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Been away for a while. As some of you are aware I've really struggled with my mental health this year. It culminated in me last month getting blind drunk and trying to take my own life. I am now tee-total and sporting a deep knife scar which I doubt will ever go away. The Samaritans were truly lifesavers and I thank the guy I spoke to for 2 hours from the bottom of my heart. My advice to all of you ... if ANYTHING is troubling you, talk it through with someone and absolutely DO NOT bury shit because it will come back to try and defeat you at some point.

Let’s fuckin do this

Right- sorry lads, I know this goes against the grain, but we’ve worked out that the fucking gimp toonraider2 has been posting from a homeless day centre for at least the last three years, possibly more. As much it’s like shooting fish ripping the piss out of him, we suspect he’s also, like many in his situation, having mental health struggles. There’s a fair whack of the Patreon money left over, so we thought it’d be nice to help the lad out with some accommodation. I’ve had a word with Mrs.F. who works for a large mackem housing association that rhymes with Pentoo, and she’s recommended we can put a deposit on one of their single-person flats for him, and surprisingly it’s less than we have in the TT pot. So, I know we usually put this to the vote, but we figured time was of the essence and you’re all decent people who would see the good. Naturally, since all the Patreon lads have contributed, it’s only fair you see what you’ve paid for. Without giving away his address or any other personal info, the cost and an exterior shot can be found by clicking here I’m sure you’ll all join me in wishing the tragically humourless skinflap a Happy Christmas in his new home.

No, your wife’s mouth was adequate again, thank you.

Or the meth

Id be stunned if he went. Hes basically got a DoFs wet dream here, growing and shaping a club with unlimited resources. Man U is a poisoned chalice and surely everyone knows it. Not even considering that we waited 9 months for his gardening leave period and paid a fucking lot of money to brighton for his contract, we'd absolutely take them to the cleaners to even let them talk to him. Anyone from that shitshow at Man U going into a negotiation with Stavely and co would come out with their heads spinning, wallet empty and be delighted at how good a deal they got on those magic beans.

So this thread has gone from MF's shocking jokes to Shania Twain

Right then lads, let's at least try and go into Christmas on a high, eh?

Good news for Paddock Lad is that Bruno cant have any more kids.

It’s at times like this I’m pleased I’m not that arsed anymore tbh

Aye, Howe has said that they’re making sure he goes down for his afternoon nap.

Wifes happy anyways

They will beat us and draw Port Vale. If we win however, it will be Liverpool away.

Trippier has been immense but he's having a mare lately with some some shocking fuck ups, a lot is down to fatigue I totally get it and wouldn't crucify the lad but it's cost us greatly again. The closer it got towards the end, the more they were running out of ideas the more likely I thought they'd score, I loathe playing these cunts away over the years, it's a fucking cursed ground even when we do alright. Ref was the definition of homer for the run of the mill but redeemed himself spotting the dives, should've booked them earlier though. Can't wait to bolster the squad then swat these away in our away games in the future.

Yeh we did, after 65 minutes of defending like hero’s, and working our socks off. I cannot believe you don’t understand that the we were under the cosh for the entire game and that kind of defending takes it out of you. I am not saying you can’t be annoyed but calling these lads out is harsh, we are down to the bare bones and they are giving everything.

Jesus Christ some of the patter on this page. It's Arsenal TV. Blokes that couldn't run a 5k asking just how fatigued can these lads REALLY be?! One of our best players since the takeover needs dropped and is probably leaving in the summer cos he's made a few mistakes during a pressurised period. Christ.

Might be reactionary but that’s 100% on Kieran Trippier tbh

Ah well at least we are relieved of Gemmill starting the next match thread.

That was almost the first decent thing I've ever seen Gallagher do. That should keep him in the England squad for the next 12-18 months.

FFS, not this shit again.

Can confirm. Married a German girl and we play hide the pickle frequently

"What do we want?" "Will Still" "When do we want him?" "Now" "What do we want?" "Dodgy flags" "When do we want them?" "Against the Mags, marra" "What else do we want?" "Seyson ticket cards" "When do we want them?" "When the owners mewve the mags, and redewce their ticket allocation" "What do we want?" "Hewmen rights" "When do we want them?" "Only when the Mags are playing, marra"

They’ve given him the usual warm welcome

Let's not forget they should have been playing with nine, mind. That referee was absolutely shocking.

He's been almost infallible since he joined the club. He's had a ridiculous run where he's been fucked and has made some uncharacteristic mistakes. That's it. I don't think there's anything going on or owt, he's just had a really unlucky run where every mistake he's made has resulted in a goal.

They'd be down to 9 with VAR. Dodgy little cunt.

She's been in the toilet since the goal

Sky make the point that only Thiago Silva played for Chelsea in the 2022 cup final. Meanwhile only 4 of our starting lineup are Howe signings. He really doesn’t get enough credit for the job he has done.

My new favourite community note

Big Bri's Top 50 Dancefloor Fillers.

You pay even less income tax if you don't have any income.

Someone threw a jar of omega 3 pills at me. It’s okay though. I only suffered super fish oil injuries

SIgned in on google as "Lee Thompson" Gee I fucking wonder

Not a martial arts fan then