbh this is likely to be my countenance should they be unreasonable....

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I have to go to the jobcentre tomorrow and go through whatever bollocks they give you these days, (Think Cameron has only just gotten the PM job last time I was there). Tempted to get suited up and pretend I'm there for an actual job interview. At the end I'll ask when I'll find out about the job?

Pathetic, I thought it was something serious!

Makes sense. You'd want to limit a recovering gambling addict's inside info.

2-0 krafth and Dummett to get a brace apiece

The good thing about an injury crisis is that other players get a chance. Miley wouldn’t even be getting in squads but now he has some much needed experience and has proved he can play at this level already.

Is that the National Corrigated Iron Centre.

I really shouldn't but these MLF's are so ridiculously hyperbolic.