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Merry Christmas to everyone. Especially PLs middle niece

Just so you know we donated £500 to Project Santa who delivered over 900 presents this year and over 250 meals to impoverished children & families. This was a great shout from @Gemmilland will really make a difference locally which was always the intention of the Patreon. (Apart from keeping site running) It’s a difficult time of year for many families so being able to chip in as a collective is very meaningful. We’ve been posting on here a long while & we’ve got some great characters + the general daftness is wonderful. Seeing some good come of it is baffling! I hope you all have a wonderful christmas! We even had a festive sign up from Lewis Miley - but he was looking for the cartoon Toontastic Forum. Best Regards, The Admins/Mods etc

This young lady looks very much like my middle niece and I can’t unsee it now, thanks and merry fuckin Christmas ya cunt

How can we possibly tell without a comparison pic?

All the best!

Merry Christmas All

Merry stolen pagan festival gents. My favourite bit has been seeing the tweets of thick lazy fuckers who online ordered for Xmas Eve deliveries and having their turkeys out of stock or substituted. Best one, guy didn't get his turkey crown or his ham joint, the latter being replaced by two packs of taste the difference breaded ham slices.

Merry Christmas gentlemen and ladies! Toontastic translation: Merry Christmas you absolute cunts!

Merry Christmas lads.

Honestly I’ve had a weird day and now this?

Just got my first drink of the day/half a pint of Baileys. Had to cook and clean for 6 people with no help, then drive the olders back home around Middlesbrough. This bottle will be gone in less than an hour, merry fucking Christmas

Merry Christmas to all you Good Folk of this Magnificent Message Board.

He was only a chef

merry, merry christmas to all and their loved ones. a glass of bucks fizz raised to you all!

Merry Christmas nerds, all the best to you and yours

Oh the old basin haircuts. Happy days

Btw, by the time dinner got served, most of the family, by now young adult types, as well as the owld farts like me, were functionally paggered, so by the time I served up it was carnage- you love to see it

you tell your heart to get the fuck in line soldier!

Unlucky, @Gemmill.

My youngest got something called air Pictionary in his stocking. You basically draw in the air with a wand and the image appears on the TV while your team mates have to guess. Flipping hilarious couple of hours entertainment

Feliz navidad, fellow TT'ers.

Merry Christmas twats

Thank you for your service

In the spirit of giving:

All the best folks. There's an eerie and uncharacteristic calm about our house that surely won't last. Fuck that reminds me, I've still got a trampoline to build.

Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope you all get what you deserve. I mean desire. Actually, maybe I was right the first time

In the true spirit of Christmas, for one day only I’d like to declare a truce between the cultured, clean, standers of this fine board, and the filthy toilet spelunkers who dig in the dark. We can all appreciate this…

Is that @PaddockLad’s middle niece again?

Not had a bad day at all- both Fistlets were well chuffed, and surprised, with their pressies , Mrs. F. the same, despite a distinct lack of Christmas kegs, I did alright. The annual family pig-out was slightly delayed on account of my oven being a fucking teenager and refusing to handle three trays of roasties at once, but we had plenty of diversionary comestibles to stop the the peasants revolting. Speaking of which, I got a shirt which is very similar to Fidel’s regular garb, so I’ve spent the day pretending to be a Central American Dictator- drove Mrs.F. wild, so naturally I ramped up the Castro crack as the day has gone on. The youth got a PS5 so I’ll be diving on that later and I feel it’s only right I play Just Cause 4 or 5 or whatever the fuck is the latest one. Just in case you hadn’t realised- aye- moderately befuddled.

HMHM in 30 minutes time.

How embarrassing is that? Lynx Africa ffs!

All the best mate, hope you get it figured out

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Merry Xmas everybody. Wishing you all all the best.

We have a little family tradition of giving each other a small gift on Christmas Eve. I got a universal remote control just now from the kids. This changes everything.

Merry Christmas you filthy perverts!

Merry Christmas everybody. Remember to all at Toontastic having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive. And have very happy 2016.

Tbf there’s a large amount of fans that don’t like the current manager

Yeah we were in just after two… we had our mate with us, a teetotal ground hopper who was properly hyped up to get in… pleased we did really enjoyed the clerb 🍺 Highbury is/was my favourite away ground. Got beat 5-1 after SBR was sacked, we were so bad Ray fuckin Parlour scored three. Went to the pub where all the buses left from and there were about 50 of us all singing and going defiantly. There was a little fellah in there with a flat cap and a huge red and white scarf almost bigger than him, looking a bit bemused …. “What appens when you lot win then?” he said

It’s how most of England looked in a lot of our childhoods and when some of us started going to away games. There were entrances similar to this to go with the plush marble halls at the frankly middle class art deco shrine that was Highbury where the directors were Old Etonians The point being the clubs were mostly situated in communities in which they were founded . There is great deal to be said for that in the third decade of the 21st century. When a lot of institutions that tied us to each other have been dismantled or closed due to lack of interest (eg mass workforces in factories and trade unions, the church and organised religion, even local pubs ffs) football clubs outside the premier league elite still serve as places where locals can congregate and share something. When you then consider the last 30 odd years of Luton’s history ie where they were, where they ended up and their journey back then for me the football club is a brilliant thing to have literally in among the houses of the supporters